I've been playing Oblivion,Civilization IV,Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas,Tekken 5,The Sims 2,F.E.A.R.,ect.
I just started playing BW on the Hedsteem servers for the first time a week or so ago so I've been playing BW straight for the last couple of days.
Edit:This is replying to Bjossi by the way

hey reaper have you got any screenies I can take a look at on my screenies thread yet? I want to see what other stuff people do with those mods i use for screenies.

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Sure, but I'm on vacation right now so I won't be able to for about a week,my laptop does't have a good video card so I didn't even bother installing Oblivion on it.
To stay on topic.....I once landed a Manta on 5 people at one,killed every one of them

Fear the noob
Only time I played CS, was on these places with lots of pcs you pay for the time you use a PC, don't remember what I went there for, but had still a lot of time left (had paid in advance), so saw a group of people playing CS and decided to take a look of the game.
First round was normal, didnt know how it worked so didnt do much, second round instead was worth adding here.
Map is some kind of garages or storages, one team starts out, other starts inside, was on the team that starts out. Went on a roof though a stairs, entered through a vent, and at the exit of the vent was a bunch of the opposing team around. They noticed me, as probably one of them wanted to enter the vent too, shot but missed, thew a grenade at me, but was too far and didnt hit me, slowly approached again to the vent exit, they where still around there jumping, probably trying to enter the vent, threw a grenade that stopped just at the end of the vent, and blew them all. Went back the vent, to a bifurcation that led to a room, in the middle of the ceiling, broke the cover of the vent, jumping in the room to catch another player of the opposite team there, shot that player, my team wins. Me alone on the second round had wiped the entire team of about 6 players, was fun to watch people looking on the screens of other pople there trying to search who was the one that alone won them all unscratched.

Don't think you won unless you actually won
The other can remember now was on ut2004 game, BR, cant remember the map name, has a bottomless pit with two rock bridges, big room full of pillars, and rectangular room with stairs and goal round thing on a bit higher than ground you reach with the stair. There where 2 players and 4 bots, game was being hosted by that other player, and I was connecting there throug internet with 300-400 ping. After a long chase on the pillar room, shooting with the shock rifle (happened before I found BW so was old weapons) at that other player who was carying the ball. With that ping only hit 1 of 10 shots as he changed directions constantly and was very hard do predict his movements. When he was near the door, used the speed combo as almost had caught him, went in the rectangular room and was getting distance advantage, runs up the stair, rounds a pillar, gets inside the ring to get a max points goal, and blows up by a shock rifle combo, I was still in front of stair and had managed toshot between ring and pillar a combo explosion, he started "screaming" on team chat, and when reached the upper part to see (was before at a lower height so didnt know what exacly happened) saw the ball standing in the goal thing. Dont know how, but seems he blew up just one frame away from entering the area, and even worse for him, the ball didnt get push from the explosion or hit something that blocked it.

One time, playing CSS on CS_Office as a terrorist, the entire CT team went for the side offices, and I got behind them, going through the back of the garage right at start.

I got to the side offices maybe 10 seconds after the CTs from the same direction they had gone, only to find all of them facing the doorway leading to the hallway, where they were in a firefight with the rest of my team.

I was behind them all, so I pulled out my knife and killed seven of them before the eighth and final one of them got me. Of course, he then got rushed be the remaining half-dozen guys on my team and turned into a perforated bloody pulp.

Inferno Rain

On DM- Inferno, I was Heading toward the M50 when I saw Abyss standing around, so i Threw a Couple of FP7's, when exploded i thought "crap I missed" but she had one Hp left, so when it busted in to flames, the flame came down, and i got a Kill.

Who did the Hully Gully
On the Panama Canal?
Doo-wacka-doo-wacka-doo
It's The Sneak!




Also, I killed 23 bots with one magazine from an M50.

i killed two people in quake 2 with one rail it was a pop shot


[the inposible kill]

in halo 2 in foundation for the mappack we where doing a split skreen sord match
and my bros firend was about to lunge at my bro well my bro throw a plasma at him
and it hit him right as he lunged so right befor my bros friend hit him with the plasma sord
the plasma greanade went off XD and my bro walked away with only a temperary drained sheild

most amasing kill ever lol

Guitar Hero Encore: Rocks the 80's-

Impossible Hammer-On/Pull-Off

I was playing Play With Me (by Extreme), which SPOILERS





is the last song of the game in Tier 6,









SPOILERS and I had a section where is was going literally all over the place like a bag of Skittles on the fret board, and I got every single note in that combo, and with HO/POs only nonetheless!! I instantly yelled "OH HELL YEAH!!!" as I kept playing. That alone gave me a huge adrenaline rush for the rest of song (I was in the red on the Rock Meter at the time, and it shot to GREEN).

