It's clear nobody will believe me if i try to deny it, so I'll admit to it. Be proud of me.
I did the right thing because it resulted in good stuff... like saving lives... somehow. Don't ask how, just trust me.
I really don't want you to be thinking about this underhanded trick I tried to pull, so let's talk about some other stuff and other people. Hey, look at this poem over here that can be related to the life of my dog.