Who wants to play corrupt a wish?

Corrupt a wish is simple, you wish for something, you get it but something bad happens like...

I wish for a D49.

You get it but there are no bullets.

after you reply, you make a wish, and it goes on. Just no uncorruptable wishes, ok?

I'll start.

I wish for world peace.

Haha! I play this on the Bay15games forum,pretty fun.

Granted,but after world peace is declared the entire world destroys all armaments due to the lack of need for them,It just so happens a alien invasion is on it's way...

I wish for a nice classy briefcase.

Everyone in the world has turned into zombies.

aren't you forgetting something?

I wish that I had a SAR 12

Granted, but somehow the bullets are the wrong caliber.

I wish I was rich.

but its the wrong currancy...

I wish i had a proper sound mixing kit.

But as soon as you get it, its loudness turns you deaf.

I wish for a machine that makes perfect tea in under a second

It explodes with hot tea everywhere.

I wish for a cat.

Granted. You now have a starving lioness who promptly rips you apart, eats you, then defecates on your skeleton.

I wish for an uncorruptable, indestructible wish machine that can be used for any wish and that this wish CANNOT bet corrupted in ANY WAY AT ALL. And that I will not die indirectly in any way shape or form either.

"Slap" What did I Say?

no uncorruptable wishes

You end up getting a machine that grants wishes even more corrupt than usual.

I wish for a Minigun

Granted.

You get happy fairy dust... which burns your skin.

i wish for some pants.

They're cheap, the minute you take a step, it rips.

I wish for a X360 with gears of war

Granted, but when you turn it on for the first time... RED RING OF DEATH!

I wish for some apple pie

Granted,it is a pie,it is round and almost featureless,except for the fact it blurts out apples at a rate not unlike the XMV.

I wish for MORE SMILIES!!!

Granted, but there all the same.

i wish for some cake.

It's crap cake.

I wish for a D49 revolver.

Granted, but it's jammed.

I wish for a Geforce GTX 280.

Granted, but it's really a Radeon 9800 in a Nvidia casing. It's also in PCI-E.

I wish for an armored personnel carrier.

Granted, but it's not armored.

I wish for a Gauss-rifle.

Granted, but your motherboard BUS type does not match.

i wish for 2008 dodge charger

whoops , to late.

granted, but your gauss rifle exploded in your hands

Granted, but it's a 2007 model.

I wish for a Gauss-rifle. (again)

granted, but your gauss rifle exploded in your hands

OCadam: granted, but you dont have the keys.
(My timing is so off)
i wish for a deployable sentry.

Granted.

Said sentry turns on you turning you to bloody gore.

I wish for a cat.

It's a lion, RUN!

I wish for a fish with lasers.

Granted, but the lasers are harmless.

I wish for a starship.

Granted, you never heard of them and they never existed.

I wish for seriousness

Granted, but the slinky is alive and strangles you.

I wish for a vending machine.