Granted, but your computer hates the program so you can't use the newly acquired skills.

I wish for a handheld railgun.

Granted. But you shoot yourself with it.

Pie that ISN'T acidic!

have you seen killer klowns from outer space?

What?

Please try to stay at least vaguely on topic.




Granted. You have a very basic pie with a pH of 14.

I vant a skul gun for my head so i can shoot plasma at terrorist with my nanoaugmentation

the acid pie was from killer klowns from outer space.
now back on topic.

Granted But each time you shoot, the heat discharge from the Skull gun plasma Cooks your brain.

i wish for a lemon launcher.

Granted, but you get attacked by the opposing forces armed with watermelon cannons, you die.

i wish for splice music to hurry up and upload hardwood with no problems in the process and without anything happening to me at all.

Granted. Something terrible happens to you.

I wish for just ONE nuclear bomb. ONE

Granted, but upon arrival, it detonates inside your bedroom, destroying you, your house and your city in the process.

I wish to know what my plunger could do against a insanely increasing horde of zombies who now are almost at my houses door.

granted, it the the plunger of doom +7. unfortuneatly for you, your not trained to use it so it is useless.

I wish i had another slice of birthday cake

Granted, but you never had a birthday so the cake doesn't exist.

I wish for my damn Masterplan - Aeronautics CD to show up, its been 2 and a half effing weeks already.

[in the words of a heavy] IS NOT POSSIBLE.

you forgot to make a wish!!!! EdIt Or DiE

It is done.

HEY!!
You both forgot to make wishses!!!!

I wish for a long haired hamster!

Granted, turns out it thirsts for human flesh. Now everyone you know, possibly even yourself have died.

I wish Caboose was here.

Granted, but he has his gun that shoots crayons, and shot you.

I wish for the remote moon Ios

Granted, even though i don't know what your asking for. Turns out it just rapidly attacks you and your dog (or fish or any pet besides a cat... cause cats are awesome)

You forgot again Mr.UglyPants

I wish for a long haired hamster specifically bred not to eat human flesh.

Granted, but you get turned into a gerbil and it eats you anyway.

I wish that there was a non critic based panel that would reveiw films and only release the good ones.

Granted. Turns out that all of the bad films you hate they think are the best.

I wish I had a sniper rifle.

Granted, but instead it shoots a healing salve that heals all wounds.

I wish for a Star Wars Republic Commando sequel.

Granted, but due to rushing, it's half finished.

I wish for Saturn.

Granted, but theres a mix-up and you get pluto.

I wish for more wishes

Granted, turns out they are positive wishes and u live a wonderfully happy life....

.... til a headcrab bites your face off at 87.


I wish that pluto was still considered a planet

Granted. It will become a planet in five minutes, it's status as a planet will last for five minutes till it becomes a moon again. I wish for a pet headcrab with the claws/ Fangs removed.

Pluto is considered a dwarf planet, iirc. These astroscientists just can't come to a conclusion.

Anyway, wish granted, you now have a headcrab with no fangs, but it is hyperactive and manages to escape.

I wish physics knew a way to accelerate big objects past the lightspeed mark.

granted, but someone accedentally sends 2 of them in opposite directions - each with a rope attached to your leg.

I wish our 'HD ready' TV was actually capable of showing a HD output.

Granted, but it plays HD at a super small rez... like smaller than 320 x 200.

I wish people would remember to put wishes in their posts

Granted, but noone takes you seriously and continues on not-wishing

I wish I had Soul Calibur IV (PS3 version, Darth Vader ftw)

Granted, but you buy it online and are accedentally exposed to the whole plot while searching for a good deal.

I wish the evil chicken would stop sneaking up and trying to go for me.