Granted, but it breaks after a while, then ends up sucking the whole universe in to it, creating a multiverse....

I wish for all the cake in the world...

Granted, but it's full of arsenic.

I wish for a Black D49 revolver with .44 hollow points.

Granted, but it is confiscated along with all the ammo when you try to use it in the upcoming war. Full metal jaket only.

I wish I could predict the weather 100% accuratly.

Granted, but you can only predict weather as early as 100 years from now.

I wish for a small little void in my room that doesn't do anything but make a handy trash bin. I also wish for safety bars around it so I don't trip in.

Granted, it also happens to be the trash bin of everyone else on Earth, and it soon piles up to massive levels

I wish i knew what Heaven really looked like

granted, the safety bars come all around it so the void is useless

I wish to be the best graffiti artist in the world, no one knows who I am but everyone knows about my art, they've never seen me spray so no one really knows me, and I got a lifetime supply of materials

Granted, SB:
When the elder gods know that you went to the damned heaven, the place where the false gods are, they become furious and send hell troops to Earth and dominate SA. then, you must pay taxes and work 23 hours per day if you want to be alive.

Granted, LS: like most artists, you're only known after you died. in your lifetime, however, criminals attempted to kill you because you made your art in their walls, and this made them furious. you died because a .50 sniper hit your legs. after 50 minutes of bleeding, you die. 50 people go at your funeral, and anyone kicks your grave.

I wish for a better tomorrow.

Granted, but it's only one nanotrillionths better.

I wish for Glosmostinex to be my best bud with Captian Xavious.

Granted, but they suddenly become your only friends, isolated from you by the insurmontable barrier of the internet. Unable to have a physical link to your new friends and cut off rfrom your previous friends, you hurl your prized D49 off of beachy head. But a part of you realises this mistake and you jump after the one love in your life, to shatter on the rocks at the bottom together.

I wish I could be to the earth what the moderators are to the forum.

grranted, this forum won't still be here when we all are old and crumpy, the moderators don't name new moderators and the forum dies, so does the earth after a while

I wish for a demonhunter kit

Granted. but once you receive the kit, the sumerian powerful demons see that you will use it against them, and then they decide to kill your dog(or any pet you have), and then use it to entoxicate you with a deadly virus. once infected, you become a mindless zombie, and your only objective is to bite people and make a zombie world domination. then, the zombies begin to dig to the center of Earth and then begin to bite the earth core, since they don't have nothing to eat. doing so, the zombies unstabilize the Earth magnetic rotation and so, throws Earth against the sun. the sun exploded and become a supermassive black hole, and then sucked all the galaxzy to another plane. you're the only one who surivives, and you must battle the sumerian gods now with your powerful kit.
(that is a Kitchen Knife, Beer and Beans).
obviously, you fail when Baal attacks you and eat your arm, and consequently you die. the entire humans(better, zombie) race is now doomed to live in the Hell.

I WISH THIS WISH WASN'T WISHED WITH URONG GRAMMAR AND WITHOWT CAPS LOQUI!!!!

Granted, but even as we speak, a little bastard ruins your grammar.

I wish for school to last only one hour.

Granted, but you're send to a special military training camp where you train 23 hours a day in extreme conditions.

I wish for a working, stable, safe Portal Gun. (like seen in valve's game Portal)

Granted, but the you can only create one portal.

I wish for A M30A2 Tactical Rifle and to live in the Glanum Hills.

Granted, but the gun is jammed, and your a hobo in Glanum Hills (no idea where this place is).

I wish for some divine insipration for our next project..

Granted, but I scream At you to make the D49, losing your divine inspiration.

I wish the RS team to make the D49 for UT3.

Granted it is very weak and takes 10 secs to reload

I wish I was in Beijing watching the Olymipic games

I Wish that there was A Nuke/Redeemer For BW With
Bigger Blast And Radiation effect

granted, but the blast area is so big it fries your computer.

(BTW, you need to break/"corrupt" the previous wish before you wish....and welcome to the forums )

I wish for a nice cup of tea!

Granted. Unfortunately, you trip when trying to return to a comfy seat and spill it all.

I wish for a nice cup of mocha.

Granted, but you spill it on yourself. You then try to sue the mocha vendor, but lose and have to pay court and lawyer fees of $10,000

I wish for the ability to finish this

Granted, you have the ability, but lack the motivation.

I wish for a coconut, after I put my helmet on.

Granted, instead of hitting your head, it hits in you in the crotch... at over mach 7 (Ouch.)

I STILL wish for the D49 to be UT3 (I'm pleading here SB...)

Granted, the D49 is now UT3, which means no more D49.

I wish for the omnitrix.

granted, but it implodes creating a black hole and sucks you in to it.

I wish for a cup of coffee!

Granted, but you are clumsy and you spill it.
I wish for a flying cat that would make my 3 wishes come true.

Granted, one of your wishes was thtat you were shot by a D49

I wish that ut2004 bots are smarter

Granted, but once you start up the game, the new smart bots kick you out for not having enough brain cells.

I wish for Mountain Dew

Granted you get high by it and charged with DUI (dont know how )
I wish I can read minds

Granted, but you can only read cat's minds.

Sideline: SB, Glanum is in Rome.

I wish to live in Rome.