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Things I have learned from the A-Team
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Author:  Tyster [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:10 pm ]
Post subject:  Things I have learned from the A-Team
I've been watching some of the A-Team episodes and thought I'd share some of the wisdom I gained from that show.

-Getting shot is never fatal.
-If you are wearing a bullet-proof vest, any shots will hit the vest and not your flesh.
-If you are driving and people are shooting at you, wiggle your head from side to side to prevent your vehicle from getting hit.
-If a tire is shot when a vehicle is in motion, it WILL flip at least 2 times before hitting the ground.
-If people are shooting at you, protect yourself by concealing at least half of your body behind a nearby object, such as a stack of cardboard boxes.
-The best way to avoid being shot by a line-up of gunmen is to run in a straight line. Flailing your arms add style, but is not necessary.
-When you are surrounded by a million armed military police units, you will always have a good minute or so to devise an escape plan.
-If you are ever locked up somewhere, there will always be a blow torch and lots of fuel nearby so you can build something cool.
-If you can get a person to dive to the ground by spraying him with water or tossing a grenade 50 feet away, then said person will be incabable of doing anything until a fight is over and you are in control of the situation.
-There is no such thing as a y-chromosome deficient evil person.
Author:  Captain Xavious [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:27 pm ]
Post subject:  Things I have learned from the A-Team
Wow! Thanks! This new found knowledge should come pretty handy.

Now I need to put myself in a situation to test it. :D
Author:  Bjossi [ Sun Aug 31, 2008 5:40 pm ]
Post subject:  Things I have learned from the A-Team
Haha, that list is great.
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