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| Author: | OCAdam [ Mon Dec 10, 2007 6:45 pm ] |
| Post subject: | All the RPG cliches! Pretty funny... >_> |
http://www.project-apollo.net/text/rpg.html I actually found a frew of these that I've actually encountered playing through RPGs from years ago, and these are so true... Seriously, why does the main character have to always have the sword instead of a gun in a modern placed environment (Squall anyone? CLOUD EITHER??)? |
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| Author: | James [ Mon Dec 10, 2007 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | All the RPG cliches! Pretty funny... >_> |
heh, there was a topic like this a while ago..... but yeah its true, most rpg's are like that. |
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| Author: | OCAdam [ Mon Dec 10, 2007 8:26 pm ] |
| Post subject: | All the RPG cliches! Pretty funny... >_> |
James wrote: heh, there was a topic like this a while ago.....
Musta been over a year or two ago then since I never found one! But yeah... some of these are pretty damn funny and stupid. |
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| Author: | DK [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 12:04 am ] |
| Post subject: | All the RPG cliches! Pretty funny... >_> |
That's old, man... There are also other rules like that, including an anime/cartoon one... http://www.abcb.com/laws/index.htm <-- Laws of Anime http://www.animeinfo.org/animeu/phys101.html <-- Anime Physics 101 http://funnies.paco.to/cartoon.html <-- Laws of Cartoon Physics http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cartoon_physics <-- Wikipedia article on Anime and Cartoon Physics |
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| Author: | P_Colossus [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 2:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | All the RPG cliches! Pretty funny... >_> |
"No matter how thoroughly devastated the continent/planet/universe is, there's always some shopkeeper who survived the end of the world and sits outside the gates of the villain's castle, selling the most powerful equipment in the game, like nothing ever happened." So true. "Every problem in the universe can be solved by finding the right long-haired prettyboy and beating the crap out of him."  
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| Author: | KylinRage [ Fri Dec 14, 2007 5:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | All the RPG cliches! Pretty funny... >_> |
They missed one. If there is an animal that talks, it has more intelligence than all characters combined, and at some point will: A. Turn out to be a spirit and depart in a cloud of butterflies. or B. Die pitifully by the master's side, blood all over the animal, and he/she saying how he/she wished that he/she can stand beside his/her master forever. Then a dramatic tear, and the master sobs and sobs and sobs.... I think you get the idea. The feature may be rare, but definetely memorable XD. |
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