granted, you get 9000 hungry krall who's ready to eat you.

I wish for 999 dollars.

Granted,but the number also summons satan in a upside-down-yoga position,he devours your face and sets your house on fire.

[size=9px]Psst, you are supposed to wish for something[/size]

I'll wish.

I Wish for Bjossi's power.

Shazbot!

My wish didn't make it because I didn't copy paste the thing with the grant after I went back to look at something else.

Granted, but it's the powers Bjossi had before he became a moderator.

I wish for a copy of UT3.

Granted, but it's demo version.

I wish for the Fareye Sniper rifle

Edit- Already one day and we're on two pages, woot!

granted, but it came without a scope.

i wish to eat icecream fast while driving.

Granted. But you eat your ice cream slowly and drive fast. Then you and your ice cream splatter all over the windshield when you crash. Don't eat and drive.

I wish the road.

granted, but this roads goes to area 51 where the guards kill you and make you alien food.
[size=9px]btw, what you mean with "the road"?[/size]
I wish that I had a better computer.

Lucario views you as an enemy and quickly kills you.

I wish to be on TV.

The TV views you as an enemy and quickly kills you.

I wish that 2 + 2 equals 4 and doesn't equal 4. (Or 3 for that matter.)

granted, but you caused a time continum problem and your whole life is wiped from existance as soon as you make the wish

I wish for small harmless metal block with the corners rounded off, which i can look at if i want to
[corrupt this hehe ]

Granted, but the small metal block is made out of a highly radioactive material. thus sufferd from a fatal radiation overdose.
edit-changed to something better (maybe)

i wish for a better internet connection

Granted, but it costs $10,000 a month

I wish for a bigger hard-drive in my laptop

Granted, but it wont fit in your laptop.

i wish for a tasty fish.

Granted, but its ar pirhana, and its still alive. *devours Drake*

I wish for a nuclear weapon

Right!The weapon spews forth nuclear radiation in every direction at all times,and your radiation suit is torn.

I wish googleplex.

Granted, the corrupt politicians get paid by the mafia to slowly torture you in the pits of hell.

I wish I had a frog with three eyes, two noses, 3 butts and 1342.4 fake sharp teeth that bend on impact causing the frog to turn into a mouse that eats the person trying to corrupt it.

Granted, but it explodes violently when you touch it.
I wish that aliens invade Earth.

Granted, but turns out that oxygen is highly toxic to them, so they all die

I wish for some cool UT3 weapon mods

Granted, but the zip files you download them in are corrupted.

I wish that all the cats in my road would be transported to Belgium

Granted, but they are transported to Brazil.

I wish for an expansion pack for Quake 4.

Granted, The Metal has super strong acid poured on it, but it splashes and some gets on your car.

I wish for politicians to be put in padded cells.

but the police think you're a politician and lock you with them in the padded cells.

I wish to kill anyone here with a XMV minigun dual wielded with a M50.

Missed the Uncorruptable bit. Probably would have done it anyways

Granted. You fill yourself with lead. Then I take your minigun.

I wish I had a gigantic tank that runs off it's own plasma generator, will not be destroyed and I won't die in some way as a result of it.

Now, that's not uncorruptable. For example: Not street legal.

Granted, but the plasma generator explodes once you get inside it.

I Wish for a M16A1

Granted, but its a plastic toy version.

I wish that it will snow this winter

Granted, but it's not snow, it's radioactive ashes.

I Wish for RS to go worldwide!

Granted, but Then RS is bought by EA

I wish another RS mod