I've seen more clever puns, to be honest.

I liked it.

I have kicked the Habit of Mountain Dew!

Now I have something better.

People who make fun of other people's disabilities.

This doesn't make me so raging mad, but when people use 1337 speak in real life often, it's kinda irritating.

I'm talking about when people go around saying LOL and ROFLCOPTER as if they were on MSN or something...

Another thing that really annoys me is most kids around 10 years old... I hate how they think they are smarter, tougher, cooler, and just generally better than any older people (and by older I mean anyone 2 years or more older)... where has the whole notion of 'respect for your elders' gone? One time, a 11 year old kid came up to me, called me 'the green giant' (I'm 6'4") and challenged me to a rap contest to prove he was cooler... I mean, QTF?

Thats when you put on your stompin' boots and give him a good stomp, or at the very least a punt. Show 'em their place!

That place would happen to be smeared on your boot, by the way.

PeTA makes me Mad.
a bunch of hypocritical basterds who spend most of ther time Bitching about the food chain and not real Animal crulety that PETA should be paying attention to (the chinese dog fur industry for example)
and fact that thay spread lies like "Meat causes cancer" or "milk causes acne" and violent approcehes to the animal testing labs (can we say "Fire-Bombing"?) witch gives PETA a spot on the FBI domestic terrorist list, same goes for ALF (Animal Liberation Front).
one of my Major gurdges agenst PETA is what thay said about steve irwins death: "If you compare him with a responsible conservationist like Jacques Cousteau, he looks like a cheap reality TV star"
ther probalbly pissed about how much popular Steve is and how people roll ther eyes when peta is mentiond.
also the fact that thay thay "put to sleep" the animals that thay rescue. even in the van before leveing the pet donors house. also thre idea of total animal liberaton includes no pets, seeing eye dogs, and animal products.
thay even said:"if animal testing provided a cure for aids, we'd be aganst it" possibly implying that a life of an animal is more importent then the life of guy who is dying from aids. PETA are a bunch of (hypocritical) Dicks.

oh, and i also LOVE how thay compare slaughterhouses to the holocaust. (sarcasim)
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Penn and teller bullshit episode about peta.
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Random PETA Quotes:
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http://joey-gruber.tripod.com/id2.html [/link] too much to list here.
Here are my personal favorites:
"To give a child animal products is a form of child abuse."

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" Eating meat is primitive, barbaric, and arrogant."

humans are natural omnivores. sooo. yeah.
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"Six million people died in concentration camps, but six billion broiler chickens will die this year in slaughterhouses. [emphasis added]"

insensetive Bastards.
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"Every time a police agency pepper-sprays or uses pain-compliance holds against our people, their cars should burn."

and i see why your on the FBI's list.
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"If ten people in America died of mad cow disease, in the long run it would save probably millions of lives. Because people would stop eating meat. That’s not a catty thing to say, to say -- in the long run this is what I hope."

what a weak argument.
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i'd add more but im running out of time.

Could you kindly link to the youtube pages rather than embedding them? I don't think it's wise to have something with swearing automatically load up on the page...

alterd to links on command captain! (Army Salute)
also,what do you think about PeTA?

Personally, I love them. I'm all for People Eating Tasting Animals.

Heh,the moment of swearing on these pages was hilarious the first time I loaded it.

Thank goodness I wear headphones.

Look at it this way:

If we wern't supposed to eat meat, then why does bacon exist?

And anyone who claims to use products not tested on animals is deluding themselves. Even if that particular pruduct wasn't, all of its ingredients will have been tested at some time in the past.

@SX... you mentioned disabilities. are you talking about physical or mental disabilities?

Both, It Just really ticks me off.

One could say that mental disabilities are caused by physical properties of the body, in most cases the brain.

yeah... probably my disability that I have

Going along the same lines of thought, I guess we could say that any abnormality is just the fulfilment of stattistics, so nobody is "special", just a victim of probability.

allright, here goes my list of things pissing me off

A computer or console not working (the way it should be)
being very close to winning and all of a sudden losing from the opponent you would have never guessed you would
people being mean to me, or even worse, to my girlfriend
someone acting ignorant
don't lie to me, seriously, if you enjoy life avoid lying to me at all times
when nothing seems to go the way you want it to go again and again in a timespan of like a week
my art teacher because she can never compliment anything at all, "how come my grades are all good except art? because she feels like pissing every student off"
people claiming to be hiphop when they don't know shit, but just don't see it that way and see it the opposite
people acting macho
irritating sounds made by irritating little brothers
stupid little kids that ring the doorbell all day asking if my little brother is home
people spamming anyway, anyplace, anytime
people who are negative 24/7 (stay out of my way or i'll show you just how negative my fists' attitudes are)
people who want to be part of the group too bad
people thinking they are funny
ringing phones unless it's my girlfriend calling
people dissing people who are better than they are, jealousy if you must
people who are good at things and knowing it too well and also showing it too well
when i say i draw like shit, and someone who inspires me has a great drawing, saying that ain't shit
people bothering me when i'm busy (hint)
school, except for the breaks and the friends who are over there
people who are positive 24/7 just don't be so damn hippy and just accept that the world f**ks you up sometime
war, especially over wealth or religion
religion itself, because it only causes war
people trying to bribe me into their religion, seriously then i don't know the meaning of mercy anymore
whenever someone tries to make me jealous, especially when they don't even have that thing i'm being jealous of
people claiming stuff that just isn't true
people telling me what to do but don't explain why
when my girlfriends mom bothers our relationship
people not caring about anything but themselves and everything they do
itchy places that can't be reached
people talking shit about me behind my back
people lending money from me and not really asking it
there was 70 euro's on my closet under a vase yesterday and now it's all gone, that makes me believe people want to piss me off
knowing you are going to f**k up that test tomorrow
getting a test back with a grade a lot lower than i would have expected, especially when i fail it
this piece of shit musictype being all racist and not creative wich has the most irritaring sounds ever http://nl.youtube.com/watch?v=7lxG_A6o2 ... re=related

that's about it for now, more is to come
and no i don't hate life

Commies in general make me mad, but so do conservatives. The world is full of crazy people.

Riiiiight.

Long List.

I guess I should put Irritating noises too, but not by lil bros, but by dimwits at my school. seriously.

If we're not supposed to incinerate all life on earth, then why do tens of thousands of nukes exist?
If we're not supposed to murder, then why do murders exist

Its obvious isn't it:

I'm a hypocrite! (and a bacon obsessed bacon lover)

We're supposed to incinerate all life on earth, duh.

no seriously, I don't

Either you hate life or you made most of that list up. Simple as that my friend.

We're not 'supposed' to do anything. Shit just happens because it can.

I think I like Sgt. Kelly's resolution to those questions a lot better,

hmmm, or I enjoy even more things in life than that I hate things, unfortunately I haven't found a topic about what makes you REALLY HAPPY :D:D yet :P
besides I doubt that you enjoy most of the things on that list

Well, can't say I like the things in your list, but it's not something I hate with disgust either.

some people just have some shorter fuses than others do