wow my prososor lasted long

thetrunkmonkey · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:21 am

why hasnt my prososor blew up yet for runing ut and other crap all these years it also ran warrock but berly

its most likely dying bacues its not doing wut it use to anyways prososors do have a life span anyways its most likely over 9 yeears old so it will probily die soon but still im amazed at how long it lasted i mean wow and ut04 the system requierments said you need at least a gig of prososing sped ot run it i only have 548 mh lol
i wonder if it will esplode soon.........and yes im kiding prososors cant explode theyl just frie

cyberax · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:20 am

possible spam

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:17 am

Nope, just our friend Trunkmonkey making conversation.

For those who don't understand bullshit, I'll translate his post to English:

thetrunkmonkey wrote:

Why hasn't my processor blown up yet for running UT and other crap all these years? It also ran Warrock but barely.

It's most likely dying because it is not doing what it used to anyways, processors do have a life span.

Anyways, it's most likely over 9 years old so it will probably die soon but still I'm amazed at how long it lasted. I mean wow and UT2004 the system requirements said you need at least 1 Ghz of processing power to run it, I only have 548 Mhz lol. I wonder if it will explode soon, and yes I'm kidding, processors can't explode, they'll just fry.

Mr.UglyPants · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:22 am

Nice translations Bjossi.

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 9:37 am

Gamer speak to English

cyberax · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:10 pm

These forums don't like gamer speak!! But maybe that's just me being too old

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 12:57 pm

It's not just you. . .

OCAdam · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:09 pm

It's not even gamer speak. This is Gibberish English. O_o

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:17 pm

Dont feel bad monkey I have 2 very old Packard Bells upstairs using original
Pentium chips. Ones a 100Mhz and another's a 233 Mhz.

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:46 pm

233 isn't all that old (1995 or so), but 100 certainly is.

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 1:57 pm

96 actually

Yea I'm gonna keep em around for a few more decades to see if they get collectors value or something.

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 2:33 pm

They will, trust me.

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 3:45 pm

I'm thinking about 20 years since around 20 years ago those systems now go for like 2000$

Captain Xavious · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:06 pm

Heh... I never thought about that... The possibility that those aged, decrepit pieces of silicon could actually be worth something...

Damn man! I'm sitting on a gold mine! Almost quite literally! (They're actually directly below me on the bottom floor

)

reaper900 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:26 pm

OCAdam wrote:

It's not even gamer speak. This is Gibberish English. O_o

What do you expect?
It's hard enough for a monkey to type on a keyboard, but while in a trunk? Forget about it!

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:43 pm

Captain Xavious wrote:

Heh... I never thought about that... The possibility that those aged, decrepit pieces of silicon could actually be worth something...

Damn man! I'm sitting on a gold mine! Almost quite literally! (They're actually directly below me on the bottom floor

)

I bet my old Windows 3.1 system will give me some cash after a few decades.

OCAdam · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 4:46 pm

reaper900 wrote:

OCAdam wrote:

It's not even gamer speak. This is Gibberish English. O_o

What do you expect?
It's hard enough for a monkey to type on a keyboard, but while in a trunk? Forget about it!

XD, I never thought about it that way! I need to sig that...

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:01 pm

But that trunk monkey happens to be a homo sapiens sapiens that lives in the US, I would certainly expect him to type his native language at least moderately well.

OCAdam · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:27 pm

Bjossi wrote:

But that trunk monkey happens to be a homo sapiens sapiens that lives in the US, I would certainly expect him to type his native language at least moderately well.

You'll be surprised. So many won't talk normal online. Here's an example of how I really speak offline:

"Ya know, so many people just CAN' talk right online, but OFFline, it's even worse ov'r where I live."

reaper900 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:29 pm

Well at least when a monkey's in a trunk he has some room to breath, but a human trying to type on a keyboard in a trunk would be very uncomfortable and distracted because of his size.
I know what you mean Adam, I try to keep my dialect as clean as possible when I'm online, to the courtesy of whomever I'm talking to, but offline I'm more like this:

" 1 Kn0w wh4+ J00 me@N 4D@M, I tRY To kEEp My d1@L3CT @$ clE@n 4S PO5SiBL3 WHEN 1'M oNl1N3, +O TH3 COURtE$y 0PH WhOM3VEr 1'M t4lKIn9 t0, bu+ 0FPhL1nE 1'm m0r3 L1KE +hiS "

thetrunkmonkey · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:39 pm

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y this is where i got the name for the trunkmonkey

reaper900 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:46 pm

ROFLMAO

I love it when he offers the cop a donut!

Tyster · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 6:53 pm

I thought the leet "T" is "7", such that leet = 1337

thetrunkmonkey · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 7:06 pm

i like it when the carjacker comes then he throws him of the golden gate brige lol

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:05 pm

reaper900 wrote:

Well at least when a monkey's in a trunk he has some room to breath, but a human trying to type on a keyboard in a trunk would be very uncomfortable and distracted because of his size.
I know what you mean Adam, I try to keep my dialect as clean as possible when I'm online, to the courtesy of whomever I'm talking to, but offline I'm more like this:

" 1 Kn0w wh4+ J00 me@N 4D@M, I tRY To kEEp My d1@L3CT @$ clE@n 4S PO5SiBL3 WHEN 1'M oNl1N3, +O TH3 COURtE$y 0PH WhOM3VEr 1'M t4lKIn9 t0, bu+ 0FPhL1nE 1'm m0r3 L1KE +hiS "

That is pretty straight forward, who the hell would enunciate when chatting with a person that speaks and understands the same slangs?

Also, text slangs are harder to read if they are unfamiliar to the other person, and trunkmonkey isn't using any specific slangs, just gibberish. Not surprising we hardly understand him at times.

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 8:20 pm

Hahaha I watched that video and that last commercial made me crack up. "I think he came with the car" *Gets closer* *Chic Chic* !lol

thetrunkmonkey · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 10:15 pm

lol i cracked up to when i saw it

reaper900 · **Posted:** Mon Aug 06, 2007 11:16 pm

Bjossi wrote:

reaper900 wrote:

Well at least when a monkey's in a trunk he has some room to breath, but a human trying to type on a keyboard in a trunk would be very uncomfortable and distracted because of his size.
I know what you mean Adam, I try to keep my dialect as clean as possible when I'm online, to the courtesy of whomever I'm talking to, but offline I'm more like this:

" 1 Kn0w wh4+ J00 me@N 4D@M, I tRY To kEEp My d1@L3CT @$ clE@n 4S PO5SiBL3 WHEN 1'M oNl1N3, +O TH3 COURtE$y 0PH WhOM3VEr 1'M t4lKIn9 t0, bu+ 0FPhL1nE 1'm m0r3 L1KE +hiS "

That is pretty straight forward, who the hell would enunciate when chatting with a person that speaks and understands the same slangs?

Also, text slangs are harder to read if they are unfamiliar to the other person, and trunkmonkey isn't using any specific slangs, just gibberish. Not surprising we hardly understand him at times.

It was just a satirical joke, that I speak plainly online and use internet slang offline.

And I was to lazy to make the leet myself, so I put it through a text generater, that's why you see constant +'s instead of 7's to replace the T's.

Baklajan · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 2:12 am

Prososor?! Borat, anyone?

Echo 419 · **Posted:** Tue Aug 07, 2007 11:07 am

never saw it !sad

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