Granted. Now the evil crocodile is chewing on your leg.

I wish that I knew what to wish for, something that wouldn't be painful, agonizing, e.t.c.... And wouldn't forget about it!

Granted. Your wish is such that you spend 3 hours at the dentist with a fully numb mouth (so no agonising pain) while he takes out all you teeth with an industrial jackhammer.

I wish that my room was colder so I can get to sleep easier.

Granted. Your room is so cold it puts you in a deep freeze, with no chance of waking up again. Look on the bright side though, you'll never suffer from a heat stroke! And the ice cream could be in arm's reach! Too bad about the whole frozen solid part though.

I wish I had my own epic sound track, that played at all times, whenever I do something, annoying anyone and everyone in my area, including me. And it can not be ignored, and is always heard, regardless of how good or bad you can hear.

Granted, your theme song is now Blue (da ba dee).

I wish for a 3rd Bloom 06 album.

SWEETNESS!!!

Granted, but the album won't come out for another 15 years.

I wish I had a nickel every time someone said "I wish."

granted but they are wooden nickles

I wish i had a strawberry yoo-hoo.

granted! but it is diet, no sugar

I wish for a shiny new computer

Granted. But the shine is from a mix of shoe polish and cyanide. Ooopsy-daisy! You just touched a fatal keyboard.

I wish SX would tell me whether or not he is going to show those concepts to the guy who does the 3D art...... (Seriously though. Not saying that in an annoyed or impatient way, but I'm actually not kidding.)

granted, but the sight of the concept art burns out you eye sockets and you become blind.

My friend wishes for a Bugatti Veyron W16 (im in school right now...)

Granted. Your friend gets his Bugatti Veyron, but it only turns out to be an illusion and real car is a Fiat Panda.

I wish I had more REAL money that I could actually SPEND (No monopoly money) =D

congrats your rich, but well its in some form of currency not of this world

I wish i had an army of ninja wookies at my disposal.

Granted, but you can't speak or write so they can't do anything..

I wish for world domination by sea creatures..

Granted. but they die once they hit land

Out of topic for a sec, Treadhead, the weapons models are his, and I'm still waiting for Xavious to make his version (If you are reading this, you can have the pics xavious.)

Back On topic.

I wish for domination of the Microsoft company.

Granted, turns out its Mermaidman.

I wish to I could see The Dark Knight,

Granted, but the form you see it in is a pirate DVD. Your house is raided and the disc confiscated as evidence just 10 minutes from the end.

I wish foxes could just get along with the phesants and the pardridges instead of ripping them apart.

Granted, turns out pardridges are meaner than they appear and the foxes of the world are caught in an epic struggle against the feathered menace.

I wish for a donut,

Granted. The sea creatures you control are only the tiny Krill that whales and other marine life eat. When they get onto land they either die from not being in the water or get trodden on.

I wish for a 23 Inch Wide screen TFT monitor that WILL work with my computer and will NOT break. =]

Edit: Wow three-4 post almost same time in row.

Granted, but it has a dead pixel right in the center.

I wish for a 1 PB hard drive.

Granted, but due to a wierd accedent involving a fax machine and a vapourising ray, you end up sved onto your own hard drive with no physical body left to reinhabit.

I wish for lots of strong cheddar and stilton

SX: Understood.

Granted, but it is laced with poison.

I wish for a hamburger. That won't kill me or hurt me and that I won't die in any way. Probably gonna get kicked in the junk by a flying ninja though.....

Granted, you receive a 100% human meat hamburger. Want to eat it, I thought not.

I wish my bedroom wasn't the smallest room in the house so that I don't have to take measurements of new furniture into account so much.

Granted, but your house is made a lot smaller

I wish for a firearm

Granted, your arm is now on fire.

I wish for a widescreen monitor that supports very sharp resolutions.

Granted. But it was made in America, and there are no Russian plugs that can work with it. Oopsy-daisy!

*Chewing on hamburger*

Wish I had some non-lethal barbecue sauce.

Granted, but the flavors is weak.

I wish for Chicken strips

Granted, you open a box of KFC and its a chicken cut into strips... no cooking at all on this one.

I wish for a fish.

Epic Thread is Epic!

Granted. but it has salmonella so you died of of poison.

i wish for copy of red alert 3.

Granted. It gets delivered by parcel force in a box and when you open it, it jumps out and fish slaps you right in the face, then explodes.

I wish for a flying worm. (The wings are of that of a Fly or a Bumble Bee)

Edit: Wow I have bad timing.

Granted. but it flys into a bug zapper.

i wish a copy of red alert 3

Granted. Cept it gets sent to me instead.

I wish that I could meet all the RoosterTeeth guys.