Which is more stupid: the weapons or the actual thread?


(Hint: correct answer is 'the thread'.)

Sorry bjossi, i just don't know.

Explain why falling up the stairs in the dark is MUCH scarier than falling during the day?

As soon as you explain how one falls up stairs.

Will Sarah Palin be the next president of the US?

(Miss a step, try to regain balance, fail, miss another step due to lack of balance, try to regain balance, fail, repeat.)

No, obama will stay for a long time, she'll never make it.

Why does tea make me piss like a race horse?

Because the Tea is yellow ?


Dude, stupid weapons are always fun and more when they are really stupid, it's just the special effects !!

Which weapons is the best, the Mortal Kombat gun or the Fart ray

Man, what a choice, who comes up with this stuff: MK Gun..

Is there a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow?, I could sure use some, although I'll have difficulty pawning the gold...

Because race horses are incredibly messy...

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Double Bugger! Now two people have replied!
I'll just backspace my question...

Nope, cause there is no end to a rainbow, its just a sliver of happiness if the endless blue sea thats known to us as the sky ^^

Why pay more?

(not funny carnivour >.>)

Because if you don't, Lucky won't go to heaven.

Would you go to Mars if you knew there was no plan to bring you home?

I can appreciate stupid fun, but in my opinion that thread is just plain stupid.

Why do Bethesda games have the stability equal or lesser to that of pure Nitroglycerin?

Uhm, no.

Because cool shit always blows up easily!

Is Rage gonna be awesome, or f**kin' awesome?

I know

Why do Americans like NASCAR so much? (I'm a WRC fan).

Not many Americans actually care about NASCAR. It's only when you go down south that you hit a lot of pickup-driving car race lovers. Football, however, is an entirely different story.

If you accidentally drove your SUV off a massive cliff and were plummeting towards certain death, what would you do?

Pray that i would grow wings

if you had one hour to live what would you do.

I'd wonder why the doctor told me the bad news 59 minutes late

If you could spend the day with anyone, who would you spend the day with ?

My girlfriend.

If you could invite anyone, dead or alive, to dinner, who would it be?

Mal

P.S My answer? Robert Pattinson... and dead...

I have a question outstanding. I't not hard to read posts before posting


Chuck Norris, dead.

^See my previous post for question..

F**kin awesome




Sigh, Fine you got bit by a old black widow the poison will kill you in one hour, the nearest hospital is 7 miles away and your car is broken,
although you can make a herbal cure by mixing mint flower with a cactus and that will let you live probably long enough to reach half way to the hospital.

what do you do

No trouble, use the mint to write the words "I am mildly interested in becoming a jehovah's witness". Within seconds, people will arrive with a car. Use the cactus to hijack the vehicle and drive to hospital.

What is the answer to this question?

The answer to the question is the question

what is the chance, that a satellite will fall out of the sky and hit me on the head.

that depends on whether you're blackmailing NASA or not, i'd say 0.0000001% (assuming you're not blackmailing NASA)

Biscuits or Bagels ?

Biscuits...

Heaven is boring, Hell is hot, what is not either but is evil and good?

They don't fall very often and, assuming it actually gets through the atmosphere, the odds are about 1 in 530 trillion.

Dr. Betruger.

Where do tetris blocks fall from?

The Top of the screen, otherwise they won't fall XD

Star Trek Phasers or Star Wars Blasters ?

Star Trek Phasers. Star Wars is lame.

Doom or BW?

BW !! because we have BW and doom on it

Railgun sword or Lightsaber ?

The heck's a railgun sword?

I like chainsaws more than those glorified glow sticks, by the way.