Trollface. then pedobear


Being the only Californian here (As far as i know), we're pretty much all for the legalization of marijuana. only problem is that the big guys at D.C. says no.

There are clowns roaming the street outside at night, and to be safe, must remain indoors until morning, but you didn't buy groceries for food. Go without dinner for the night or fight your way to the local supermarket with a M4 Benelli and a couple rubber chickens to use a temporary distractions. what will you do?

Strap the rubber chickens to my feet and pretend i'm a clown, get my shopping, return home!

Don't even need the m4!

You need to fallover! but someones strapped you to the floor! how do you fallover using any objects in reach!

Portal gun the floor then the ceiling (not directly above the other portal) =P
>.>
Yes I have a portal gun within reach...

Where did I get that portal gun from?

Mal

P.S I know it wasn't black mesa...

You got it from the moon when you were moonwalking

(P.S Horrible Joke)

is there such a game where you fire grenades into the air and try to dodge them, if so what is it called

Any game featuring projectile explosive devices, self damaging explosives, and a lack of low ceilings. This also works in real life, but is much more risky because real life grenades have very much larger explosions than game grenades, and you only have one life.

Why has there been a sudden interest in changing/claiming superiority of avatars?

Because everyone has a thriving ego inside them somewhere, and everyone wants to feel special..

What game company's games/mods have given you more fun and enjoyment than any other?

RuneStorm's of course!

Penguin with a jetpack or penguin with a Mac-10?

Jetpack and TNT! *Squeak squeak.. Woosh, BOOM!*

What game do you not have, but want, that was made at least 10 years ago?

SWAT 3 or R6 rogue spear
I never played these, and never owned them.

Rocket or Grenade jump ?

rocket jump, you go higher

Light or dark?

Light, it has a "g" in it and "g's" have the inspiring essence of a young Charles Barkley in blue

Why do you hear a crackle in your ears after everytime you swallow?

It's sort of our bodies' protection against dangerous explosive decompression. Every time you swallow a little flap opens in your inner ear which equalizes its pressure with that of your surroundings. It's also one of the reasons will chewing gum a lot and swallowing on planes helps prevent ear poppage.

Who will the next nuclear missile be fired against?

ALIENS!

Will bw ever have a grenade launcher

Yes and don't worry there will be a new and fresh model. Be patient

Sun glasses or glasses

I have prescription for both so... both?

Mal

P.S If Jesus can walk on water, and can turn water into wine, does that mean he can walk on wine?

WHO TOLD YOU THAT!
Im putting my life in danger telling you this,
The Vatican has cameras and microphones EVERYWHERE!

Jesus can walk on anything because of his diet, which we still dont know
p.S i wouldnt ask questions about jesus, the Vatican will send ninjas to get you

is it possible to fire so many bullets that your gun melts

Yes...
But I made my pistol out of butter... so it always melts...

Mal

P.S is there anyway to stop my butter pistol from melting when I hold it?

Use i can believe its not butter instead

Xmb Or Xmv

Dual wield both. (I'm assuming these are BW guns (I was never any good at remembering their names)).

Magnets, how do they work?

Full-time.

What creates the purring in cats and what purpose does it have?

Magic juju powers for mind control and, more importantly, teh lulz.

Collect Call of Cthulhu or Prank Call of Cthulhu?

im not a fan of prank calling dark lords from another dimension.
so collect call.

Coca cola or dr.pepper

Coca cola, never tasted the other one.

Coca cola or pepsi?

Coca-Cola definitely.

How cansomeone not have enjoyed the awesomeness of Dr. Pepper? The poor soul.

Because it's not available in their country?

Deserted Wasteland or Icy Peaks?

Isn't the second option also the first? (I know the first is not always the second)

Icy Peaks...

Fall into a bottomless pit or have your every move analysed by psychiatrists.

Mal

P.S I don't know... I cannot multitask

The latter, For you can kill that.

Sex, with a girl with a dick, or a guy with a vagina?

Girl with boy parts. Remember that girls got a spare hole.
(In reality I think anal sex is fraqing disgusting, but you gave two really nasty choices.)

DirectX or OpenGL?

OpenGL, coz it's open.

BW or Crucible?

Finish the crucible and after we will respond !

Nut shot or head shot