Gorgutz reporting for duty

Sgt. Kelly · **Posted:** Mon Mar 23, 2009 10:40 pm

Welcome.

Xavious, Bjossi and I are the forum moderators. Enjoy your stay and don't mind the crazies.

Gorgutz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 1:19 pm

Nice, thanks

PD: Treadhead: I'm your boss so don't argue or you'll be expelled from the Waagh!

Treadhead · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 4:46 pm

TREAD IZ NOT HERE! Stop talkin' wif bushes, you Madboy!

Den again, I AM a Madboy! BWAHAAHAH! Da Dok iz OUT!

*Scuffles away, bush not hiding him very well. His servo-limbs particularly seem to stick out*

An' Kelly, remember I'z gotz a chainsaw... Callin' me a crazy ain't a good idea!

Gorgutz · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 5:32 pm

Iz got a whole army so questioning my authority as leader of the Waagh isn't a good idea either xo

SX · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:11 pm

Excuse me.

"Beats treadhead one too many times."

Treadhead · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 8:14 pm

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Now you asked fer it, you lil' pinky-pansy 'oomie!

WHACK!

SMASH!

BUMP!

REND!

Don't mess wif da DOK!

*Pulls out his chainsaw, and starts sorting SX's limbs into bags for later use in experiments*

nofatties · **Posted:** Tue Mar 24, 2009 9:19 pm

Treadhead wrote:

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

Now you asked fer it, you lil' pinky-pansy 'oomie!

WHACK!

SMASH!

BUMP!

REND!

Don't mess wif da DOK!

*Pulls out his chainsaw, and starts sorting SX's limbs into bags for later use in experiments*

Can I have whatever looks closest to a liver? I have this contract with Typhus of Nurgle and he wants some ork things to produce bigger badder Plague Marines....

Gorgutz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 10:36 am

As long as theyre not Chaos Space Marines, they're all yours...

Treadhead · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:09 pm

Oi! Dese are MY butchered remains, ya git!

I'm sorry, now, let'z get to barterin'., Fatty... Eh, wut'z a liver? Is it dis?

*Holds up a dismembered pair of testicles*

Or dis fing?

*Rips a kidney from SX's still-living torso*

SX · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:47 pm

Uh, dat's my clone, SX2.

"Shoots Treadhead point-blank with an AH104"

Strelet12 · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 5:53 pm

Gorgutz wrote:

Strelet12 wrote:

Gorgutz wrote:

lol

I want an SRS-900 now! Even if you have to pay with your life for it, filthy non-green skinned human.

My WAAGH will arrive soon armed with railguns and nothing will stop me, not even you space marines! (If the Chaos forces show up then I'll think of something else....)

Dude,I'm a high-ranked commissar of the Imperial Guard.

I'll bring over 9000 tanks and soldiers,you can't stop us

Hmmm judging by that over 9000 meme and your avatar you must be a 4channer/quote1238025186]

You judge too bad,if I was a lawyer I would already win.

I'm not a 4channer,I'm a memetroll. I always hated 4chan.

Industry · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:15 pm

i also go to 4chan sometimes and have a mild knowledge of memes. remember when /B/ was good? oh wait, /B/ was never good.
i also go to Fchan. the /F/ section and nowhere else.

Treadhead · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 7:18 pm

*Laughs as the bullet fails to detonate*

Stoopid git!

WUMP!

STAB!

SKLURK!

ICKY NOISE!

Dere we go... Now I'z got two fer one! Hur hur hur!

SX · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:07 pm

"Rips the bag, and stabs all bloody hell out of da ork."

Get some sense, and let's just welcome gorgutz.

Industry · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 8:18 pm

this is possibly the most bloodiest welcoming party ever.

Gorgutz · **Posted:** Wed Mar 25, 2009 11:19 pm

I'm also a huge follower of Khorne, so i'm bloodthirsty now

nofatties · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:20 am

Gorgutz wrote:

I'm also a huge follower of Khorne, so i'm bloodthirsty now

Oh dudes, its Gorgutz' birfday today.

Happy birthday dude.

Yeah, I think I'll take that liver and kidney Treadhead, how many teef do you want for it?

Bjossi · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:26 am

Happy birthday, Gorgutz!

Treadhead · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:32 am

Yeah, dis IZ probably da most violent party. Evah.... Ow....

*Punches Fatty's teeth out, before collecting the fallen teeth as payment, then handing him the kidney & liver*

Dere ya go, squishy.

& 'appy birthday, Gorgit! Err, GorGUTZ...

nofatties · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:43 pm

Thanks for the liver and kidney...and this party's really quite violent

*Pulls Treadhead over and blasts him close range with an autocannon and then retakes teeth before getting into a Plague ship and flying off*

Treadhead · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 12:55 pm

OW! Stoopid Chaos boy!

*Looks at the rather large, half-activated shell in his gut*

Maybe I should get dis fing out...

Gorgutz · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 1:24 pm

thanks people

Glosmostinex · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:02 pm

happy birthday, man!

SX · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 3:28 pm

Happy Birthday.

ShadowBlade · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:07 pm

Belated welcome and Happy birthday!

PS: Chaos rules over all..

Captain Xavious · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 4:19 pm

No way! The Emporor's Space Marines will vanquish all those that attempt to defile humanity!

Treadhead · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:51 pm

Green iz best, you zoggers! Get 'em, ladz!

*Calls in his Cybork retinue, before starting a massive scrap*

Glosmostinex · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:32 pm

I'll call my Skaarj army!
oh wait, that's not Warhammer...

nofatties · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:54 pm

ShadowBlade wrote:

Belated welcome and Happy birthday!

PS: Chaos rules over all..

Theres some Khorne Berzerkers here. Inbetween all their senseless babble, I caught the words Runestorm forum and fight, so ehhh, they want in

Be nice people, all they want to do is kill and maim

Treadhead · **Posted:** Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:52 pm

*Looks at the mob of Khornate followers behind Fatty*

WAAAAAAGH! Chop da 'umies! Chop da sissies! Chop da chaos boyz! CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOOOP!!! TREAD NEEDZ HIS SPARE PARTS! CHAAAAARGE!

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