Lol Bad joke

The weirdest dreams I have is when I'm neither fully awake nor fully asleep. It is so damn uncomfortable to wake up from such dreams, I just lose all sense of reality for a while.

For example dreaming about an earthquake; it felt so realistic that I was sitting in my computer chair when the house began to dance, furniture fell on the floor and broke, the house survived but I was on the floor.

I could write a book to describe all the details.

do so and make it a bestseller.

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The top-selling book written by 'Bjossi' with already 2 million copies sold over the entire world.
EarthQuake Dream is a story about a gamer behind his computer which experiences a sudden Earthquake, his rather short adventure is described with such detail that it's lenght is of a regular book. With the amazingly suprising ending of the main character waking up in bed, still confused of whats real and dream. His dreams while he was asleep may have changed his entire life, by the actions he has done in the confusion of waking up.

In short, this book is thrilling, exciting and offers a very unique and pleasant style of reading.
Truely recommended.
Review by 'Bulska.'

Heh.

But I don't think I have the book-writing blood in my veins. I have had more "in-between" dreams though, I remember one where I was looking at the stairs outside my room and saw a foggy creature walk up and towards me. When I woke up, I realized that I had slept with my eyes half open. . .

Aaaarrrrgh ! SPOILER ! Bulska, you just revealed the end of the book

Foggy creature ? well, I remember a shadow creature, I was half asleep as well
It scared the hell out of me !

Tonight I dreamt I had a fish in my left eye !

These half-asleep dreams are terrifying. When they do happen to me, my heartbeat is off the charts for a while after "waking up".

Last night i had a scary dream...

I was in the Book Abarat by Clive Barker (good book) and i was being chased by Otto Houlihan and Leeman Vol So i had tried to conjure up a spell in Ancient Abaratian (this is A translation)

Demons Of Blood
Listen To My Cry
Take these Sinners
And Pull Beneath their feet
So that Eternal Darkness
Will Finally Rest.

And then everything Turned Grey-Purple (Scary Colors) and the Demons Rised and puuled them into the ground and their chunks came out, then the black hole from ChaosUT pulled me into the 5th Plane of Hell and have my nightmares torture me for all eternity. Then I screamed and woke up.

I thought I had a heart attack after that.

Thats... Involved.

Had a half-asleep dream when I was little. I imagined that the TV mysteriously turned on with one of the Eyewitness things, those science videos, and the blue 16-bit ghost was on the screen, which gave me quite a turn, then all of a sudden one of stuffed dogs on my bed came to life and choked me and held me against my bed. When I woke up, not only was my heart racing but I was gasping for air, even though I was face up the entire time. The dream occurred when I woke up and dozed off a little, could relate to that, plus being completely exhausted.

Funny to hear about all those dreams

I remembered a dream I've made about an horror movie when I was a child, actually, the only horror movie that gave me nightmares : ARACHNOPHOBIA !

So much spiders, ... everywhere Arrrgh ! Momie

Well, now, I'm a big fan of spiders They are really amazing creatures !
Actually I was frightened but I began to read about them and got interested in them...
When you know them, you know there's no real reason to fear them (except the brown recluse like)

Now I find Arachnophobia to be a good movie and laughed a lot with Eight legged freaks

Spiders are usually pretty shy, yeah, but some can be somewhat aggressive or skittish, such as the afformentioned Brown Recluse, or most poisonous arachnids if ya screw with em

And if you don't like them, you can always adopt Garfield's stance :

SPIDER SWATTING !

While testing the weapon pack with the R9 Ranger I had a dream that I was in my home city, war torn and I was running with a group of my friends. I took cover behind a tree and I was sniping Brutes from Halo with the R9. My friend Travis was using the other rifle..not sure I cant remember the name of it right now..sar? Ill think of it during school for no reason. Anyway it ended when an explosion woke me up.

The only thing appealing to me about BW guns in the halo universe,is a dude with a peacemaker on the back of a mongoose.

It actually fit pretty nicely as I remember it.

you know sometimes in your dreams you try to run but you run really slow or is that just me? its quite scary when your trying to run from something that is trying to kill you
but your going very slow.


chaus ut? i never have dreams about vidoe games or ut for some reason heck i cant even remember any of my dreams i had..well there is this one but i remember it bacaues it was so freaken wierd and disturbing.

all i remember from is was i was somewhere in very tall grass outside i had no idea where i was. but i was this (heres where it gets wierd and starts to make no sence)i saw this character from an old cartoon i think his name was droopy or something you know that dog(no idea how it ended up in my dream)but he had huge feat and there was this guy talking to but all i hear him was say droopys name and then all the sudden i heard a swarm if bees i couldnt see them and then they started to sting me. i got this realy unpleasent tingling feeling on my stomach.

it was like a buntch of small weak bee stings but it was rapid and unpleasnt then i woke up.

Awww, double posting



Yes, just like in those old horror movies... You always see a girl running like if she were injured or something but actually she's fine, just afraid !

I've experienced the running-slow thing very often in my dreams.

It Rarely happens because i tell myself it's a dream and you can control it.

Telling yourself it's just a dream does not work when you are asleep. Nor does "controlling it". When dreaming you aren't even aware of it's a dream in the first place, you first realize that when waking up.

ya but i don't often realize it so i cant control it. and anyways that weird dream i had was when i was little so i only remember that part and sometimes i cant remember my dreams at all

Alot of the time,I know it's a dream,but still cannot control it.Or when trying to control it,I get weird results,often the exact opposite of what I want.

I've had this lack of control while fully awake, trying to fall asleep. A thought comes up in my mind, but it doesn't get a fixed size and shape, it keeps on being unclear and constantly changing it's look. Sometimes turning on lights and looking at my hands helps, so I get a view of something "stable".

My mind freaks out and gets all trippy when inside a dream like subconsciously I dunno but I realize its a dream or my dreams image of the world and at that point everything gets all weird. Or It decides to injure my fragile emotional state by playing movies in my head about how life would be if it were good. Only to wake and realize it was all fake. I oftenly wonder if my minds working for me or against me.

I hate when that happens. Sometimes I even realize it's a dream some time before waking up, so an attempt to keep dreaming begins, and fails.

Yea I hate when that happens. Dont want to good things to end But unfortunately they do.

Ooh, don't know this feeling !

I've never controlled my dreams or well, it's no more dreaming for me but just thinking / imagination !

You're lucky and unlucky at the same time. It's good to live a badass life overnight, but when it ends, it sucks.

Yea its like hitting a brick wall when it ends.

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