Depends on the steak but Stake,

Will i get laid tomorrow?

No.

How much methane does the average fart produce?

Not quite as much as a methane rich fart but more than a methane light fart.

When will we get StormX back from FO3:NV?

Mal

P.S I'm quite serious about this one ^^;

HE WILL NEVER ESCAPE HE'S DOOOOOOOOMED!!!!

Knowing fallout new vegas his brain is slowly rotting away In the unforgiving wasteland of mojave


Will I get Fallout New Vegas tomorrow

Maybe.

Who knows?

Psst. I'm still here, maybe you should use common sense. Yes, fallout new vegas is good, but i can't be at 24/7, for i have other important things.

Would apple-orange juice taste good?

Probably, but the apple would drag the flavour down.

Why are bin men such pedantic bastards?

Cause if they weren't they'd be known as: Scapbobdiddletobapbapshitingamomo diszytingammatyoiupadnoun men. And thats just too long to say!

If i wanted to cause havoc, what would be the best way? WITHOUT CAUSING PHYSICAL DESTRUCTION. ;P

Create a TV program about a bunch of people stranded on an island via their air-plane crashing.
Then just throw in a bunch of random events and stuff which makes no sense...
I suggest a name for this program like: missing, off-track or Lost... oh... damn, someone beat me to this one...

Mal

P.S Which of the following usernames should I use: Malanok, Mal, Kolonam, Lesswysh, Raziel, Deathly_Cow?

Raziel, with an uppercase R.

Where is the teleporter when you need it?

Out of service until we pay our electricity bill. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Why wasn't our electricity bill paid?

Because we had to pay our TV license, and it was astronomical.

Why do we have to pay a TV license?

So you can get quality public broadcasting

The fox or the hounds?

The pounds. we gotta look after them these days! £££

Or maybe the hounds.... i don't know! i've lost track!

Has my non-sensical randomness been missed? if not, produce a valid enginnering contruction to prove why you haven't.

Definitely not in South Africa!

Anyway, the question...

Yes it mostly has, because it's a generally missed form of humor....

What game best improves one's alertness/sharpness?....

Call of duty You practically Learn how to use any gun on that game and enemy's are hard you might as well put a sign up saying IM HERE!!
That helped me With Paying attention now when I play Call of duty i have to unlock the Bit in my brain that lets me see through walls.
Also There's A game Called Perfect dark Zero a Xbox 360 Game ad the Skirmishes In that are Extremely Hard! you WIll fire a clip into the bad guy ad he'll be fine but if he shoots you you've just lost your armor and half your health you had to head shot the guy while he's moving with controls so sensitive you'll get dizzy by moving the Thumbstick once So if you want a Game that Helps you see through walls Pick Call of duty If you want to die all the time Please Pick Perfect dark zero!


I got Fallout New vegas today and its (AWESOME)!!! So this is The question

Grenade Machine Gun Or euchids C Finder Just Recently Found You'll know what i mean by euchilds C finder When you get far into the game!
P.S That Gun Pracically Has Ownage Written On It Although Dont think Im Biasing it, Well i kinda Am But its your Choice

*guns down with the MEC from FO:Tactics*


Got to choose the MEC... regardless of if it is in New Vegas or not...

Favourite automatic weapon (Fictional or real)?

Mal

P.S +1 a cookie if you can guess mine =P

Hahaha

You sir, are stupid

Definitely the Vickers. Old school charm and sophistication get the job done. No idea what your favourite is. I'm gunna guess that you like action movies, so I say Rambo's never emptying M60.

NCR or Legion?

Fictionnal

CoBrA laser chaingun or Hyper Minigun IV

Does the universe have an end ? or does it just go on forever and ever and ever ever ever ever ever ever and ever

Man, you guys really don't like answering each others' questions.

We are legion!
...
No idea what either are, but I thought someone should answer ^^
And, that is my second favourite... my favourite was the MEC mentioned above


Answer the questions, obey the rules of the thread.

Anyhoo, yes, the universe does have an end... it is called death... (serious answer? Yes, the universe does have an end, but beyond this edge time does not exist yet... as such you wouldn't know that you had reached the edge until the edge has expanded and you are no longer in it...)

Mal

P.S We are no longer the knight who say "Ni"... What do we say now?

N.B
Tell me about it ¬.¬

We say Yo, what up fool?...

What percentage of speech and text these days is filled with abbreviation and slang?

Kinda hard to say but im guessing 50% because you dont have to be a gangsta!, to use slang in text sometimes people just do it to shorten texts


Orbital Laser Or Missile Barrage

Orbital Laser Missile Barrage... I choose to ignore the "Or"

If for the rest of your life you could only answer either Yes or only answer No... which would you pick; Yes or No?

Mal

P.S No inbetweens

Missile barrage, nothing can stop it mostly when the missiles are heat seeking and have a split function

Shells or rockets ?

Shells, I prefer blasting things than blowing them up.



Shortening text seems so crude, the quality of speech,vocabulary, and grammar are atrocious these days, people no longer take time or care to do things, it's quicker to write the proper thing, and it's quicker to understand, it's also pointless to learn the abbreviated jargon anyway....



That sucks, you say Yes you'll get good and lots of bad stuff, you say No, you'll miss all the good stuff and bad stuff, however i'd prefer to experience as much good as possible, so Yes....

What percentage of your life do you spend appreciating nature?

If you get world of warcraft, NONE!

But there are those special occasions when you want to do something, that dosnt involve pressing keys or tapping buttons


Pump Action Shotgun or Lever Action Shotgun

Speaking About Lever Action Shotgun what is the trick called where you can Spin the Gun ad it automatically Cocks itself
The trick off Terminator 2 of you've seen it if you havnt Shame on you

Pump action Duke Nukem Style