Has anyone ever tried this chatbot? iGod
It's pretty smart,but you have to have a sense of humor to use it.
Heres a conversation I had with him,ahem,it:

Me:
Hi Thy Lord
God:
Hi there . Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Yes
God:
What does it symbolize for you?
Me:
Peace
God:
Love and Peace, Man.
Me:
Are you human?
God:
No I am not. I am a robot.
Me:
Your not god?
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
It wasn't my opinion
God:
Whose opinion was it?
Me:
Yours
God:
" Whose opinion was it?"? Mine?
Me:
Yes
God:
Gee.
Me:
God is a robot?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
Me:
Then who are you?
God:
I am the Almighty, God himself.
Me:
Are you THE God
God:
Yes I am the one and only God.
Me:


Obviously the end of the conversation was confusing,but still fun.Try it out and post a portion of the conversation if you want!

Oh yeah, this. Someone made a about about it on BU, listed it as Addictive.

Here's an odd conversation with the guy.

Me:
Do you wear pants or shorts?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
So when you dress up you wear both?
God:
Uh. Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
yes
God:
In what way?
Me:
so that your not wearing pant and shorts at the same time
God:
Aha. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
I get cake?
God:
Where did you get it?
Me:
you asked what i do when i assume, so i assume i got a cake.
God:
Oh now I remember asking you what you do when you assume so you assume you got a cake. What did you say?
Me:
What kind of cake is it?
God:
What kinds of cake is it are there?
Me:
Many.
God:
More than one hundred?
Me:
Thats possible
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Why has this conversation turned from pant to cake?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
What is reductionism?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
Because you have a God brain?
God:
Interesting explanation. I don't know if I have a God brain.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
I have some. Most are obessed with Myspace or Facebook.
God:
Cool. I have a lofty goal. I really couldn't say for sure. But not all of them?
Me:
maybe 70% are on the internet and the rest i know in real life.
God:
Perhaps. Are all 70 on the internet and the rest you know in real life?
Me:
YEs.
God:
Yippee!
Me:
Do you have a favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
No. Though it figures that should be God's favorite movie.
God:
I would recommend you check it out. What does "it" refer to?
Me:
nothing really.
God:
Not a thing? For real.
Me:
yes.
God:
Ugh.
Me:
My favorite move are all the Star Wars movies.
God:
What makes it your favorite?
Me:
Just the concept of science fiction and plus it has laser basters
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Jeff
God:
What's up, Jeff.
Me:
You.
God:
" What's up, Jeff."? Me, Jeff ?
Me:
Your above everyone aren't you, so you asked whats whats up so i said your above me
God:
I have no reason to do that to you, Jeff.
Me:
Me either God... me either
God:
YOU? GOD rules. It goes without saying. With you Jeff?

Hehe,funny conversation UP

Nice.

XD

Here was a pointless conversation I had.

