Granted, they do, but you don't and get the ban hammer dropped on you out of this topic.

I WANT MAH DAMN SGT. KELLY'S PACK WIF DA PLASMA CANNON!

Hermaphrodite

Back on topic:

Granted, you get Sgt. Kelly's Pack, but right as you play it, a virus gets past security and deletes your entire harddisk.

Well, it works.

Granted, but you went underneath the mower, and shredded yourself.

I wish for Treadhead to calm the heck way down.

Granted. I calm down .2 percent. And also torched you with a flamethrower with the hundreds of bunnies

I STILL wish for the pack.

granted, but then it cost 200 bucks to download it

i wish i had more money

Granted, but it's counterfeit money, go to jail!

I wish for ETERNITY.

Granted,You get a life of eternal TORTURE!!!(duh)
If your emo you get a life in happy sunshine world where the unicorns won't stop kicking you.Eternally,of course.

I wish total obliteration of common sense in Treadhead so he keeps this up forever.

Granted, but the forums and web get swamped so he is banned..

I wish for more RAM..

granted but you get so much your computer explodes have a nice day

I wish for a Famas

Granted. And...you die as a result, don't really know what famas is.

I wish I'd get $5 for every post I've made on this forum.

FAMAS is a French Assault Rifle, Bjossi.

Granted, but it is fake, and nets you nothing.

I wish for Sgt. Kelly's M30A2 Tactical Rifle.

Soooo...are you going to grant my wish or not?

Granted for bjossi... but you get false dollars. and explosive ones too.
Granted for SX.... but your HDD is full and you get a eternal BSoD. and he wants a blu-ray to install the mod, too.
I wish a Xbox 720 and a Playstation 4.
[size=8px]edit:I'm the first to corrupt 2 wishes in one post, no?[/size]

Allowed.

Granted, but it cost 3.4 million dollars, due to the fact they used new hi-tech stuff.

I wish for Pizza.

Guy, but who said I'll use it on me?
besides, I didnt know what to wish for, so I picked the most random thing that came into my mind first, and no, i'm not perverted lol


Granted, here's your pizza, but I do have to mention it's deep frozen and so damn frozen it won't fit in your oven

I wish for a nice waterpipe

Granted. I gave you a nice new water pipe but cleaned up your double post in the process.

I wish the next wish was in a corrupted format.

Gra nted, WARNING, THIS FORUM CANNOT DEAL [size=11px]WI[[/size][size=7px]TH[/size] IT.

I wish for the next wish to be normal.

Granted, see below.
IwishaIADa Jsnasi gogogai blushascnz.
PS, this is a wish.

eh what? i wish that made more sense.

(don't tell me i forgot to wish)

Granted, but god has no idead what that is and kills you instead..

I wish for the Doom 3 Expansion

Granted, but you get a biblical game.
I wish to make my own weapon pack.

to bad im a metalhead eh?


granted, the files get corupted then your computer explodes

i wish i has two 12 inch sub woofers

Granted, but God doesn't want electricity to be used anywhere near you live

I wish 50cent was dead

Granted, but the African Americans kill you for killing a Rap star.

I wish for a AH104 Pounder from Sgt. Kelly's bonus pack.

granted, it pounds you to death

i wish i knew what to wish for

Granted. But its something really lame so you get laughed at.

I wish for a new laptop.

Granted. but its made out of cardboard, chocolet chip cookies, twine and plastic wrap

i wish my toonces avitar would return.

Granted, in true tv soap style, it returns after a few years of absences, can't fit in and ends up commiting suicide.

I wish for Skiddaw.

Granted, But you fall 900 m after you are just barely at the top.

I wish for this weird and wacky day to end already.