granted.. A "Wish" is a a brand of extremely sour sweet, with a flour filling

i wish for more..

Granted, you recieve 5x more pain for your next 100 painful experiences.

No wish?

I wsih for a screwdriver. a expensive screwdriver.

Granted. I jam it into your eye socket and into your brain.

I vish for cake.

Granted, you recieve a cake. Before you can take a bite of it though, it dissapears. The wish giver does not tolerate poor spelling.

I wish I had wished in my previous post.

Granted. You vished for a crazyskiis Russian with an axe to decapitate you.

I vish for more cakeskiis.

Granted. Since you asked for cake with a russian accent, you recieve a russian cake. Po-210 anyone?

I wish for £1,000,000 in 5p coins placed in sacks. This will enable me to really piss of the bank when I deposit them.

granted. but then the bank clerk got mad and hit you upside head the with the sack.

i wish for Hitlers giant Mechanical battle-spider walker Assault tank.
(it DOES exist! the goverment is trying to cover it up!)

Granted, but it's a model, so basically, the governemt was covering up a model.

I wish for a sword of the edible kind.

Granted, but the sword magically turns against your D49. it destroys your D49 and you become furious. then, you use your kitchen knife to fight and kill the sword(yes, metal dies after a lot of hits). but you didn't knew, but your kitchen knife is actually from EA games(tm) and it is called Kitchen Knife(tm). it has a powerful Electronic Attack(tm), and it's metal is made of Electronic metal(tm). using the Electronic Attack(tm), it makes a Electric Discharge(tm) and causes a beautiful Electronic Lighting(tm). but the Electronic Lightining(tm) makes your head violently explode, making a Electronic Death(tm). But then, Santa Linux comes to your house and ressurects you, and destroy this Electronic Knife(tm), because it is capitalistic. and then, anyone becomes happy, since the great evil of humanity(tm) is dead.

I wish that the Skeleton that Runestorm is making should be called Josivaldo.

Granted. But 2 months later Runestorm will decide to rename it to its correct name, Wilson.

I wish teleporting technology exists and is available to the public.

Granted, but it can only teleport you to the centre of the magic roundabout in Swindon (neither being attractive places to end up). Also, it will transport your clothes, but they will come out nicely folded by your feet rather than on you. Polyester will also become see through.

I wish for a Maus!

Granted, you get a maus and it eats all your cheese
I wish for a chocolino

Granted, but it's not really chocolate, it's the innards a of mud golem.

I wish for Charleston Chews.

granted, Charleston chews you..

i wish for rain..

granted, except its raining MEN. MUHAHHAAHA.

i wish for a world full of hot girls and im the only guy in it, and i get to score with as many of them as i want. and i havent lost my libido. hmm, yes that should about make it bulletproof. oh, and they all love me.

Granted, but most of the girls are transvestites, and give you gay sex. and since you want them, you have every transvestite in the world.

I wish for a M30A2 Tac Rifle AND keep my D49.

Granted. But to your great dismay, the trigger on the D49 is missing and nowhere in sight.

I wish for RS to win $1 million in the MSUC.

granted. but due to an error at epic games the money that was supposed to be transferrd to RS ended up some where else in the world.

i wish that scary looking clown at my front door would go away...

Granted, the clown goes away.... but he comes back after an hour but then SX comes and shoots the clown with the D49

I wish for a firefox and a thunderbird

Granted, but the firefox cooks up fried thunderchicken.

I wish people's D49 fetish ended.

Granted, but an AH104 fetish began.

I wish someone would fix the online bugs of my bonus pack.

Granted, but they don't give the unbroken version to you and they demand 2.43x10^32 Zimbabwean dollars in ransom.

I wish this thread wasn't starting to die.

Granted. 'Nuff said.

I wish Intel's Nehalem processor was already out.

granted, but they cost $1000 and break every 2 days.

i wish for a control-F function in real life.

Granted, but it doesn't support unicode.

I wish decoding ogg files needed less power.

Granted, but somewhere in the new decoder is a bug that causes all of the converted soundfiles to have nazi propaganda inserted into them at random intervals.

I wish for the opposite of an armed peace: an unarmed war!

granted, but there are still weapons, but all the soldiers are missing both arms.

i wish for the robots to take over the world and enslave humanity.

Granted, but Jack O'Connor will few decades after that manage to save humanity.

I wish I had a remote that could stop time whenever I want.

Granted. But it stops you too.

*Stuffing radioactive cake into a bomb*

I vish for yet more cakeskiis. And a hazmat suit.