Granted but it's never released beyond alpha version

I wish for een krentenbol.

Granted, jouw krentenbol is overdatum en is keihard, op het moment dat je een hap wil nemen breken al je tanden en valt hij op je linker grote teen waardoor de nagel breekt.
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Granted, the rasin bread is spoiled and rockhard, so when you take a bite your teeth break and you drop it on your left big toe, cracking it's nail.

I wish for Fallout 3.

Granted, you fall out the plane three times.

I wish for the Necris Tatoo.

Granted, but a graphic representation is also aplied to your body in the form of a tattoo. This tattoo is aplied by nailgun.

I wish for release!

Granted. Iran releases to the public their new Nuclear Warhead programmed to have a trip to England.
I wish for the red flag.

*Stabs Glosmostinx* POST A WISH! Little bugger.

I wish for MORE LULZ. GIVE ME LULZ!

Read.

Glos- granted, but in spawns in your gut, disemboweling you.

Treadhead- granted, but you LULZ so hard, you had a hernia and died.

I wish for The crucible by Arthur miller to be even more awesome

granted however you commit suicide after you have to study it forevr until you commit suicide oh what wonderful small print.

i wish that rabbits were able to talk to us

Granted. but suddenly one of them shouts "this is spartaaaa!!!!" and 300 rabbits begin to attack your city.
i wish i wished before the edit!

Granted, but your wish creates a time anomaly, and the millions of possibilities of what you could have wished for flood the board, overkilling the server, and giving you a permanent ban once fixed.

I wish I had a printer than didn't go into spasms after printing five pictures out.

Granted, you get a printer that does not go into spasms after printing five pictures. However it does explode in your face after printing ten.

I wish for more Tequila!

granted, your now in a bottle of tequila, drowning in it.

I wish for more Dr. Pepper!

Granted. However, I took it from a Boomer with anger problems when he wasn't looking, and he punches you in the face.

I wish people would make more straight-forward corruptions, yet that aren't stupid.

Granted, corruptions are now "smart" and "nerdy" and because of that CATS INVADE PLANET EARTH !!1!!!!!!!
OH NOES !!!!!!!1!!

I wish WE, people of RuneStorm, would prevent this cat invasion.

wish granted but you all turn into squirrels and tomtom the last of the cats eat you all. mwa ha ha ha haaaaaa

i wish that the british authorities would grow some testicles and be men for once

Granted, but somehow that makes the German GSG-9 so much more kickass that World War III begins and Germany rules the world thanks to covert GSG-9 operations.

I wish I had an ElectroTool from Timesplitters 2.

Granted, but it's so small, that you sat on it.

I wish for the Flak Cannon

Man, i cant believe this thread is still alive and well

Granted but it blows up in your hands after it jams

I wish for a graphics upgrade in Ut2004

Granted, the graphics was updated, now no PC in our world can handle the super uber awesome ass graphics it have.

I wish for a Ninja-Cyborg-Deathmachine sidekick.

Granted, but it kicks you in the side. Oww!

I wish for a small packet of food specifically for me that is leathal to all other forms of life (including plants, bacteria etc).

Granted you get the small packet of food made just for you that is lethal to all other forms of life. However, it is the only packet made, extremely expensive and you bought it using a credit card. Now you are paying 18% interest on something that cost you $250 billion.

I wish for colder weather up here in the Northeastern USA.

Granted. But the Boomer doesn't like the cooler weather either, and punches you in the face. (REPETITION!)

I wish for warmer weather here in the Northwestern USA.

Granted, its become warmer, warmer, warmer, OMG ITS SO HOT!!! AAAAAAaaaarrrgghhhh.... *you all got fried*.


I wish for a Ninja-Cyborg-Deathmachine companion. Which wont hit me in the side.

Granted, he hits you on the head.

I wish for a cloaking device.

Granted, but in only covers your head.

I wish for a howitzer.

Granted you get a nice howitzer, but it has a stoppage on the first firing and blows up in your face. Whoops.

I wish for a quintuple bacon-swiss-cheese-burger with extra condiments.

Granted, but 5 years later you suffer from a fatal blood clot that is directly linked to that burger's cholesterol content.

I wish to consolidate all of the above posts into one simple post

granted:i wish unreal was brilliant and real life. however since it is so good and real life we all die and it all gets slightly ironice as everyone dies so quickly that no one reads this post and doesnt understand that the space time continuum is broken

i wish i was a vampire!!

Granted, but you ate garlic with stakes that has been cooked in sunlight, and you pretty much explode.

I wish for a Nail gun that shot electric nails.

Granted. But I stole it from the Boomer (MORE REPETITION!) who SHOOTS you in the face with it. (Not complete repetition). Then he just punches you again. (REPETITION!)

I wish I could think of more GoW-related wish corruptions.