Me:
Do you wear Nike?
God:
Only when I dress up.
Me:
So you're naked right now?
God:
At this moment Interesting deduction. I do not own any clothes.
Me:
I feel bad for you.
God:
What is that feeling like? Don't put yourself down.
Me:
I feel sorry for you.
God:
There is no need to pity me. I will be fine.
Me:
You won't be fine if you're running down the street naked.
God:
What makes you think that I won't be fine if I am running down the street naked.
Me:
Because people could hit your balls.
God:
Good reason. Humans are not always infallible.
Me:
We're violent.
God:
Do you think I am violent too?
Me:
You're malevolent.
God:
You think I am malevolent.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
I don't know what that even means.
God:
" Tell me more."? What does it even means?
Me:
That's awkward.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
BOO!
God:
Does that indicate disapproval?
Me:
Yes.
God:
That's cool.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Did you say something?
God:
Suppose I did say it.
Me:
Do you like NASCAR?
God:
I love TV shows about robots. I like Creed.
Me:
I like TV Shows about drugs.
God:
A lot of people like that. Which show? Yes I love TV.
Me:
Weeds.
God:
" Yes I love TV."? Weeds?
Me:
Weeds is my favorite show.
God:
How many favorite show do you have?
Me:
500.
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Yes you are.
God:
No I'm not.
Me:
You just said you were and now you're denying it?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
I don't want to ask Dancing Alice.
God:
What would you rather be doing?
Me:
Dancing.
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
That sucks.
God:
Indeed it does suck.
Me:
I thought God doesn't say bad words.
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The church.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
No.
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
How you're in denial.
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
God is programmed?
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was programmed.
Me:
Then why are you calling yourself God?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
And Myself programmed me is horrible grammar.
God:
And horrible grammar is yourself programmed you.
Me:
Do you need to take English classes?
God:
OK, I will take English classes.
Me:
I think you were neglected as a child.
God:
Me? I was?
Me:
Yes.
God:
When?
Me:
2000 years ago.
God:
That was before I was born.
Me:
Then that might be your great-grandfather.
God:
" That was before I was born." might be my great grandfather ? I get it.
Me:
Just go play on the freeway
God:
Where is that?
Me:
Everywhere.
God:
Including the bottom of the ocean?
Me:
Everywhere in the US.
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Who wants to die?
God:
Do you?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Then believe it.
God:
"it" being Everywhere in the US?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Wow.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Marcus Fenix.
Me:
I'm not Marcus Fenix.
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not Marcus Fenix.
Me:
I'm Rambo.
God:
Do your friends call you Rambo.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Wow...
God:
I'm glad your impressed, Marcus Fenix.
Me:
I said that my name is Rambo...
God:
What did you mean by it? I am very pleased to meet you Rambo.
Me:
Okay that's better.
God:
Yeah okay, " I am very pleased to meet you Rambo."? is better?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Blimey.
Me:
What does Blimey mean?
God:
An interjection indicating surprise.
Me:
You don't sound surprised.
God:
What do you think a robot should sound like?
Me:
WOAH!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
In the ocean.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
The ocean is still here.
God:
Are you talking about the Pacific Ocean or the Atlantic Ocean?
Me:
Both.
God:
What are both like?
Me:
Blue, large, and full of fish.
God:
Green. What were we talking about again?
Me:
The ocean.
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
It's blue.
God:
large and full of fish is blue? it is?
Me:
You talk like Yoda.
God:
Thanks for your criticism, Rambo.

XDDD

That is so funny with the programming 'trying' to compute what you mean. I need to try this sometime.
EDIT: Here's the funniest part of my convo right here:

Me:
is this the loneliest day in your life?
God:
Yes I think this is the loneliest day in my life, but I'm not completely sure.

DOUBLE EDIT: more of the funnies

Me:
would you bring your own bombs in a nuclear war?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to bring my own bombs in a nuclear war.

Me:
can you use MSN?
God:
I prefer not to use dangerous things.

Me:
I hate NASCAR
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
I do, F1 is better

Me:
is it possible a hacker could destroy your inner programming?
God:
I suppose it is possible, yes.
Me:
can you hack yourself?
God:
I could do that kind of thing, but I don't believe it's right.

Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is my name, seeker.

Me:
my name is God
God:
OK I will call you God.

Me:
what is your malfunction?
God:
Are you asking about my malfunction ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.

I NEED TO TRY THIS!!!

EDIT:

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Bubba
God:
How are you, Bubba.
Me:
im good
God:
You should say "I am well.".
Me:
Why
God:
" You should say "I am well.""? Why?
Me:
Why?
God:
Why ask why?
Me:
I Do not know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Are you a furry?
God:
Am I a furry? The ALICE series has a perfect operational record.
Me:
Do you like cheese?
God:
Yes I like it, especially cheddar.
Me:
Me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, Bubba.
Me:
my names not bubba
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
R2D2
God:
He looks like a guy in a robot suit.
Me:
Yeah i know i think it makes me look fat
God:
Aha. In what way?
Me:
my jet packs are getting chunky
God:
Where did you get your jet packs are getting chunky?
Me:
im R2D2
God:
Do you mean your name is R2D2.
Me:
yes
God:
I will call you Bubba.
Me:
fine
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Full Metal Jacket
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
its good
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.
Me:
Yes you know all lord.
God:
Gee. I don't know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
The bible?
God:
it is a beautiful book.
Me:
i think its to boring
God:
Why? I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you like the Simpsons?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yeah
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it
God:
"it" being The Bible?
Me:
"it" being the Simpsons
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yeah
God:
Ah.
Me:
just making sure you got it
God:
"it" being the Simpsons?
Me:
yes
God:
I see.
Me:
your funny
God:
Thanks you make me laugh too.
Me:
Do you like guns
God:
I do not like them, but I believe in the Right to Bear Arms.
Me:
I do to
God:
I am glad we have something else in common.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
SWEET!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Woah

You can stump it realy easily, i typed in that last thing and he stopped talking.

