Granted, but they're melted into a multi color goo.

I wish for a DQ blizzard.

Granted, but Dr. Betruger has touched it so it is infested with evil and whatnot.

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I want the most powerful Alienware PC around for free.

Granted, but it's so powerful it melts after 3 hours of play....

I wish for a bucket of KFC

Granted. but the chicken was raw and then you sufferd from food poisioning.

i wish for a SAR-12

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granted, but it's a toy, and it shoots nerf balls

I wish for a Ice cream.

Granted, you get a massive brain freeze.

I wish i had more money.

Granted, but you get suckered into spending all your money on 500 three gallon tubs of ice cream. And now your stuck with 500 tubs of slush cream with no place to store it.

I wish for an ice cream sundae.

Granted, it is the worlds smallest ice cream sundae

I wish for a preview of ut4

granted, but it's for the N64 and it looks like crap.

I wish for Soul Calibur (the Sword, not the game)

Granted, but it rips out you soul..

I wish for more guitars and less vocals

Granted. You get 2 more guitars but you lose your ability to speak.

I wish for even more cowbell. Because I have a fever.

granted, except that it didn't help your fever.

I wish for the AH104 pistol

Granted, it blows your arm off when you fire it

I wish for Sgt. Kelly's weapon pack

Granted, but his motherboard blew up... again.

I wish for the Soul Edge Sword.

Granted, but as soon as the sword is in your vision, Siegfried pulls his Critical Finisher out on you, since you've become the new threath of the world.

I wish for the Soul Calibur Sword

Granted, but you become frozen in crystal.

I wish for, Soul Calibur and Soul edge.

Granted, but you can't use it because I stole it from you.
I wish the next poster not use any soulcalibur/edge/ whatever in the post.

Granted, but history is lost forever....

I wish for invisible ice cream cone.

granted, but when you get it you cant find it so you cant eat it

i wish jack tompson died

Granted, but you know how martyrs are. 100 other rich lawyers rise from his ashes, use terrorism to buy out EA, Epic, Bungie, and all the other big shot game companies and all the future games involve nothing more than planting flower, converting the heathens, and helping thy fellow neighbor with tyhe most jaw-dropping graphics.

I wish for a fish in my ish wish dish (Dr. Suess).

Granted, but the wish is so vaguely constructed that it comes out like this: A wish in my dish ish fish.

I wish for something really random to happen

Granted, but then reality is lost due to randomness.

I wish for Runestorm's guns

granted but there all bent out of shape and rusted from the insta teleporter accelerating the age of the weapons when they got there in the first place, plus the ammo is in the wrong caliber.

I wish for a pony

Granted, but it's brain dead and has two broken legs, so by the he gets there, it's put down.

I wish for the Devil Bringer.

Granted... again, bur it turns you into an ugly demon and the military shoots you down with a bunch of missiles and such.

I wish for something extremely predictable to happen.

Granted. The next episode of Family Guy tries to do something that they think is random again.

I wish for more people to drop by the Ballistic Weapons Community.

Granted, but I have to punish you for advertising when I don't want it.

I wish for pie.

Granted, here is your onion, lima bean, fish scales and shit pie, wich is over date in the first place....

I wish for a mechwalker

Granted. But you have no way of getting into it because it is so tall.

I wish for total chaos.

Granted, but sooner or later, everyone gets bored of it.

I wish for advertising to just die.