Yo fellow fraggers, name's Raptorian, seen at least one familiar name from Beyond Unreal Forums, by which I go under the name Random Elite.

I'm a very bored student, so naturally I'll have time to think up imaginative crap for the suggestions forum, or at least help improve on stuff.

As far as my involvement here goes, I have no idea how UEd works, so don't ask me to do anything related to it, though I will be a bug reporter which I guess is helpful.

In closing, God save the Queen and tally-ho.

Welcome to the forums!

Enjoy your stay, as you can never leave.

Welcome to RS, Rapturian. And enjoy your stay!

Oh hey Random Elite... guess i should say Raptorian. Welcome to the forums, enjoy it. I would have never guessed you were Random Elite. By familiar face, I'm guessing me?

Welcome

Hello raptorian, be sure to avoid the water here at all costs... It's poisonous with Flamethrower gas.

yeah, that stuff is murder.

These warnings about toxic water are getting kind of dull.

Yep, it be you. And yes it would help to call me Raptorian or as a few others do Rapt.

What about Raptor?

They took that water warning from me... only they made it lame... at least my warnings were original...

So, anyways, make yourself at home, but sleep with one eye open.

How do you literally sleep with ONE eye open?

That is possible, but I don't think you see anything while sleeping. I can't sleep with one eye open myself, even if I'd manage to, I bet it'd be an automatic reflex to close the eye once I'm out.

Well you can be taught/ teach yourself to sleep with both eyes open (apparently), so you could modify that to only have one eye open...


...though whether your semi-concious and the eye online is another thing.



If ya want.

that'd be so cool

welcome to the formus raptirian

Welcome Raptor,forget the water and pay attention to the toxic air.

*sniffs air*

Why does it smell like baked beans...ewwwww.

Bjossi likes baked beans.

Although you were the one who ate the ones causing the smell.

Never ate baked beans in my life.

Neither did I , anyways welcome raptorian

Can you prove that statement?

I can't, you'll just have to trust me.

>< I knows what I smelt and I smelt beans!

Thanks for the welcomes everyone.

We are always happy when new members arrive, especially the ones that end up being regulars.

Welcome new member

Fresh blood always good

Thanks SB.

I didn't know that there were vampires here.

rolf lmao



lol wow that joke was random



i can make the air toxic just give me some scrambled eggs