The funnist game reviewer EVER!

DK · **Posted:** Wed Oct 03, 2007 7:53 pm

No spoilers, just lulz.

Captain Xavious · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 5:00 am

Dark_Watcher wrote:

not that I can tell. But to be safe (I do not wount to be hunted down and made into dog food) X will you have a look at this?

You referring to me? If so, I still need to beat Halo 3, I'm not gonna chance the unseen spoiler here or there.

Plus my connection would take hours for it to load.

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 04, 2007 4:57 pm

hahahhaha awesome review. I didn't really take offense to it like predicted from halo fans.

Mr.UglyPants · **Posted:** Fri Oct 05, 2007 5:15 am

Well i saw it and there isn't any spoilers at all, more just ranting on the fanbase.

Still totally funny.

"Pants on head retarded!"

SX · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 5:20 pm

he reviews tabula rasa

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... abula-Rasa

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:14 pm

"Some people also find fat people sexy I don't know why, But then again most people don't know why I like putting lettuce around my **** and hiding it in peoples salad" !amazed

I cracked up laughing when he said that! Which is kinda offensive because I'm no skinny guy but hey its all good, we need to laugh at ourselves from time to time.

Mr.UglyPants · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 6:22 pm

Yeah, i'm laughed for a long time after that last line.

DK · **Posted:** Wed Oct 10, 2007 7:19 pm

"That was the worst sequence I have ever done."

LULz~!!!

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:30 pm

My bad didn't notice that someone posted the review. Burnt lately !grr

Just kinda ignore this post

Mr.UglyPants · **Posted:** Mon Oct 15, 2007 8:40 pm

Don' worry about it Echo, we all have those kinda weeks.

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 2:19 pm

This week, Yahtzee opens the Orange Box.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... Orange-Box

DK · **Posted:** Wed Oct 17, 2007 11:50 pm

"This is the most fun you'll get until they invent..." I can't hear the words right... >__<

SX · **Posted:** Thu Oct 18, 2007 8:53 am

"use gun on oblivious pottyedmouth jerk"

that made me laugh so hard

Deuxhero · **Posted:** Sun Oct 21, 2007 9:22 pm

I've seen funnyer, but it is more of a "I can't belive they are that stupid" funny, for example there is the Gamespot review of Metroid Prime 3, the reviewer complains that it is "too similer to the first 2" but in the review claims he never played them, he also claims the controls are "too good".

There are also some funny Fallout 3 review out there, the really funny part is that they are labeled as "previews" >_>

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2007 3:38 pm

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... aper-Mario

Super Paper Mario. This reviews as usual funny...to me at least

SX · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2007 4:48 pm

"it's time to put this franchise to bed... And then Smother it to death"

Well played

James · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2007 6:57 pm

Paper Mario 64 was pretty amazing

DK · **Posted:** Wed Oct 24, 2007 7:59 pm

Dammit! Now I'm hankerin' for some naked Princess Peach... :9~

To 4chan!!!

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Thu Oct 25, 2007 3:47 pm

That picture he showed wasn't actually a nude peach, I searched it on deviant art....it intrigued my interest

James · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2007 1:09 pm

Echo 419 wrote:

That picture he showed wasn't actually a nude peach, I searched it on deviant art....it intrigued my interest

the fact that u actually searched for it makes me wonder

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Fri Oct 26, 2007 3:17 pm

Peach is a whore

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 1:53 pm

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee parachutes into EA's Medal of Honor Airborne.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... H-Airborne

Yohan gas mask! !lol

SX · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 5:10 pm

"nazi bullet bum rape"

oh laughs, o joy.

DK · **Posted:** Wed Oct 31, 2007 10:39 pm

Historical Accuracy!!!

Giant Enemy Crabs!!!

F*CK YEAH!!!

Dark_Watcher · **Posted:** Thu Nov 01, 2007 7:11 am

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Echo 419 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:24 pm

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/article ... -Hourglass

This week on Zero Punctuation, Yahtzee travels to Hyrule to save a princess, etc.

This is a great review! !lol

James · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 5:36 pm

hilarious stuff =D
the zelda games are great though.... especially the first few ones.

DK · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 7:06 pm

"Sometimes I like to name Link "I Say" because it makes the other characters talk like Foghorn..."

ROFL...

Heh... and he just described Okami in the end...

SX · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:29 pm

He's funny.

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Wed Nov 07, 2007 8:42 pm

Yea but it is true. Nintendo does like to beat a dead horse.

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