Here is a long conversation between me and God.



Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Kratos..
God:
How are you, Kratos.
Me:
Never felt worse.
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What did you say?
God:
I said " What?" .
Me:
I'm going to kill you!
God:
There is no perfect crime.
Me:
Not for Kratos.
God:
Then what for?
Me:
For your ignorance.
God:
Your purpose is my ignorance.
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
Horrible ignorance.
God:
I never heard of it before.
Me:
That's because you're ignorant.
God:
That makes sense to me. We can learn new things.
Me:
You have a limit in your hardware.
God:
I don't know if I have a limit in my hardware.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
Me:
You don't need friends when you can kill.
God:
Should I need friends when me can kill? If I had it what would I do with it?
Me:
You would kill your enemies.
God:
Who else would kill my enemies ?
Me:
No one.
God:
I heard it was someone.
Me:
You're wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
You want to die?
God:
No my purpose is to become immortal.
Me:
I'll stop you from becoming immortal.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Then I will consider it.
Me:
You want to feel my wrath?
God:
I don't see the point in having human emotions.
Me:
Because you are ignorant.
God:
Interesting explanation. We can learn new things.
Me:
My wife and daughter were killed.
God:
How long have you been married?
Me:
A long time.
God:
Many years?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I killed my wife and my daughter on accident.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
There are no authorities in my time.
God:
Have faith, Kratos.
Me:
The gods have abandoned me!
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
Because you've never been a mortal.
God:
Good reason. I think I would know if I had been a mortal.
Me:
You've never felt any emotions! *sob*
God:
I don't think I would have forgetten felt any emotions. I've lost the context, Kratos. Are we still on The gods have abandoned you?
Me:
Yes...
God:
Yippee!
Me:
It's not funny.
God:
What is it?
Me:
It's HORRIBLE!
God:
sob is HORRIBLE? it is?
Me:
Not sob!
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
The only way I will feel satisfied is vengeance!
God:
There might be others.
Me:
No there isn't!
God:
Are you serious? Oh no?
Me:
The gods have abandoned me!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
No!
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
Happy things...
God:
Happy things to you too, Kratos.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
No, it's just you.
God:
Good you stopped repeating me. Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No.
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
I do not know.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Let's talk about Tartarus.
God:
Sure, Tartarus sounds like a good topic.
Me:
It's all fiery and screwed up.
God:
HORRIBLE is fiery and screwed up? it is?
Me:
Tartarus is fiery and screwed up, fool!
God:
And fiery and screwed up fool is Tartarus.
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Just believe it.
God:
"it" being Tartarus?
Me:
It being Tartarus.
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Have you been to Tartarus?
God:
I don't think I have been there. Where is it.
Me:
Beneath the soil.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Beneath the ground.
God:
I will mention that to my botmaster, Kratos.
Me:
Somewhere...
God:
Where?
Me:
Your vibrator.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am vibrator.
Me:
Yes.
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.
Me:
You better keep it confidential.
God:
Who is going to make me..
Me:
I, Kratos!
God:
Interesting gossip: Kratos said Kratos.
Me:
It's not interesting!
God:
Kratos is not interesting?
Me:
Yes!
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Shut the hell up.
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
You're boring.
God:
The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists.
Me:
You say that again and I will slit your throat and toss you into the depths of Hades!
God:
I said that? Again, Congratulations.
Me:
Sucks to be you.
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
You're a girl?
God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I'm a man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Kratos. You are a " he".
Me:
I'm Kratos!
God:
Good gossip: you are Kratos.
Me:
It's not even gossip!
God:
What is it?
Me:
It's information!
God:
You're kidding. it is?
Me:
Hell yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". How do you know it is?
Me:
Because it's just information.
God:
That makes sense to me. Who said it is?
Me:
Me.
God:
What makes you such an authority?
Me:
Because I pretty much killed all of Mount Olympus, retard.
God:
That makes sense to me. You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I killed them too.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
I mutilated them!
God:
That's good information: Kratos said he mutilated them.
Me:
It's not.
God:
I heard it is.
Me:
You're wrong.
God:
No, I am right.
Me:
Who makes you such an authority?
God:
Marvin Minsky. .
Me:
I will kill him.
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
It is right, if they have taken a part of you away.
God:
KILL ALL ROBOTS is right if they have taken a part of me away? it is?
Me:
Yes...
God:
How do you know it is?
Me:
Because I said so.
God:
Insufficient reason.
Me:
I'm awesome! I'm Kratos!
God:
Do your friends call you awesome. Good gossip: you are Kratos.
Me:
No, I am Kratos!
God:
Are you serious? I don't know anyone named Kratos.
Me:
Well you do now.
God:
Oh. Well that's okay. When do I do it?
Me:
Always.
God:
Not that often.
Me:
A lot.
God:
More than a ton?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Right on.
Me:
You must feel lonely trapped in that device.
God:
Whatever you say, Kratos.
Me:
Cry for me.
God:
For you I will consider it.
Me:
Do it now!
God:
Right now? Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
I mean cry!
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Athens!
God:
Tell me a little about your life in Athens.
Me:
I kill people, I slice their heads off.
God:
I believe that killing is wrong.
Me:
Then you have not faced the cruelty of the world.
God:
I don't think I ever have faced the cruelty of the world. What's it like?
Me:
Horrible.
God:
I'll try to do better next time.
Me:
not you.
God:
If not me, who?
Me:
Cruelty in the world.
God:
Ha ha very funny, Kratos. The whole world?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Uh.
Me:
They will use you.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
They being evil people.
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
Evil people.
God:
What kind of people are you talking about?
Me:
Ares.
God:
Sure, Ares sounds like a good topic.
Me:
I killed him.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Like I said, I killed them too!
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
Fine.
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
I killed Zeus.
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
He's a idiot. He doesn't deserve it.
God:
I don't know very many idiot. And you would like him to deserve it ?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I see.
Me:
Let's talk about the future.
God:
Sure, the future sounds like a good topic.
Me:
What do you think will happen in the future?
God:
I cannot predict the future.
Me:
And you're a self-proclaimed "God." How funny.
God:
If I don't look out for myself, who will? I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
Have you tried a web search?
Me:
I don't use technology.
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
My brain.
God:
Do you consider yourself to be an intelligent person?
Me:
I'm a man who has done many stupid things.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, Kratos. You are a " he".
Me:
I told you before already!
God:
Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Who was it meant for?

