Taunts >:)

Treadhead · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 8:55 pm

EAT MA FOOT! *Kicks him in the face*

SHAD0Wdump · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:13 pm

Back off foo or I'll turn you into a grenade sandwich.

headhunter · **Posted:** Wed Jul 23, 2008 9:17 pm

I will go apeshit on your ass!!

Sgt. Kelly · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 12:21 am

"You're forgetting one very basic thing.

You don't have what it takes to shoot me."

"I've got balls of steel."

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:06 am

Death is a quick escape for the weak.

SX · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:07 am

Here is your Downfall. now flee in terror.

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:23 am

guns? who needs guns? i got skillz!

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 2:05 pm

why do you put me through the pain of wasting a bullet on you? can't you die on your own or is that too hard?

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:09 pm

here, eat this tasty uranium cake.

oh sorry, i forgot that not everyone else has lead lined guts. Enjoy your cancer...

Alexand3rS · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 4:38 pm

If I had a dollar for every brain in my head, I'd get a NICKEL! Oh wait....

Treadhead · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 5:29 pm

That taunt SUCKED!

SX · **Posted:** Thu Jul 24, 2008 6:31 pm

Welcome to the end of your days.

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 3:07 am

Implosion is gonna be the least of your worrys today my friend...

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:59 am

Did the sign on my garden say 'Please walk on the grass'? I'm sorry, it should have said 'WARNING MINES!' Well, you won't care anymore if I don't change it.

Mr.Nick · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:14 am

I don't think you realized that your mines only friendly fire, and you were mowing your lawn.

headhunter · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:16 am

You're due in hell for dinner *aims D49*

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:12 am

enjoy your last few feeble seconds while a sharpen my blade...

headhunter · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:30 am

I'll force someone to remove your testicles and your eyeballs. Then put your eyeballs in you scrotum and your testicles in your eye sockets. Same thing with the eggroll and tongue.

(hopefully not too offensive)

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:40 am

I heard the idiot virus was going round, but I didn't realise how bad it was until I met you.

Treadhead · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:11 pm

*Burst of Shoota fire* Oi, I'z got an 'eadshot!

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:34 pm

Have you seen your death certificate? No? Well I have, and I'm afraid its bad news for you. Why you ask? Its dated in 2 minutes. Cause of death: Me

SX · **Posted:** Fri Jul 25, 2008 8:51 pm

Victim: Eat Uranium

COD: Blown to bits due to Point Blank D49 shot

Suspect: SX

Wanted: 4.7 trillion dollars.

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 1:47 am

*aims melta gun at treadheads head* Puddle of slag, here we come.

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 6:27 am

I'm sorry, but you couldn't hit barn door with a shotgun from half an inch.

headhunter · **Posted:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:06 am

I'll sever your head off and drink the fluids that is oozing out of your spinal cord.

Treadhead · **Posted:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 12:55 pm

What the hell is going on down there?!?!?!

Engage Exterminatus cannon?

Yes. Or drop a virus bomb..... Let's go with that.

SX · **Posted:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 3:34 pm

Here, Hold my Gun will ya? "Stabs Treadhead in the adam apple"

headhunter · **Posted:** Sat Jul 26, 2008 4:02 pm

SX wrote:

"Stabs Treadhead in the adam apple"

Just rip it out

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Tue Jul 29, 2008 2:34 am

[Why is everyone picking on Treadhead lol]

BOOM, knee shot. BOOM. knee shot. SLICE. neck cut.

headhunter · **Posted:** Tue Jul 29, 2008 9:17 am

I'll rip your liver out and eat it

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