You upset the genie and the genie leaves you, he however sends you to court and discusses with his lawyer genie wether or not he is to grant it or not, he can't grant it now and you will become the genie lamp for making him broke

I wish it was already October 29th

granted..but its October 29th of 2050

i wish for something to turn into nothing.

Granted, universe is not existing now so does it's habitants.

I wish i could move mountains.

Granted. but the force of the mountains moving ripped the planetary crust apart. thus flowing the planet with lava.

i wish for some ACID!



just testing the flash embed thingy.

... [size=7px] spinny ducks [/size]

granted you overdose and die!
I wish kenny from southpark had god mode

granted, South Park now sucks...

I wish for a Holy Bible...

wish granted but it turns out the holy bible was right and dooms day was clooser than you thought....
(right befor the realse of gears of war 2)


I wish for an oreo!

Granted, but it is eaten by your cat.

I wish for some M&M's.

YIPPEE...3 posts to go to 1000....

Granted, but they taste like shit.

I wish for Runestorm to make a newspost about this forum!

"2 to go!"

granted but this forum explodes ,
I wish Heath Ledger came back from the dead to eat my brains

OH YES! 1000 posts!

Granted, but he thinks it's lame and goes back to his grave.

I wish for cake for this forum acheving 1000 posts.

Granted, but its poisoned
I wish i would get post number 1999

P.S. Congratulations SX for creating a topic that lasts so long
Hurraay, post number 1001 ! lol

granted, but you're the only one left by then posting

i wish for the Apocolypse

granted.the soviets crushed your house with an apocalypse tank.
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im hungry for a snack.
and maybe a little thirsty.
i wish i had some water to eat.

granted. But the water is from chenobyl, you get radiation sickness and live to 10000 years, but you are but ugly and have no memory.

I wish I had pickled strawberrys to give to my friends

Granted but they are actually berrys made out of straw and all your firends now hate you.

I wish that they released a "new legacy of kain" game, and that I played it fisrt & thought it was great!

Raziel

Granted. But a midget steals your girl and kicks you in the jibblies.

I wish that there were more Warhammer fans, and that the people on Warcraft III, SoTDRP map didn't sucks at role-playing. Including myself. I don't suck, but I don't want to suck from this wish....

granted, but presidents across the globe become obsessed with it and implement brutal policies based on Warhammer, etc.. Oh, but you don't suck..

I wish the Jehova's Witnessess would stop stopping by..

granted, now they stay at your home.

I wish for the first piece of money ever created.

GAAAH ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted, but the first form of currency was cattle, which eats all the grass on your lawn and makes a very unpleasant mess in your house. Oh, and it has mad cow disease.

I wish for my mips processor controller project to be done.

Granted, but it took you so long, it's now obsolete, also you have wrinkles and have to poop from a tube.

I wish for that Acid thing to go away, it's taking up my school's internet speed.

Granted...
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...but this workaround requires you to uninstall the flash plugin for the school computer, which causes you to fail some research project that requires the use of said plugin. oh and you get suspended for "hacking".

I wish for hot chocolate.

Granted, But I drink it. Right now.

Seriously. I am.

I wish for cheaper hot cocoa here. (Seriously, $1.50 for a Small cup of hot cocoa?!)

Would you expect anything different from a campus vendor?

Granted. The price frops to $1.00, but it tastes like water, which also costts $1.00.

I wish to be at a resturant that has lots of spam food.

Granted, but the Ministry of Silly Walks comes in and um... walks in a very silly way.

I wish for more Monty Python references. Its only a flesh wound!

Granted, but you get slugged by a halibut and fall into a canal.

I wish for a pet rock

Granted but its 'The Rock' and he sings flat and makes you deaf...

I wish god would recall the idea of electrons...

Granted, electricity is made by gay clowns.

I wish for this thread to go to 100000 posts!

Granted. But the universe is ripped apart in a wave of stupid wishes pent-up in this topic.

I wish I had some PIE.