I really can't imagine a chainmail thong being very comfortable...
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| Author: | Dark_Watcher [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 12:52 pm ] |
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I have been trying to phrase this as well as I can for the past day and a half but it never came out right so hear it is, blunt and to the point. Why is it when ever you look at say an M.M.O. most if not all female armor is more there to keep it G rated then to provided any real protection, while there male counter parts wear armor that could conceivably slow down a rail slug, and yet each is equal in the amount of damage they can absorb. This is just about to drive me nuts, if you have no clue of what I’m talking about tack a good look at SK (sole keeper). The female barbarian has one of the most unbelievable get ups of all time, I’m positive that, that keeps her worm in the frozen north marching through 3 feet of snow, and provides outstanding protection when faced with any thing she will ever fight. Now when I first encountered this I thought “well that is to distract you so she can kill you wile you are staring at her vary shapely form.†|
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| Author: | Ganome [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
I have something to add. As a player of one of the few games that don't follow that philosophy (Morrowind), I noticed that if you dl any custom armor/clothing the female armor rarely if ever looks protective. |
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| Author: | Bjossi [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:41 pm ] |
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I have been wondering the same whenever I see females that wear metal thongs or something. But I guess this is just meant for the style, women are usually less capable of wearing heavy armor than men so giving them heavy armor could cause problems. (in real life at least) |
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| Author: | Captain Xavious [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:15 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
I really can't imagine a chainmail thong being very comfortable...
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| Author: | Redshift [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:37 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Well, most gamers are (straight) guys, and guys generally like their women sexy and scantily clad. Simple as that! Big fat armor is NOT sexy, just look at those female Juggernauts from UT2K4; even with less ugly heads they'd still look like crap. The lightly armored female commandos from UT99, otoh... 
Realism... well, there isn't much realism in most games, period. Just look at 2K4 with its ridiculously oversized weapons etc. But with (transparent, invisible) energy shields you can have your cake and eat it too; you could have a totally nude model with just a small shield emitter attached somewhere and it would still be sort of realistic in a futuristic / fantasy setting. And, speaking of nude models, there really should be some anatomically correct male ones with karma-enabled gonads and stuff, that would be fun (especially with the crotch shot mut)! |
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| Author: | Captain Xavious [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Gyah!!! Bad thoughts! Bad thoughts! |
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| Author: | Redshift [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 3:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Maybe I'll sponsor a nude male or two for 2K7, after I've taken care of some other stuff (and still have some cash left)... 
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| Author: | Captain Xavious [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
 You'd actually pay someone for that? I'll just assume you were being sarcastic...
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| Author: | Redshift [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
We'll see... |
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| Author: | Captain Xavious [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:35 pm ] |
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Who exactly is "we"? 
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| Author: | Mr.UglyPants [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 4:51 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Redshift wrote: Maybe I'll sponsor a nude male or two for 2K7, after I've taken care of some other stuff (and still have some cash left)...
oh please don't. |
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| Author: | Bjossi [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Redshift wrote: Maybe I'll sponsor a nude male or two for 2K7, after I've taken care of some other stuff (and still have some cash left)...
That is like putting a sign on your back that says "Sue me!".
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| Author: | Sargeant Smash [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 6:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
ehehe chainmail thong...ehehehe i have so many pics of morrowind and my character hehehe. thong. ouch ehehehhe |
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| Author: | Rayne_870 [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
well heres the way i think about it...yes guys like to see scantily clad women, and lots of armor on guys makes guys look tougher...to justify it i say that women suit a more agile role where men are usually the dumb grunts who take the beating |
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| Author: | Bjossi [ Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:40 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
I think guys can look tough without needing an armor that can stop a .50 cal. bullet. Look at Gordon Freeman, his armor seems pretty thin. |
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| Author: | Ganome [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:58 am ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Gnome Smasher wrote: ehehe chainmail thong...ehehehe i have so many pics of morrowind and my character hehehe. thong. ouch ehehehhe
Just imagine the chafing
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| Author: | Sargeant Smash [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 12:03 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Gordons armor is actualy pretty thivk if you look at certain parts line the breast plate and back. but then some parts are thn because its not made for combat its a hazard suit. |
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| Author: | Bjossi [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 2:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
It is funny how the armor makes him able to survive getting an explosion into his face. But regarding the women, maybe they are just lucky that the bullets always hit the metallic bikini. I don't mind their armor degrading... 
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| Author: | Rayne_870 [ Fri Dec 08, 2006 11:21 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
or maybe its kuz they have a smaller body frame(and therefore less surface area for bullets to hit)...well except for the fat ones but whos seen a fat woman scantily clad in a video game...then again who wants to then again most women would be toast if they stood sideways to incoming fire with all that extra size in the front and back if u get my meaning |
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| Author: | KylinRage [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 2:05 am ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
In Oblivion, I think women look umm..... (pretty?) when they wear armor. They did really well on some of those armors, but the Imperial Dragon armor makes the women look to manly! 
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| Author: | DK [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 8:31 am ] |
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Yep... that's one of the eternal rules of the RPG kingdom: When a guy wears a certain piece of armor, it's big, bulky and almost always covers his entire body. But when the SAME armor is worn by a female, it becomes form-fitting and exposes the "flattering" parts of her body... |
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| Author: | Mr.UglyPants [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:18 am ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Gnome Smasher wrote: ehehe chainmail thong...ehehehe i have so many pics of morrowind and my character hehehe. thong. ouch ehehehhe
uhh, i think i might throw up now. |
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| Author: | Bjossi [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Then you should run to the bathroom. |
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| Author: | KylinRage [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:29 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Gnome Smasher wrote: ehehe chainmail thong...ehehehe i have so many pics of morrowind and my character hehehe. thong. ouch ehehehhe I'd rather wear a mankini if it was the only choice besides viewing ladies wearing chainmail thongs. DK wrote: Yep... that's one of the eternal rules of the RPG kingdom:
When a guy wears a certain piece of armor, it's big, bulky and almost always covers his entire body. But when the SAME armor is worn by a female, it becomes form-fitting and exposes the "flattering" parts of her body... Not true for some games. In Oblivion, I think Iron and Arena Raiments are pretty much the most transformed between male and female in the game. The difference for other armors like Daedric and Mithril only add the woman shape to it. Blame the modders for bikini armor and protective thongs! It's not the developer's fault!
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| Author: | Mr.UglyPants [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 9:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Bjossi wrote: Then you should run to the bathroom.
Upstairs bathroom, here i come! |
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| Author: | Rayne_870 [ Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
"sex sells" that is the reasoning for little coverage on women |
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| Author: | DK [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:17 am ] |
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EXACTLY. |
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| Author: | Bjossi [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:09 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Guys that want to have sex with computer game characters should try to get a real life date... |
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| Author: | Mr.UglyPants [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 1:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Bjossi wrote: Guys that want to have sex with computer game characters should try to get a real life date...
And thats hard. |
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| Author: | Captain Xavious [ Sun Dec 10, 2006 2:57 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Of women and armor |
Think thats hard? I can't imagine polygons are much easier... |
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