Granted, but a Boomer punches you in the face anyways.

I [don't] wish for some cake.

Granted, but the invisible text in your post causes everything to implode for some reason.

I wish FPS AI was challenging.

Granted. they have no clipping and use god mode.
I wish that i could speak with those Crysis aliens via MSN.

Granted but they get so good you get killed 0.5 seconds each time after you respawn.

I wish the bots that help you out in UT2004's Invasion mod work together for once...these bots are so dumb.

granted, they all work against you, the AI becomes selfaware and uses your computer to destroy the world.

i wish for a pound of weed.

Granted. I shove a pound of weeds down your throat, choking you.

I wish the Boomer wuvved me again...

I also wish I had a tiny, lovable Brumak.

Granted you get the Brumak but it develops a taste for eating everything grows to its actual massive size and gobbles you down thinking you were the Locust version of a doggie biscuit.

I wish for Nine Inch Nails to start putting out much more decent music. The recent albums have sucked horribly.

Granted, but the Brumak eats the band and albums.

I wish my Brumak would puke me up. Smells like rancid feet mixed with raw steak in here!

Granted. but brumaks dont puke, so then your gonna have to exit from...

i wish my username changed from Drake Fireblade to Waffles Icesaber.
and also imageshack to stop going bananas.

Granted, but your name goes bananas and kills off imageshack, now you have millions of users breathing down your neck with flaming pitchforks.

I wish for the best way to get tons of guns, fast too.

Granted you get the best way to acquire tons of beautiful guns. But they get dropped onto you by UH-60 Black Hawk Helicopters by the ton and squash you flat.

I wish facebook was not so screwed up.

granted, I screw your face up with a two ton book.

I wish for knives.

Granted. I throw a knife at your groin.

I wish that I could think of a wish and would wish that wish instead of this wish, then make another wish.

Granted, but using paradox, you just screwed over the universe, now we live in purgatory for all eternity.

I wish for Paradox wishes to stop.

Granted, but I unwish the wish, making another paradox.

I wish Kelly would give us another progress report soon.

Granted. Incomprehensible wishes will now become the norm.

.seikooc emos rof hsiw I

GASPETH!

Granted, but seikooc is not happy for taking his coookies.

I wish for more GASPETH!

Granted, but whatever brought on the GASPETH realizes that spelled backwords is !HTEPSAG which means "destroy me" in the ancient language of Roflskates.

I wish for this to be a real SSBB character (This wish kinda corrupted itself already ).

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Granted, but due to excessive bugs it is completly imposible to win with it.

I wish for a GSOL (green screen of life).

Granted, it's still screws up your computer though.

I wish for a RSOF (Red Screen of Freedom)

Granted you get the RSOF. However your computer cannot sustain this operation mode for long and both unit and screen blow up in your face.

I wish for an extra large lamb gyro with hot sauce and a big naan bread to go with it, served with two steins of the best German Ale there is.

Granted, your meal is laced with laxatives and AIDS-infected blood.

I wish I could pass the NeoTokyo stage and beat Story Mode in Timesplitters 2.

you succed totally but somehow your succes corrupts the official in sony and there are no more games made...ever

i wish that slipnot were more awsome

Granted. slipnot become awesome. slipKnot continue the same way it's now
I wish I had Godzilla as a pet.

Granted, but Godzilla accidentally crushed you.

I wish i wish for something cool.

Granted, you get to drink some liquid helium. Brr, thats fresh!

I wish for 400 tons of liquid nitrogen stored in dewars.

Granted. But you drank it, along with your meal of uranium, freezing and irradiating you.

I wish for pie.

Granted you get pie but it is a highly fatty pie with the following lovely flavors: carrot, broccoli, cauliflower, spinach and onions. You eat it then puke and suffer cardiac arrest at the same time.

I wish for a new Silent Hill movie to come out.

Granted, 'cept it is only in green-ray, and that won't be invented for another 44 years.

I wish for a sawed off shotgun.

Granted, but someone hid a charge inside the shotgun and it blows up upon firing.

I wish music would sound more like this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kg-i8C9meKM

I'm not kidding when I say Timesplitters 2 has some of the best music ever.