Granted,you now have a complete replica of yourself,otherwise known as a twin.Except he also wants to cave your skull in and take over your life.Good luck.

I wish to plunge a rusty spoon down a gerbils throat.

Granted, But he survives, and kicks your ass into yesteryear.

I wish for a... KILL.

Granted. You die.

I wish I knew what to wish for.

Granted, you wish for death.

I wish for Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep (Yes, I like Kingdom hearts, sue me.)

You get sued in the process.

I wish that the color yellow was a primary color.

Granted, but you have a severe case of colour blindness, making all colours look like various shades of yellow.

I wish for 2 of them.

Granted. Them turns out to be two more evil demons who kill you in a "Glorious Death" and essentially repeat the wish from before.

I wish I wasn't dead.

Granted, but God decided to make today opposites day in response to previous invalid requests, so your perfectly black replica of yourself turns into a blindingly white replica of yourself that makes you go blind from looking at it. Also, your perfrctly opposite of black replica also does the exact opposite of what you do, including the opposite of living.

I wish for this thread to just die.

Granted, but a ninja flys out of nowhare and kicks you in the junk.

i wish for a Companion Cube.

Granted. Lucario comes back but he has changed, he like pie and has pink and green spots all over him.

I wish for an empty shotgun cartridge.

granted, it comes with a fully-loaded, yet jammed and broken shotgun

i wish i could download songs for free

Granted, but now you have to pay to listen to them instead.

I wish pokemon was never invented

Granted. Now every time you play, your fingers start to bleed profusely.

I wish for a shotgun to kill the hoard of zombies that are STILL chasing me!

You forgot something Adam...

I wish for a spinning leek!

granted, your bathroom is now smells of pee all over

i wish i had a better pc moniter

Granted, you now have a better moniter, though your PC monitor remains the same.

I wish for a quad-core processor.

Granted, you get a new Intel Core 2 Quad Q6600. Unfortunately, your case is too small and you will have to buy a new one.

I wish for 2401 Penitent Tangent.

Granted.

I comes in a box posted by parcel force which is 1 month late.

After finally unwrapping all of the bubble wrap it turns out to be a flying ORANGE!

I wish I had 1 Terabyte of RAM.

Granted. But you have no memory, crappy video and graphics cards and general crappy parts. And the lack of dedicated memory means your 1 Terabyte is now one Gigabyte.

I wish I had an 8800 GTX. And that my other parts would remain the same on me and the computer. No flying ninjas gonna kick me in the junk.....

Granted, but as soon as you get your new 8800 it falls out your hands and breaks on the floor, and your other PC parts just can't be removed from you PC for the rest of eternity!

I wish all R&B artists lose their voices!

Granted, but their already released CDs will still be available.

I wish for a PS3.

Granted, but it only barbecues hamburgers.

Oh btw, i'm a damn fast sprinter... ♥♥♥♥♥ that doesn't help me against endless hoards of zombies...


I wish for something to help me against the ever increasing zombie horde that approaches (yes, i know, zombie theme for me).

Granted. However, the form of help turns out to be a plunger.

I wish for 20 flying ninja oranges that are also my own personal minions, with 20 thousand giant mutant pirate fruit flies that are also my minions.

Granted, but you fart and they turn on you.

I wish for FREEDOM!

Oh geez, a bunch of fruit flies and oranges attacking me. Thats gonna hurt...

Granted, but you should probably put your pants back on soon.

I wish for... chocolate covered leotards. With a sprinkling of anthrax. In a pretty gift box.

Granted. Only problem is that they are actually lederhosen.

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GASP!

Granted, but your text is now in another language. A language that actually doesn't have a written component.

I wish 2 + 2 equaled chair.

granted, but the chair hits you for screwing with the law of mathematics.

.nug a rof hsiw I

Granted. I melted your face and brain.

PIE!

granted, but the pie hits you in the face,
AND ITS MADE OF ACID!!! (with apples!)

i wish for FL studio music makeing skills.