Granted but you don't know what it means and it causes a new medical annomally and your brain explodes....

I wish i was here more often...

Granted, but your here so often that you neclect going to the toilet...

I wish for a pet dragon so I can burn down the houses of people who are obviously criminals.

Granted, but the dragon is hungry and eats you.

I wish for a medal.

Granted. You get a purple heart. *shot*

I wish for more Ballistic Weapons.

Granted, but they are for UT4 only, which is not in existence yet, and will probably have all the bugs and irritations of UT3 and UT2004 combined, and Microsoft will have turned it into another spawn of Halo, where you ahve no true custom content generation.

I wish to never misspel anything ever again.

Granted, you have to study the english words 24 hours a day though to memorize them

I wish BW for ut2k4 would continue

Granted, But when you have a perfect English, all english-speaking countries decide to speak esperanto. and the one who speaks English will be Killed. after this, you're killed because you said I Speak english to an General.

I wish I could kill my Math teacher.

Granted, but the new files for the UT2k4 BW expansion are impunded as evidence during the murder investigation resulting from the killing of a certain maths teacher.

I wish for 60" widescreen monitor.

Granted, but it's too big for your house.

I wish for the Grim Reaper to be my brother.

Granted, and becuase he's so close too you, it's easy to send you onwards

I wish for God's blessing

Granted. its in a form of a lightning bolt right your head.

i wish for more PEZ

Granted, but you choke on it and die.

I wish for everyone to stop liking DM-Blackhawk and start to like ONS- Iguazu better.

Granted, but you are smited by God for removing the free will of man.

I wish for an expanded version of DM-Blackhawk.

Granted, but it gets expanded with miles of empty void in all directions.

I wish for an expanded version of DM-PueblinCanino

Granted, but you can't find the download site...

I wish for a Expanded Version of DM-Serenmissa

granted, it crashes you every time you play it and the frame rate is terrible

i wish diablo 2 wouldnt give me the bsod every time i exit out of the damn game D:

Granted, but after you fixed this problem, a new problem occurs, and you must sacrifice your video card to Cthullu, so that it gives you a Nvidia 8800.
the only thing you get, however, is a death touch.

I wish i could steal vehicles in Ut2004 like Halo or punch a tank driver to death and after this burn it's skin in the middle of a Altar to worship the Old gods.

you get the mod "no vehicle locks" for Ut2K4 which kills your computer, the tankdriver got punched to death and after that you burn it's skin, the Old Gods aren't too happy with that and they make you carry the world on your shoulders, so Atlas can finally have a lifetime off

I wish for some condoms cause I need em

Granted, they have holes in them...

I wish that more weapon packs would be released

Granted, but you'll have to wait.

I wish I could get out of my hotel room in Call of Cthulhu: dark corners of the Earth...

Granted, but you then get sucked into the game, like in Smallville, and get promtly killed due to lack of equipment or real world training.

I wish for... umm, hmm... something original to say.

Granted, you say "djfuekfoandh fke0 bjwufn alvof fks fmjrirnsf rjsfgriy jlrigu hdmjs dmka! "
However no one understands your plead for help as the brain virus slowly kills you...

I wish for a way to read minds.

Granted, but the first mind you read is mine. The experience leaves you a dribbling wreak in a secure hospital.

I wish UT2k4 didn't lag my computer up so much.

Granted, but it now refuses to play any maps.

I wish for a Whip.

Granted, now it lags less, but it is unnoticeable.

I wish for a System Shock 3.

Dude, thats why I wished for a way out of that hotel, thats exactly whats happening to me! Save for the getting sucked into it part. Though personally, between my body armour and my wits, I think I'd be doing a lot better than the guy in there...

Anyways...

Granted, but they dumb down System Shock 3 to make as linear and unimmersive as the next FPS.

I wish for my axe to be right in my hand at the moment instead of outside. No reason why.

Granted, but the blade's through your hand.

I wish for a weapon that is based off of one of my ideas.

Granted, the weapon is worthless as it doesn't have the ability to shoot any projectiles and it's too soft to use as a melee

I wish for a PS3 with Soul Calibur 4 and all downloadable features, and the PS3 nor the game will have something like a bug,glitch or error

Granted, but a disgruntled garden gnome broke your thumbs right before he kicked you in the shins and peed on your new PS3.

I wish some way to get rid of my stupid katana set without being gypped even more.

Granted, but you give it to me, and I stab you with it.

I wish for Captain Xavious To be my best bud. (apologies for stabbing you with the katana, but it's the game.)