Correct!



Embalming Fluid....

What has 3 heads, 4 legs, no mercy, a furry coat, and is not man's best friend?

I'd say water, as it can be a solid and a gas, and when you freeze something in it, it doesn't smell so much and won't deteriorate further as long as its frozen.



Um... Cerberus?

I'd have to say Cerberus too

What is emitting the light at the end of the tunnel?

TRAIN!!!

Cerberus is correct...

What do you get when you combine salt peter, coal, sulfur, and fire?..

One chemist who's now missing a finger or two!

I have a bucket full of water. I put something in it, and now its lighter. What did I put in the bucket?

A hole

What is the game you're most looking forward to, being released next year?

Red Orchestra 2 probably.

And now for a riddle (that some may recognise):

A box without hinges, key, or lid,
Yet golden treasure inside is hid.

I'm not sure whats coming out next year. If Rage is, than that. Otherwise... do you guys got something planned?

A rich man needs it, a poor man has it. What is it?

DOH! Eat Uranium posted before me!

Um.. I think I know your riddle.. its like some sort of fruit or something, isn't it?

Nothing....

What shape does a box with 5 sides make?..

I remember now! Its an egg, isn't it?



Sounds like a box without a lid to me.

What solid 3D shape can you make with 4 sides?

Easy task for me

Last unanswered question at firs glance:

Egg isn't it?
From The Hobbit...?

Riddles eh?
I don't know many... but this one comes to mind:
A hill full, a hole full, yet you can not catch a bowl full.
What am I?

Mal

P.S *facepalm* No, Mal is not the answer

How did this become from "this or that" to riddles?

Mal: Mist?

Yes, it is an egg, and yes, its from the Hobbit.

One night you take a nice stroll down the street, and suddenly Nicolas Cage comes running down the street and runs right past you shouting "I'M A VAMPIRE" repeatedly. how would you respond?

Because I started posting riddles, and they're far more interesting and require thought...



I'd say: Hey man thats some fine acting, you are acting aren't you?...

What has 4 legs, and is only upright when standing on the longer one, but has no body?

A cross (Christian style) perhaps?

A vampire and a werewolf (both true to their 'classical' descriptions) are closing in on you. You have a gun, and you have a single bullet (specially made from a wooden stake streaked with silver and lethal to both). Which do you kill with the bullet, and what do you do about the other?

Correct....



I shoot the werewolf, and lead the vampire toward sunlight...

What has an elongated and tapered (usually metal) fore part thats connected to a handle generally in the shape of a certain capital letter?

L


Which came first The chicken or the egg?

The glint in God's eye


Sword

Toneless Heavy Metal, or toneless Trance? (They're both almost always lack tone and melody)..

Either, they are both better than the rubbish which is currently popular.

If you had to be a stereotype monster (count dracular, frankenstein, monster of the black lagoon etc) which would you be and how would you fit into society?

Mal

P.S Ghost Locksmith!

I would choose Frankenstein, because he was a Doctor and not a monster.

If you had the power to spontaneously combust, (no invulnerability to fire though) how would you use it?

Correct...



I'd use it to set fire to a government building....

What has 2 round faces, a head, and a tail, but no body?

That's too simple

That'd be a coin!

Whats more useless, a water proof towel, or a stain glass football?

The water proof towel, the stain glass football can at lest serve as a decoration XD

He he, too easy...

Lets see who knows this: Whats the sound of one hand clapping?

Nothing, it don't make no noise! makes a nice fan though

Explain, without using any punctuation! why fullstops exist. go!