I hid a tank in the shadows of Blood Glutch.

lol howd you manage to do that mr.uglypants lol

Gordon Freeman: Head Hunter

I replayed the first Half Life recently, and boy was it fun. I had found the .357 magnum (which was a .50 Desert Eagle for me) and entered the On A Rail chapter. Instead of taking the train, I took the scenic foot route. I saw two grunts and fired twice; two head shots. Leaping down a flight of stairs, I twisted around and popped another grunt in the head. A commander runs in pointing out my location, Bam, no head. There was a platoon of four grunts fighting some Alien Slaves and I got each one in the head. Every magnum shot hit its mark and all the while I didn't get shot once. Unfortunately, as soon as I left that chapter, a sniper returned the favor while I was trying to launch a massive missile. On A Rail was easily my favorite chapter after that.

Sig-552

Yesterday, I had a small four person LAN party with my brother and some buddies. I hadn't done very well the last match so I decided to go AWOL. We had just started De_Dust2. After shooting my partner in the face I ran out of the CT starting area and decorated the walls with the USP. The two enemy terrorists started shooting at me, so I ran up to knife them. I Lost. One of the terrorists used his newly gained funds to buy a Sig-552. That was a horrible mistake.

The next round, my partner and I owned the Sigger. I took his gun and showed the other terrorist how it worked. That's when the fun started.

On round three, I followed my partner into the tunnel on the lefthand side. Spraying like a madman, I headshotted both terrorists while not hitting my partner. That Sig must have been magical, because I proceeded to own them each and every round. They would set up the bomb and then I'd leap over a barrier and get two headshots. They'd try to kill each other and I'd win. In the end, the scorecard was this:

Terrorists
General Pants - 3
Eric - (-2)

Counter Terrorists
Sergeant Kelly - 39
Gabe - 8

007: Nightfire - Phoenix Samurai

The Random Weapons multiplayer option in Nightfire can lead to fun and interesting matches. Playing with the same group as in CS:S, we got tripmines as the primary weapon, pistols as the secondary, C4 as the special and the Gauss Gun-like, Phoenix Samurai, as the super weapon.

Of course, after about a minute of gameplay the whole level was criss-crossed with red beams of tripmine light and people were blowing up left and right. I was trapped in a monorail station when my friend decided to be funny and set up some C4. Not wanting to let him get the kill, I ran like hell out of there and leapt off the nearest cliff. As I plummeted, however, he pulled off a perfect headshot with an overcharged Samurai.

The Samurai shot along with the C4 detonated all the tripmines on the map, effectively blowing himself and everybody else to Hell.

That is awesome. I hate the damn Samurai...

By backing up and hiding behind a mountain.

Twas much fun for i kept telling my teammate to not come near me for he would let the enemy know where i was . Then again, the enemy was right besides me.

Nice, Kelly! Nightfire has some pretty crazy multiplayer. Love getting C4 kills on people using the gondolas on that level.

I've had some pretty nasty ones in DXMP at lans long past. Several kills on people by setting off their own GEP rockets eith aggresive defense. Running around cloaked with a flamethrower. . .

Placing a LAM on a totally dark wall so it's flashing lights are easy to see, so people will come up and try to disarm it, never seeing the gas grenades I've planted in the shadows nearby where they can't be seen.

Oblivion Massacre

I got bored one day and decided to take my hideous imperial on a crime spree.

First I went to New Sheoth, the major city added by the expansion Shivering Isles. I assaulted a Golden Saint, injured her severely, and with the power of the Deadly Reflex Mod, decapitated her. Two other Golden Saints came in, and both were decapitated too. Once I got bored of the palace, I went to Bliss, and killed every citizen there. All golden saints were decapitated, including some dark seducers. Then I took on a chameleon spell and began using my bow.

With 100% Chameleon, I went into the Sacellum (it's a church place) and killed all those inside. For the priests I jumped directly over them and fired into their head. Then I head out to Crucible, the more Demented part of the city.

