Granted. But you end up being like cyclops and commit suicide.

I wish for the ability to go back in time (to stop this madness)

granted. but insted, it turns into an image war thread.

i wish this would get stickied on inportant threads.

grante--.-ERROR--

**phrase not recognized** inportant

i wish i was a robot.

Granted, but you get electrocuted when you walk in a puddle of water.

I wish for a Black Lightsabre

granted, it SUCKS YOUR SOUL. MUHAHAHA.

i wish for a huge tv that doesnt work.

Granted but it does work once you plug it in, but you can't fit it in your house, niether can you destroy it, due to the warning that it will cause a nuclear meltdown, bringing every anti nuke activist to your doorstep to watch baseball on it, while littering your house, garden, and overflowing your sewage system, sending crap EVERYWHERE!!..).

I wish for free LCD screens given to one by the new LCDA(Liquid Crystal Diode Alliance).

Granted, but it's 2 inches tall.

I wish for the leader of Iran to crawl in a hole and die.

Granted, but seconds before it is due to take place, a new law is passed swapping the jobs of a random person and the president for 1 day. That random person happens to be you.

I wish to live in a house made from solid awesome.

granted, its only big enough for you to budge 1/2 inch sideways. the door is too small and you cant get out.

i wish for a shitty car that doesnt drive and costs a lot. also, it smells like poo.

Granted, and the car EXPLOOOOOOODES !!!!1!!
I wish time would speed a bit so that cristmas and new year would be earlier

Granted, but the lost time has to go somewhere (conservation of energy 'n all). Most goes into the time before your next birthday, the rest is converted to mass (E=mc^2) and applied to your fat reserves.

I wish that the D49 had never been invented.

DAMN YOU!

Granted, but since you pissed off many members of the Revolver Clan, you die a bullet filled death with DB-41 Revolvers.

I wish for the D49 to be Reinvented

Granted but...

I wish for Eat Uranium to repeat his last wish.

Granted, but you didn't say when...

I wish for a snowy christmas, but normal like it always has been in the Netherlands.

granted.. yet another snowy christmas. You'll never get to enjoy the delights of that hot, humid african christmas..

i wish for more time..

Granted, you get more time, but this extra time is removed from your loved ones.

I wish I wasn't as annoying as I am.

granted, you die.

i wish for more alice cooper to change his name

Granted, his new name is cooper Alice.

I wish for more lolcat.

Granted, but:



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i wish for:

granted, but every original Warhammer fan is gonna hammer you!

i wish the apple didn't fall..

Granted, we all float off into space and die from hard vacuum exposure.

I wish warhammer could come already painted.

Granted, but it's painted in the worst color of all time.
I wish this game wouldn't stop.

Granted, it goes on forever and ever and ever until the end of the internet, dragging you along with it.
I wish for complete and total silence.
Just for a few minutes.

granted, but it comes in the form of a very loud explosion, deafening you to anything for several minutes and inducing bleeding ears..

i wish for all

Granted, but everything kills you and your friends and family.
I wish for NaN.

granted, you get Nines and Nails

i wish for homeric powers!

I wish you pansies would start some BW DM servers or show your pansie asses on one already out there, so I can make it rain blood.

Wrong, you suppose to grant wish first.

SB- Granted, you become homer simpson and die of crashing into a chestnut tree.

Deathstorm- Granted, but when you think you killed all of us, I come in and shoot your head with a M50.

I wish for a M50 with underslung flamethrower attachment.

Granted, but I remove all your revolvers.

I wish for better cider.

Granted, but I drank it. Sorry.

Was a good cup of cider though.

I wish to lock this thread.

Oops, did I say that out load?