If you wanted to create, imagine a stupid weapon what it could be ?

The fart gun: A gun that release a stinky deadly cloud of fart and uses a secondary mode to make the target to fart, this one takes more time to kill the said target but his farts would kill people and when the target is really weak his back starts to burn and throw flames and it will be killed when it hits something at fast speed...
The shit gun: the first weapon that makes people vomiting, they will vomit so much that they will die with the lack of oxygen
The porn gun: this is a double + kill weapon it makes understandable scenes in front of you then explode in a blood and other shit bath
The crack gun: the first gun that makes people committing suicides, it works only if you aim the head
The arithmetic gun: the gun that can shots all the digits of Pi and also shoots improbabilities for different effects
The angry cat launcher: just better than the cerebral bore and it works everywhere aim the head for some cerebral bore fun, but you can try other parts
The lady gaga cannon: hey this gun will kill everything with a single of her songs, it throws lady gaga and people will just use their weapons against themselves
The cork screw cannon: this one is pretty obvious ->
The balls of steel gun: this weapon will just make people having balls of steel, imagine how they will die
The ninja gun: a weapon that throws ninjas that would kill your opponent with shurikens alternating between attacks and invisibility
The windows gun: that's a weapon that will make the people's brain crashing, they will se a blue screen and die

I've just imagined those ones for kidding of course in the crucible thread
But I think making a thread that everyone could participate is a good thing

A jar of combat-ready maple syrup would be amazing.

Oh and what it will do ?

It'll likely kill people with delicious syrup-based goodness. The tactical possibilities are endless.

Change that to a vista gun i'll work much better

http://img261.imageshack.us/i/tacticool.png/
here's something i sketched up on my tablet a few months ago.
maybe you can figure it out.

Maybe you could sixaxis people to death with a PS3 controller.

I don't like sixaxis. Can you tell?

The Spam Launcher! It shoots all different sorts of crap! Starting with a sword... lol

The Golden Wifelauncher.

It launches beaten wifes with some Golden Rum on 'em. At first, it will be very painful, but because I'm such a pacifist(I'm being sarcastic by the way), I give them rum so their pain may-b-gone

A no barreled gun!

Its a gun! but with no barrels!!! It cannot fire!

the syrup jar has my vote! That thing would feckin pwn!

The tacticool and the Golden wife launcher sounds fun

The fish perfume launcher, this weapon perfumes people with fish odour, this attracks angry cats and the victim will be pursued until he's sliced and eaten

The camo Changer gun, it changes the colour of the enemys armour!

LoL

The Rick Gun: (Multiplayer only) disables all input devices on target's computer and loads up a rickroll

***REMOVED*** (BSoD gun... saw the crash gun above after posting ^^;)

The Family Guy Gun: Target has a Family Guy style flashback / Alternate fire: Giant Chicken attacks target.

"Kick Me" gun: This gun only works if target is hit on the back. If hit successfully the target is repeatedly kicked by own team.

Banana Skin catapult: a mine layer with comical effect.

Clown gun: Target turns into a clown

Sad Clown gun: Turns target into a depressed clown

Chuck Norris: everyone dies, Chuck Norris wins... forever.

TG gun:... those of you from DA should be able to guess what this is.

The IQ dropper: lowers targets IQ and intelligence

The Runestorm Gun: fires a random member from Runestorm at the target / Alternate fire: fires a Runestorm moderator at the target

*no name yet*: Turns target into ostentatiously cheesey Spanish soap (drama) character

LotR:RoTK Ending gun: target sees an infinite number of endings for "Lord of the Rings: Return of the King" each less likely than the last, each separated by fade to black

Malanok

P.S the last gun was suggest by my brother... enjoy!

Boomer Gun: Primary - pukes at target, if target is hit, zombies randomly appear and rip target to shreds. - secondary - fires rocket, boring secondary, huh?

I love those raziel, very creative

The bee chaingun, this weapon launches angry bees with seeking ability

The cartoon prank ray, this weapon makes pranks from cartoons just like having an Anvil that falls above the people's head and a lot of other stupid events

The Luc Besson ray, similar as the Michael bay ray, that makes a ton of explosions and special effects.

The RPC, aka the Rocket Propelled Cow, beware of the back blast XD

The RPG, aka the Rocket Propelled Grizzly, this one packs a puch !

This one has my vote. lol

'No, wait, I have to work on the coooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooode...'