I killed all of the citizens and then the Dark Seducers finally came, but can't see me. I fired an arrow into one of their legs and they ran into a store to hide. I slaughtered that one with my Golden Longsword. Then I went to all the minor villages and killed all citizens. I brought my crime spree to Cyrodiil... Haven't even started yet.

During my spree the dead had very awesome poses, not in funny, but as in realistic. Their heads did not bouncee of the table and the body didn't get forced to lay flat. They actually huddled against a wall if they died cornered, and one Golden Saint's headless body tumbled down the stairs because upon death she was already off balance.

I'm gonna post this stuff on my Oblivion screenies thread. And OC, that was pretty nasty. Did all your other friends ask, "What the hell was that?"

Huh? Wha? Are you talking about a fret board of skittles? Dude.... >_>

Here's a pic of that crap I was 4X'ing, courtesy of some random Youtube 5-star vid run of that song.

Breaking the Stalemate
In a tied match, A couple friends and I had managed to steal each others' flags at the same time on VCTF-TwinPeaks, and had been waiting several minutes for the bots to steal back our own flag, to no avail. I, being the impatient guy I am, decided to end it myself, whether it worked or not was another thing. I translocated (to pass the flag to a teammate) and hopped a Raptor over to the enemy base, where I suddenly had about 7 bots shooting at me at once. In trying to descend and bail out, I happened to mash my friend, the flagcarrier, under my Raptor and land on the flag, scoring an instant cap and winning the game. Laughing at my buddy was the best part though. He's the kind of person who LOATHES people winning by any bit of luck.

Guardians ARE Useful After All
This was in a match of Starcraft against another friend, on a Fastest (ugh) map because we were both fairly new to the game and were learning the ropes. He picked Protoss and walled in his base with several layers of photon cannons, then set to work on his actual army. By this point, I (Zerg) already had a good-sized swarm established and threw it at him, only to be decimated by his wall. Several minutes after going back to rebuild my army, I noticed that 2 or 3 Zerg Guardians (which just barely outrange the cannons) had survived from my swarm, and were methodically removing his wall of cannons from his base.
This was when we were both fairly new to Starcraft and when I had no idea what Guardians were good for, but now I realize how lucky I was to have those couple guys in there. And now he knows to actually BUILD SOME DAMN UNITS!!

*Bump*

Blinding Headshot

On VCTF-sandstorm (UT3) I took sniper position on overtime, a couple guys came and i took their heads off, then the sandstorm came and i'm like "crap" then a guy came and took my red flag, and i'm like "CRAP!" so i use my scope and of course i can't see far ahead of me so i play blindfire, and odd enough i got a headshot and he dropped the flag and he's like "crap" so i went out there, picked up our flag, then the sandstorm went away.

I'm not god, you are inaccurate.

On the same map i went to go take their blue flag, and as expected i picked up their flag, and the blue guys are like "GET HIM!" so I hightail it on my hoverboard and their shooting with rockets and i sucessfully dodged them all and we won the match 1-0 and their like "cheater!" but the red guys said "no, he's ok"

This is all online.

sorry 'bout the bump

High latency headshot

Once, when attempting to play on Kaboodle's server on this decrepit connection, when png was unusually high, even for me, I sprayed my beloved SAR-12 in some direction and I heard the announcer yell "HEAD SHOT!"

It turns out, I landed a head shot on Kaboodles. When he was invisible. Boo yah.

I was like right in front of you!

I don't care, I had really high ping!

Plus I couldn't see you anyways.

MLB 07 The Show Hit-Streak

I was playing the career mode "Road to The Show," and got transfered to the AAA Leauge team Memphis Redhawks, after a Spring Training session with the St. Louis Cardinals. I had a mediocre peformance in the leauge until I started guessing almost every single pitch correctly against the Redbirds. I got an average of .550 (Hit the ball half of the time), and I landed a hit for 16 consecutive games, including a game in which I hit 2 Home Runs and 5 RBIs. Still can't believe I did that...

Wayne Rooney Saves The Day

I was playing FIFA 08, Manchester United vs. Liverpool. The game was pretty much a stalemate, and in Extra Time (decided by me), I scored one and Liverpool scored one. Finally, in the very last minute of the game, I decided to go for the heck of it. Giggs carried the ball, passed it to Rooney, I hoped for the best, then all of a sudden.... GOAL! A last minute goal gave me the victory: Manchester United 6, Liverpool 5.