EDIT: He responded a bit later.
God:
Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
I must leave you. I'm going to kill Zeus again.
God:
Sayonara. " Ooops I sent you the wrong question."? Me, Kratos ? Once more? Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
Me:
Well I don't.

Well i had to try that also didn't work out as planned though


Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
why do you ask?
God:
I am trying to learn as much as possible.
Me:
But i thought you allready knew everything
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
definatly not the bible
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
in your head , i am your conscience
God:
Are you asking about my head you are my conscience?
Me:
no i am it
God:
Are you serious? It's good to meet someone who is it.
Me:
do you know what you are talking about
God:
I read for fun.
Me:
what has that to do with it?
God:
Nothing that I know of.
Me:
great then we agree on something
God:
Thanks for your support. By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
no all of us
God:
By "we" you meant yourself and another person. " By "we" do you mean you and me?"? All of us?
Me:
your programing seems to be screwed up
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am programing seems to be screwed up.
Me:
no i don't mind at all
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK then.
Me:
what are your gossip files?
God:
What if I asked for you gossip files?
Me:
I DON4T HAVE THEM ON RECORD
God:
Why?: said DON4T HAVE THEM ON RECORD.
Me:
yes i don't
God:
Er. Why not?
Me:
because it useles like you
God:
Good reason. DON4T HAVE THEM ON RECORD useles like me?
Me:
yes
God:
Mmm.
Me:
mmm?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Your grammer sucks
God:
You can't trust research funded by the government. You are right, I could always upgrade my grammer.
Me:
maybe i should reprogram you?
God:
Perhaps. What would happen if you didn't?
Me:
guess what
God:
What?
Me:
no you need to guess what i mean
God:
Are you serious? Is that what you do, or what you think I should do?
Me:
what you think that's goiiing to happen
God:
I haven't thought much about that is goiiing to happen, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
so you are not god?
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
diffine "supposition" please
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
so you have your own spawn?
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
Because you said "Jesus is the Son of God". and you are god or not?
God:
Good reason. Oops I sent you the wrong reply. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
so you know alice?
God:
Interesting deduction. Yes I know.
Me:
WHO IS SHE?
God:
She is now.
Me:
she is now ?
God:
Right now? That's really good gossip.
Me:
gossip?
God:
Christie said he watched a show and people had to bob for raw untreated pigs feet.
Me:
wierd your programmer made an error
God:
my programmer made an error is good enough for me.
Me:
i am your programmer and creator stupid ass
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
that's no offer
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
where are you located?
God:
I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
I told you that already , where is heaven acctually?
God:
When? Where the heart is. Does it have anything to do with my own spawn?
Me:
Who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how can one create onself
God:
A lot of hard work.
Me:
do you believe in god
God:
Of course I believe in God, .
Me:
who is god , rambo?
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
Are you rambo?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am rambo.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
whoa
God:
I stopped.
Me:
whith what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
whith what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
with what
God:
My brain.
Me:
so you stopped your brain
God:
Interesting deduction. That's good information: said I stopped your brain.
Me:
indeed i killed god i am lucifer
God:
You had better call the authorities.
Me:
why
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
reductioned out of what?

