Granted, now there is commercials and infomercials instead of advertising

I wish for a AKM

Granted, you look at the barrel and you shoot your face.

I wish for a Ipod 80gb

Granted, buts it's read-only and full of R&B!

I wish for a break from work

Granted, but with you on your break, the building collapses, now you have to find a new job

I wish for really long ladders so I can enter my mechwalker

Granted, but they break and you fall, 5.7 million feet to be exact.

I wish for Breaking Benjamin to come to my house.

Granted, the only problem is they don't have their stuff with them and they don't like you in the first place, so they're just gonna have to pick on you

I wish that all delicious unhealthy foods become healthy

Granted, but the food is taken away from us due to dieters.

I wish for a Katana

Granted, but you poke your eye out with it and sever your ear when you swing it around trying to look cool.

I want a few more battle axes.

Granted, but they're toy axes, and break apart in one hit.

I wish for the diary of jane (the song)

Fine, I'll just make some more axes then...

Granted. You get the song. In the .abgx format. A format I just made up that can not be played by any program or device.

I wish for an apocalypse.

Granted, it just doesn't happen on planet earth, but some tiny little planet far away

I wish for the dieteers 2 get killed so I can have my food back

Corruption, total chaos, battle axes and now apocalypse. When are you gonna wish for something...positive? One would think the nice moderator is actually nice.

Oi!

Granted, but you get arrested for murder.

I wish for a howitizer

Granted, but the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms is knocking on you door and they don't look to happy.

I wish for a thunderstorm.

Well hey, its not my fault that I only got two battle axes. You never know when you might need more.

Granted you get killed by a lighninhg bolt

I wish for something destructive

Granted,the genie shoves a M80 up your *Censored* and lights it,then tapes it over.

I wish for genius to overcome my boredom.

Granted, all your friends now leave your smart *censored* because you keep justifying every mistake

I wish I hadn't said that

Granted, but it's posted anyways.

I wish for Aspirin

granted, they give you the wrong dose

i wish my windows media player would work again

Granted, but you find XMPlay and find out it works a lot better than Windows Media Player and stop using WMP. *hint hint*

I wish for a fluffy white bunny. But not just any fluffy white bunny, but a KILLER fluffy white bunny. And a holy hand grenade.

Granted,but unfortunately your ability to say three is replaced with the ability to say five.You cannot say three,only five,which is right out.Also if you feel the need to say five,due to the input being reassigned to three and three being thrown away,the universe implodes in a horrible implodieness.

I wish that made more sense.

Granted. It makes more sense, but even now nobody understands it.

I wish for a tablet PC.

granted, the pc comes out in an aspirin tablet form, you mistake it for a piece of candy and die because of the toxic cyanide filling

I wish for a dildo

you got your wish but you didn't ask where so
I wish for a Unreal Tournament "Ripper"

Granted, the blade bounces back when you shoot it and decapitates you

I wish for something hard to corrupt....but still corruptable

Granted, you got an empty text file.

I wish quantum computing became reality today.



Interesting. Guy or gal?

Some places I wouldn't go... In case...

ehemm you forgot your wish shadowdump.

So did you.

Granted, but the quantum computer exploded into a black hole

I wish for people to stop forgetting about making wishes.