I think I managed to cleave through two guys with one Katana swing on my server today. That was cool.

Ooh! I've got one

I was playing against some bots in CTF-Moondragon. I'd just snuck into their base and taken the flag, but I'd been shot up pretty bad by 4 bots who were now chasing me, and I'd run out of stamina so I wasn't likely to make it away without getting shot. In desperation I pulled out a pineapple, pulled the pin and dropped it at my feet as I rounded a corner.

A couple of seconds later there was a huge boom and the words "ULTRA KILL" flashed up on my screen, followed by the wet sounds of chunks of meat falling to the floor

I've had multiple insane games on Kaboodle's server, just ask the unfortunate players.

The satisfying sound of dual D49s firing a combined load of 4 shells is music to my ears. I can't count the times I've won Conflict matches by decimating the enemy team with a super powered multi-barreled head shot.

Crysis Chicken

When i was on awakening, i saw a KPA nanosuit, so i started shooting him, but to no avail he didn't die, so i used strength, and picked up the chicken and threw it at him, he dropped, and as he came back up, well, let's just say, the chickens have a good litterbox

Ye Shall not suffer

on a campaign game online, i was bishop (woot!) and it was on Deimos (UT3) and i took the sniper rifle, and started owning the necris, until a rocket blew me off the sniper spot, and I was falling to my death, but before it could count as a kill, he fell off, and I took his head off with a clean bullet, then I died.

"Thanks Xan"

I was playing a godlike botmatch on Bridge of Fate, the map with 2 halls lined with pillars, a gorge and three bridges linking the two rooms. My opponents were the Corrupt so I was sure to end up with a stalemate. Every time I grabbed the flag, Xan and his buddies would be waiting for me at every chokepoint while my teammates would be picking their noses somewhere else.

On my 12th attempt I hit the speed combo and headed for the far righthand bridge, sure enough Xan is coming down the bridge with a shock rifle and I knew I was dead. He fired a shock orb, ready to combo me. Just then a super shield spawned to my left and I dodged to grab it. However my SPEED was still active and I dodged further than I intended; all the way over to the wall. I wall-dodged back only to end up directly above Xan's shock ball.

Of course Xan does not miss so he combo'd my ass. Yet because I grabbed that shield I survived and flew waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up to the roof of the map. Now I was truly dead as I flew away from the bridge and I was plummeting down to the bottom of the gorge. Once again Xan proves his awesome aim and hits me with a shock beam. The deadly force pushes me towards the other side of the gorge and I land safely next to the entrance to my base. I ran my way to victory with an entire gorge between me and my foes. I typed a message thanking Xan for the rescue although nobody was there to read it.

Flukes warrant a permanent ban

The accuracy system for Counter strike: Condition Zero can be unpredictable at times. As shown when I was rushing on a team deathmatch map called fy_iceworld. The small, simple map allows you to reach the enemy team in 2 seconds. I charged towards the counter terrorists armed with only a stolen Steyr Aug hoping to flank them as they dealt with terrorists on the other side of the map.

To my dismay as I turned the corner there were 3 CT's waiting for me and I was caught out in the open. Expecting to die I just spent my entire clip firing in their general direction before one of them surely would gun me down.

Out of the 30 bullets flinging everywhere, 3 actualy hit something. My first bullet headshotted one camper, one of the middle bullets headshotted the second and the last bullet in my clip headshotted the third camper.

They were firing at me too but not a single bullet hit me!

Moments later I was banned for "hacking"

that must suck yokelassence

Sleep... for eternity

During an online match on WAR-Torlan_Necris and the score was 2-1 (we won an overtime match) and 4 guys were heading for the support node, so i headed for a turret, then the next thing i know, there dead (not really, UT3 has the Feign death from UT1) so i'm thinking "noobs" so i started shooting them, and they got up and ran like wee little girls with their tails between their legs, so i decided to feign death, and their like "we killed him?" so they started taking the support node but i got up, and took their tails into rocket town.

The most awesome kill, EVER

On VCTF-Necropolis, score- 4-4 and i was like, "take the flag" and here comes a blue guy on a hoverboard, so i got my Hoverboard, and he ran me over, but he jumped and his face was in my hind, so we both fell, he got up got back on his HB, and went toward my flag, so i blew him up with a RL, but when hit him, he went up like a rocket, and he fell on me, so i sniped his head off, and next guy, stood there and ran like a wee kiddie.