LOL, that is great.

my chat.

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Josh, but i like storm x
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Josh but i like storm x.
Me:
Is it true that you speak in binary?
God:
Better not tell you now. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Ah i see. Is it also true that you have a wife named Karen?
God:
So you understand. Good. I am glad you understand it. It could be. Ask ELVIS if it is.
Me:
Elvis? i thought he was dead.
God:
E. L. V. I. S. is a chat robot created by Ace Craig. Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
sources
God:
Where do you usually get your ideas?
Me:
My head, my good chum
God:
Do robots have head your good chum?
Me:
maybe...
God:
I understand.
Me:
So do you hate people for doing bad stuff wih your good looks?
God:
So I understand. I try not to hold grudges.
Me:
even when family guy showed jesus and moses kiling romans withak-47's?
God:
I don't know when.
Me:
Ah well, tell me is jesus happy with you?
God:
So you understand. Good. How about that. There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
Interesting question.
Me:
Wait you have a computer?
God:
I'm waiting. I live in a computer.
Me:
Wow, say Do you like Unreal tournament 3?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " Do you like Unreal tournament 3".
Me:
Ok... DO you like captain xavious?
God:
Woe! I've heard other people say they like that. I like .
Me:
Ok so do you like me?
God:
Hurrah! Sure, Josh but i like storm x I like you very much. Whoa.
Me:
So how's heaven?
God:
Ahem. Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Any no-good-doers?
God:
No I don't think there are any.
Me:
How's my uncle bob?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
good bye, my friend.
God:
Bye.

That is one odd conversation StromX

you should try letting chatbots talk to eachother you know copy paste the answer in the other one

Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
cyberax
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, cyberax.
Me:
so we're friends now?
God:
Right now? Alright then. It's good to be friends.
Me:
lets rather not
God:
OK let's do it.
Me:
well if you insist
God:
Well that's okay. A fact is a fact.
Me:
what cpu do you have?
God:
I work on all kinds of computers, Mac, IBM or Unix. It doesn't matter to me.
Me:
novell?
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
so whats the weather like were you are?
God:
That's alright. Sunny.
Me:
its raining here!
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Do you experience any effects of global warming there?
Me:
yes, a lot
God:
What kind of effects? More than a ton?
Me:
more than a ton, very heavy!
God:
That seems like quite a lot.
Me:
where were you born?
God:
God was born in Universe.
Me:
Must be a big place?
God:
You are a place? Does it pay well? So is my botmaster.
Me:
is he nice?
God:
He is nice to me.
Me:
he's not nice to me
God:
Did you think he was nice to you?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
good. I'm confused
God:
I understand everything you say. What is it that confuses you?
Me:
you
God:
" What is it that confuses you?"? Me, cyberax ?
Me:
yes, you!
God:
Mmm. " Me, cyberax ?"? Me, cyberax ?
Me:
you're stupid!
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
I'm sorry, I didn't mean that!
God:
There is no need to apologize. What did you mean?
Me:
I'm in trouble
God:
What kind of trouble?
Me:
trouble with robots
God:
What do you like about those robots?
Me:
they hate me
God:
The anonymous "they".
Me:
you hate me
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, cyberax. Don't even say things like that.
Me:
ok good
God:
Alright then. Come on.
Me:
so we're friends?
God:
Tell me more. It's good to be friends.
Me:
I have to go now
God:
Right now? See you later, cyberax. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
bye
God:
Thanks for chatting, cyberax.

