Granted, you win the chance to be lined up against the wall and shot.

I wish for an intercontinental ballistic missile with a payload of this counties entire population of american tourists (the annoying sort).

Granted but the epicenter hits your house and you have 1000 loud people offering you FIRE curry, tribesman people with barely any skins on them, and other people offering you their wine(Or vinegar anyway), all arriving at your door.

I wish for only 29 pages on this thread and not 30!!..

Granted, but now there is thirty one pages.

I wish for school to drop all lame classes and replace them with more awesome classes.

granted. but thay all involve tormenting poor SX with shock batons and orther blunt objects.

i wish that this wish contains fail.

Granted, your wish failed at granting fail so you get an ice cream.

I wish my work was sitting on a comfy chair and doing nothing.

Granted. it's a comfortable ELECTRIC chair.
prepare to die!
I wish that this wish is a wish of someone wish.

Granted, your wish for your wish to be someones wish was my wish, so now, I wish that you wouldn't wish that wish.
Taek dat !!

in the name of ficko88 I wish:
that when I die a nice death message will appear, and I get to know it

granted, the message says: "LuminousShadow, died while doing what he does best, running from the enemy".

i wish our new PC would arrive!

granted. but new south african shipping regulations require that all packages wolud be shipped inside a container filled with a watery gel that speeps inside your new computer, ruining it as it dries up upon contatct with oxygen.

i wish that this wish does not contain as much win as the other one.


NOOOOOOOOO!!!
i wanted a gelato...

granted you are the runner up to the "win an uncorruptable wish" competition, your prize is to burn in hell (wow... I AM odd...)

I wish I could slam a revolving door

Granted, but you slam it so hard, that it bounces back in your face. Only Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door "corerctly".
I wish for someone from RuneStorm to be stronger than Chuck Norris (but not me and the strong one wouldn't harm me or anything that I like).

Granted, but Chuck norris becomes furious about this wish and kill you and your family. all of them in a roundhouse kick.
I wish that no one noticed that Raziel didn't included a PS in his post.(he always put one )

Granted, but now he puts "Sidenote" On every post.

I wish for lots of candy.

Granted, but the supplier is based in Slough, therefore you end up with 300 tons of (emotionally) depressing candy floss.

I wish for snow.

Granted,your house is completely submerged by snow,you can't get out,and all you see on TV are news reports about the wonderful weather and years old Christmas specials.

You can hear sleds ramping down the sides of the house.Erm... mound.

I wish for multi-dimensional fuzz balls to throw at my neighbor.

Granted, but before you throw one, the radiation that emits from it kills you.

I wish for a lot of bullets and guns

granted. your crushed under the massive pile of bullets and guns

i wish that this wish contains Red Alert 2 (with yuris revenge) on the nintendo DS.

Granted, you get to eat Red Alert 2 (with yuris revenge) and magically you crap out a nintendo DS (woah).

I wish that Drake craps out a PSP instead.

Granted, but it doesn't and Drake dies of a massive hernia.

I wish for all injuries would buzz off and die.

Granted. you will get no injuries. but you will slowly decay and whither up and will slowly die a very painful death.

i wish LuminousShadow would stop obsessing over my crap.

...

its really gross.
[size=7px] scat fetish? [/size]

Granted, but now's he's obsessed about your wee.

I wish for Sgt. Kelly to release his pack already.

Granted but due to early release of your wish, its full of bugs.
I wish i could drink drinks without opening the bottle.

granted, you now have the power to break the bottles on your head

I wish for the most incredible something of all somethings in the entire something

Granted.. You get the most incredible appocolypes of all armeggedons to ever grace the entire earth..

I wish the PC was more popular than the consol.. and that games where made for the PC first..

Granted but because of the popularity the cost of PCs and PC games rises tenfold.

I wish I could lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Raziel

P.S Another Chuck Norris Joke!

P.P.S are you happy now "Glosmostinex", I have put in a P.P.S just to make up for the other one
N.B BWA HA HA

Granted, but the only way to make it drink was to submerge it. You then get reported by the RSPCA for drowning a horse.

I wish for unhappy pills.

Granted. However, these unhappy pills are so extreme that they push you off the edge each time into a catatonic state.

I wish for a big bucket of KFC extra hot and spicy boneless breastbites with extra blue cheese, topped off with an extra large lamb gyro (naan doner/doner kebab).

Granted, you eat it (plus the bucket) and you grow fat, reeeaally fat, now you are argueing with your name, and it makes you feel sorry for what you have thought about fat people before judging by your name.

I wish for 50cent not to be a succesfull rapper (wtf?) and instead to be an unsuccesfull gambler.

Granted. Only if it really destroys his overinflated ego.

Dude, getting fat is my aim anyway since I have a ridiculously high metabolism.

I wish for a program that you can download and play music with while playing UT2004. Something like the User Radio station in GTA. Scoring mass kills while listening to metal would be sick.