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Author:	Tom10320 [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 9:52 am ]
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Ok, just so we've got another thread cluttering up this place, I was wondering if anybody's got any original jokes that they don't think anyone's heard before. The one I have isn't really a joke, more a riddle, but if you guys have any I'd like to hear them. I collect jokes. Oh, and keep it clean, yeah? -- So, there were three guys staying at a hotel. The cost of the room was £30, so they each chipped in £10. Then the manager suddenly realised he'd overcharged them - it was only supposed to be £25. So he says to the bellboy (concierge, whatever), "Go and give them back this £5" The bellboy was just about to knock on the door when he thinks "Hang on. They don't know about this special offer. I could keep two quid for myself and give them back three." So he did, and got away with it. But that's not the problem here. If the bellboy gave them back £3, that means they payed £27. If the bellboy kept two, that makes £29 in total. Where'd the other pound go?

Author:	Beta_krogoth [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:13 pm ]
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That wasn't really a hard riddle, you just went in the other direction with the money... What really happened: 30 - 3 = 27 27 - 2 = 25 What you do: 30 - 3 = 27 27 + 2 = 29 Trick with words Anyways Whats the fastest cake in the world? SCONE!!!

Author:	TurdDrive [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 1:20 pm ]
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No if the Bell Boy gave back £3 then they paid £25 +2 = 27 then + the £3 they --didn't spend-- = £30

Author:	Tyster [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 2:37 pm ]
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Tom10320 wrote: Where'd the other pound go? Into confusing semantics. Of the 30, the innkeeper got ended up with 25, 3 was returned back to the guests, and 2 went to the bellboy. 25+3+2=30 and universe does not explode. n mathematicians walk into a bar. A group of 3 people were sitting together on a train: a scientist, a mathematician, and a realist. The train passes by a dairy farm and they noticed a green cow. The mathematician said "Hey, look; a green cow. All cows must be green." Then, the scientist said "Not necessarily. All we know is that this one cow is green." Then the realist said "Well, all we really know is that the side of the cow currently facing us is green".

Author:	Bulska [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 3:20 pm ]
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How can you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? And no cooking it! U haz no water.

Author:	Eat Uranium [ Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:21 pm ]
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Beta_krogoth wrote: Whats the fastest cake in the world? SCONE!!! Whats the second fastest? Meringue!!

Author:	Beta_krogoth [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 12:46 am ]
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Whats the slowest cake in the world? Victorya Spooooooonge

Author:	Bulska [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 3:37 am ]
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Author:	Tom10320 [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 5:35 am ]
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Beta_krogoth wrote: Whats the fastest cake in the world? SCONE!!! That doesn't work because it's pronounced like stone.

Author:	Eat Uranium [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:10 am ]
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Tom10320 wrote: Beta_krogoth wrote: Whats the fastest cake in the world? SCONE!!! That doesn't work because it's pronounced like stone. Only if you're northern or posh.

Author:	Beta_krogoth [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 9:57 am ]
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My god tom, your such a buzz kill.... jeez. I'm half tempted to start my own jokes thread. Infact, i think i will.

Author:	Tom10320 [ Fri Oct 23, 2009 2:56 pm ]
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Eat Uranium wrote: Only if you're northern or posh. You have a point. But this is not a discussion on how to pronounce words that are pronounced like stone. Knock knock. Who's there? Wooden shoe. etc etc.

Author:	raziel [ Sat Oct 24, 2009 11:46 am ]
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Bulska wrote: How can you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? And no cooking it! U haz no water. you're going to hate me, but you forgot to specify certain things which I'm going to take advantage of: 1. make the wall out of jelly 2. glaze the egg in "miracle seal" 3. use a joke rubber egg 4. you did not specify how hard to throw the egg 5. spring casing around the egg 6. catch the egg before it hits the wall; it was still thrown at the wall, it just did not hit the wall 7. etc Mal P.S I'm a git...

Author:	Industry [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 2:07 am ]
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Bulska wrote: How can you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? And no cooking it! U haz no water. i use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and put one portal on the wall and the other in a room full of pillows.

Author:	Bjossi [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 8:22 am ]
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raziel wrote: Bulska wrote: P.S I'm a git... For some reason I read 'git' as 'girl' at first. . .

Author:	raziel [ Sun Oct 25, 2009 3:10 pm ]
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Drake wrote: Bulska wrote: How can you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it? And no cooking it! U haz no water. i use the Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device and put one portal on the wall and the other in a room full of pillows. Damn! I missed one! Mal P.S this was not a triumph, not a HUGE SUCCESS...

Author:	siavash1989 [ Wed Nov 04, 2009 9:08 pm ]
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some guy needed a brain transplant (in the future) his family had to decide between a woman's brain and a man's brain. the man's brain was 500,000 dollars. the women's brain was 800,000 dollars. they asked why the man's brain was less expensive. the answer: it had to be marked down because it had been used. JK JK GIRLS, IM SURE YOU USE YOUR BRAIN EVERY DAY TO COOK FUDZ AND CLEAN FOR YOUR MAN. man im inappropriate.

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