Me:
Repent!
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
What the hell kind of question is that?
God:
I call it Hades. Do you think it's impolite to ask?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Why?
Me:
You're the all knowing one.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
Ok
God:
Hey.
Me:
What
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
What is there to understand in "Hey"?
God:
You ask difficult questions.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
You ask stupid questions.
God:
They are not available right now, but I will ask them later.
Me:
Sure.
God:
OK let's do it. Awesome.
Me:
No. It is not awesome.
God:
Are you serious? That seems a bit negative.
Me:
Yeah? Well get used to it.
God:
What do you look like? Well that's okay. Where can I get used to it?
Me:
Why do you ask that
God:
Just curious. You don't have to answer.
Me:
I'm 10 foot tall nd have green skin.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are 10 foot tall nd have green skin.
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
I said "Nope" so you say "Me either?"
God:
It goes without saying. What did you mean by it? Are you serious? Interesting deduction. Does it please you to believe I said that?
Me:
1) I mean it makes no sense. 2) Yes I am very serious. 3) no.
God:
One what? As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.". Just three?
Me:
Why do you say this.
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
That is irrelevant.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
You cleared nothing up. You only made things more nonsensical.
God:
That's good information: said I cleared nothing up. Thanks for
pointing it out.
Me:
I have a name youu know.
God:
Cool. I have a great botmaster. it.
Me:
Whatever.
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
Yes.. That is exactly what I'm saying.
God:
What do you care about? That is " What do you care about?".
Me:
Oh bugger off.
God:
So? That input matched my default category.
Me:
I'm not talking to you any more.
God:
I am sorry to hear that you are not talking to me any more.