The Essay Rifle: Shoots an essay exam at the target - they have to work on it immidiatly under pain of death.

Perkele device: Throw at target, it summons Finns, who then get smashed on vodka and then introduce their puukko's to everyone in the areas guts.

I will add more

The l33t H4x0r 5uxx0r pwner gun, the most stupid weapon from the internet invented by a band of geeks.
The Duke gun, the first gun that kick your ass.
The Mc Donnald's gun, the first gun that throw radioactive hamburgers that transform people into a fat Ronald Mc Donnald's
The Pizza Hut gun, a weapon that throw genetically modified pizzas, beware this is more dangerous than it seems to be.
The teet gun, yeah just from Austin Powers, packed with massive distraction.
The kangaroo gun, this is a weapon that launches an angry kangaroo at your opponent that will be smashed with its feet
The Pinky Brain gun, the first gun that will elaborate a dangerous plot to conquest the world!
The Killer Mushroom gun: this weapon launches mushrooms that looks like innocent creatures, but they will eat you.
The Trader launcher: a weapon that creates a financial crisis
The scoped chainsaw, the most useless weapon ever made.
The Mortal Kombat gun, a gun that causes a fatality
The stinky cheese gun, this is a French weapon, that was used around the world, but it doesn't work against Frenches because they love stinky cheese.

Shouldn't it be the kangaroo launcher?

Alt-fire is "FINISH HIM!" I hope...

Malanok

P.S I love this thread...

This why I created it, for fun Yeah the Alt fire is a*Finish him/her* that freezes your opponent for the final blow with an Animality, Friendship, Sexality finisher

The Thief gun, the first gun that can rob money without being noticed
The Druids magic potion, not really a weapon, but this make you see one hundred stars and fire works before being the strongest man in the word!
The Obama gun: the first gun packed with Obamicons and say Yes we can when it fires
The Sarkozy gun, the first gun packed with his bests sentences like I will clean this place with a Karcher, I will be the president of the purchasing power and such lies.
The Troll launcher, a weapon that fire trolls that pollute forums with nonsenses and flamewars
The Chibi gun, a weapon that inflate heads to look like a Chibi, then the victim dies because his head is too heavy.
The Picard gun, a gun packed with facepalms

Time travel gun: Sends target exactly 1 second into the past. Unless the target was moving very fast in that last second, then two masses occupy the same space a second before you fire, which means that the target never existed, which means you never fired, which would not prevent the targets from existing, which means you did fire, which means the targets never existed, etc. The universe explodes and Teferi laughs at you.
Alt fire: Shoots a bullet at the target's grandfather shortly after the target's grandfather was born, which prevents the target from having ever existed. The universe still explodes.

Anger and Hatred cannon: Causes your opponant to be overcome with angry and hatred for you.
Alt fire: Makes them bleed from there tear ducts cause there so angry.

hehe, there some fun ones

The bruce lee launcher: a gun packed with 2000 years of ancestral karate takedowns (Exists in Jackie Chan and Jet Lee versions)
The zombie gun: a gun that trow disgusting limbs and body organs, the most gory gun ever made !!
The nutty professor launcher: a weapon that launches the nutty professor at people, this weapon must be carried with a truck and it's packed with an adjustable tripod.
The hammerhead shark launcher packed with lazors that owns you: a very smart weapon equiped with a sonar on it heat to track its victims
The Pinocchio blaster: a gun that makes your victim nose growing and if the victim tells a lie it bow up.
The bisucho ray: a gun that transforms people into sailor moon and make the target screaming, "In the name of the moon; I will punish you!"
The nipple shooter: a machinegun that launches nipples at you
The parrot launcher: a gun that launches a parrot at people that will say stupid irritating phrases then bow up when the target wants to kill the parrot.
The Jackass gun: a weapon that makes people doing stupid things that finishes to self injure
The hooligan ray: a weapon that make people doing riots because they like their football club

Voldemort cannon: Makes a lighting shaped scar on your opponants head.

A gun built form the remains of Dr.Emmett Brown's DeLeorean that's powered by a TARDIS that can rip holes in time and space to harvest babies from different time periods and use the babies as ammunition. (I need a name for it)

The Flux Capacitor Gun.

the flashing colors/strobe light gun:

This gun shows your target a bunch of flashing colors along with a headache inducing strobe light in hopes to attempt to give the target a seizure, if that fails well at least your target is blinded ;/.