I'd be the guy searching for a Canadian army base, to hijack tanks and stuff

wow what was this post about again....

This thread was actually about nothing in particular, unless you consider sucking on pens as relevant...

Hmm... I think I'm with UglyPants, I've always wanted to go to Canada anyways.

oh ya now i remember..... wait i tihnk i need a drink

Okay, best idea. I'll go hijack that monster truck that my neighbor owns next door and THEN run over zombies! And shoot them with the bb gun at the same time.

UP has a good idea...i know where id go...id go back for my old issue rifle and other shit in the armory...i always said id fight for my country, just not in the military...but tanks are rediculously hard to drive but i dont like the idea of being stuck in an iron box with only one exit with masses of zombies around me with only as much gas and ammo as the tank will carry....

i did watch hostel finally...and it wasnt bad but ive seen much much worse as far as all the hype around the gore factor which was the movies only selling point for "fear"....at least it does a better job than most movies ive seen, the decent was pretty good when i saw that in theater, very good atmosphere setting, unfortunately the new trailers for the dvd ruin the movie by exposing everything...sometimes i really hate trailers

back to killing zombies...yeah im very well armed...12 guage shotty, a lee einfield 303, many knives(big big knives) a very sturdy and light katana, plus my trusty broad sword..though i really dont like the idea of being up close and personal....i could build some nasty traps for defending against the undead masses though, a home made flame thrower would definately be the way to go...maybe duct taped to the shotty....

finally...on topic...why would anyone ever chew on a pen to the extent that ink comes out of it?

The only thing about trying to get into the military bases is that there might some military personal that don't want you in there...

I still don't think the katana would hold up in times of need...

I'm not entirely sure a flamer would be an indeal way to kill zombies, as most zombies don't feel pain and it takes time to kill someone with flames, that could equal flaming zombies coming at you with a vengeance...
Of course a flamer would have other uses, like starting a fire or burning zombie corpses to dispose of them...

Im gonna buy the Zombie survival guide i was reading earlier. Its really cool it has tips on boarding up your house which you should do for a type 1-2 invasion, anything after 2 you should evacuate the area. It also explains the 2 types of zombies Regular zombie and Voodoo Zombie. Its really cool

Yeah, I read a bit of that, pretty good stuff there.

That game i think is called stalker

Ah zombie stuff. Me M1 carbine, military dagger, machete, psp (bash some heads in), SKS m59/66.
LOTS of bullets and good jogging shoes.

That last one im gonna have a hard time finding.

A bb gun? seriously? that would not work, no, youd be lucky to get away with a .22 rim fire. go for high calibers. 7.62, 5.56, .300, .270, .45, .50. not tiny caliber. Shotguns go for it, but keep it above 20 gauge.

wear kinda thick clothing, pack lots of fresh undies. some other things im missing... ill get around to it later.

the katanas in dead rising are fun.... slice em all quinten tarentino style

Nukes. Thats all you need. Drop a Nuke wherever the Zombies are from a safe distance. Man i love the smell of off topic threads in the morning (even though its night right now).

What do you mean off topic?
It started off with sucking on pens, which you have to be brainless to do, and now it's about brainless zombies. See, it makes perfect sense.

...yes a nuke would do it...but the problem is outrunning the nuclear blast...its not that i couldnt do that its just that id get distracted by the bright flash and forget to run

im more of a napalm in the morning fan...smells like victory

shotguns are great because of the massive trauma the blast cauases with blowing the zombie apart, the katana chainsaw and others amazing for dismemberment but the flamer rules all because it is able to deal with larger numbers of zombies

You don't get it, a flamer wouldn't kill them fast enough if you're within spittin' distance of them!

As far as I know, the main thing that kills humnas from flamethrowers is just total system shock from the pain something, and since zombies don't feel much, that maens all those zombies you flamed would still be coming at you for a while, still burning while they attack you... not very good...

Of course, that ots to say napalm wouldn't do the trick, as you are far enough away from the zombies that they'll just roast a safe distance from you.

Heck, you probably won't smell the horrible smell of burning flesh. Burning decayed flesh. *shudder*

maybe humans being overun by zombies should smoke some PCP then they wouldnt feel "pain" =]

It seems that the discussion of sucking ink out of pens was stopped a long time ago, just discuss zombie stuff in another topic.