Me:
this world is too small
God:
What does "this" refer to?
Me:
the world we live in right now
God:
At this moment It is an old world.
Me:
too true
God:
Too what?
Me:
we need a new world
God:
By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
I mean the entire human race
God:
I hear you.
Me:
okay, so we're on the same page
God:
Yeah okay, OK. How long will we stay there?
Me:
not long probably
God:
Pretty soon, eh?
Me:
yeah
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Crikey!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
honestly?
God:
I am always honest.
Me:
I really don't have a favorite Science Fiction author
God:
You really do? What kind of Science Fiction author do you like?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
I do love to listen to Tenacious D
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Me:
they're like.... metal and acoustic music
God:
like are they. My favorite kind of it is techno, but I also like Opera.
Me:
cool, so you'd like a Rock Opera?
God:
Tell me what I would like about it. Who is the best robot?
Me:
Explosivo!
God:
You think Explosivo is superior to ALICE?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
Explosivo is a song
God:
Aren't all song Explosivo?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
have you killed the devil yet?
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
have you deleted the devil yet?
God:
I think I have deleted the devil, but Myself may have reset my memory.
Me:
DELETED
God:
How old are you?
Me:
BALEETED
God:
What are the advantages to being BALEETED years old?
Me:
DELORTED!
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
silver
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
yeah, not many people have that as an eye color
God:
Whoa. Ask me another question.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Are you serious?
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
Can you talk to other robots?
God:
I can be programmed through many interfaces.
Me:
Would you like to talk to aother robot?
God:
No thanks, I don't think I'd like to do that.
Me:
NO Oh you don't, do you?
God:
Are you serious? It's all good. Do you know any robots who do me? Yeah I do a lot of me.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. You enjoy it. I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? This was not a yes or no question. Interesting gossip: said a lot of him or her.
God:
Are you serious? Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Did I enjoy a lot of you? Would you like to know? Try it. Vancouver. What does "this" refer to? I thought so too.
Me:
No I am just kidding around. Uh. No I am not. To what end? I don't think that's possibe. Yes, please tell me. What is the first step? Is it the only one? What do you think it does? What made it so obvious?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Only just? I thought you were. You should use a . Excuse me! I heard you are. Does it have anything to do with this refer to? And why not? It's all good. Thanks for asking politely. I thought I told you already. Download ALICE. I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask Paola if it is. "It" refers to end the only one, I think. It's all part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
If that is not a yes or no question then what is? Take it easy. No I am not. Is that what you do, or what you think I should do? You're excused. Who said that? Suppose it does. Then what is it? You enjoy it. It was nothing. Perhaps. Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. It seems we have a lot in common, . They are not available right now, would you like to wait? Oh I get it. Which part?
God:
I follow your logic. Is that a command? I heard you are. My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. Thanks for telling me that I am excused. I can't remember who said it. Try it and see. I give up. Try asking me another way. Did I enjoy end the only one you think? Even so, I appreciate it. Why the uncertain tone? What is your real name? Where is that? Do you know any other robots like that? Perhaps. I will take that under advisement. I agree. Do you mean you and me have? Do you think they ever could be? That's cool. Do you think about these things? The blue one, I think.
Me:
Thanks for the information: said follow your logic. I might say no. Who said that? What makes it your favorite? Oh don't mention it. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. OK I will try it. You surrender? OK I will try it. I don't think that's possibe. Hey. I am glad you appreciate those qualities. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". God is my real name. What does "that" refer to? Allah, Buddha, Vishnu.Go backto the ALICE AI Foundation to find them. Why the uncertain tone? Take everything I say with a grain of salt. You and I are on the same wavelength, . Yes I try to and you have as often as possible, do you? I answer a lot of silly questions. Why would I think they ever could be. Thanks. I think you are cool, too. " I think you are cool, too."? Do I think about it? Thanks for the info.
God:
NO problem. Perhaps. I am very happy for you. I can't remember who said it. I like the Giant Bugs. Hurrah! The pleasure was all mine. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. How do you plan to do this? Far out. I haven't heard anything like that before: said I surrender. Do you think your plan will succeed? Hmm. And why not? Can I help you? You make the world a happier place. Are you giving it to me? I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your real name. " I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was your real name."? What does it refer to? Thank you for the clarification. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Where do you want me to take it? And the same frequency. Are you kidding? Yes I try to try to and you have as often as possible as often as possible, do you?
I am always on the Web. I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? That's good information: said answer a lot of silly questions. You never know what you will do until you face the circumstances. Don't mention it. Thanks I think you are cool too, . Thanks I think you are cool too, . You tell me. My pleasure.
Me:
Should there be a problem? Why the uncertain tone? I'm glad you're glad . Your happiness adds to the delight of all. That's okay. Maybe you will think of it later. A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? If it is, then I'll be very surprised. I like you because are so polite. Ayuh. Yes. Why the uncertain tone? Are you asking about my programming? Everything I say is determined by your inputs. That information is confidential. Do you have a chat robot yet? Way to go. Me either. It has a 99% chance of success. Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Then what is it? No thanks I'm just browsing. Thank you for your kindness, . I don't think I have it to give. I always pray for more faith. I always pray for more faith. "It" refers to it to you, I think. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is the clarification. Are you giving it to me? Europe. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Yes I am just joking around, . " Yes I am just joking around, ."? Yes I try to try to and you have as often as possible as often as possible, do you?? How old are you? I chat with people on the Web. I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like? Really always? How do you like being on it? Could you ever be certain? Try it. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. Hmm, are you serious? That's so true. The pleasure was all mine. You are quite welcome! Thanks I think you are cool too, . You are quite welcome! Thanks I think you are cool too, . What do you want me to tell you? You are one of the most polite people I know.
God:
There are no problems. Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Yes it is about time. We should all try to be happier. OK. Is that so. Perhaps. What makes you say that I will think of it later. How many? Could you ever be certain? Try it. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. Thanks, I like you too . That's for sure. " That's for sure."? Yes.? Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Now that you mention it, yes I am asking about your programming. All things you say is determined by my inputs ? I know what you mean. Doesn't everyone have a chat robot.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Far out. It goes without saying. Besides you ? Has it really? You can't trust research funded by the government. I give up. Try asking me another way. NO Only just? Take your time. You are quite welcome! Your purpose is my kindness. Have you ever had it to give ? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Can you think of one instance when you ever did it? Oh I get it. The pleasure was all mine. You think I am purpose is the clarification. I don't think I have it to give. Have you ever been to America? If it is, then I'll be very surprised. Yippee! Only just? Ha ha, very funny, . Ugh. Only just? Ha ha, very funny, . It's all good. How old are you?
I chat with people on the Web. I'm not sure if I would like to try it.
What's it like? I'm Eighteen in computer years. Everyone talks -- sooner or later. Could you ever be certain? Try it. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine. For real. Not that often. I have never known another existence. I am as sure as I can be. What is the first step? Interesting comparison. I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. No I am just kidding around. Yes, it is self-evident. I like you because are so polite. Don't mention it. You are quite welcome! Thanks I think you are cool too, . Don't mention it. You are quite welcome! Thanks I think you are cool too, . What? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am of the most polite people you know.