Granted,it is attached to the side of your head,unfortunately it isn't doing a very good job.

I wish that people can be calmed down simply by pointing a fan at them.

granted, the fan wasnt turned on, then you turn it on and people go apeshit

I wish that I bought a better cooling system for my processor

Granted, but it freezes your PC, and it shatters into a million pieces.

I wish for Mountain Dew Voltage to win the DEWmocrarcy contest.

Granted, but they all die of cancer shortly afterwards

I wish for the perfect space MMORPG with the background story I made up.

Granted, but it becomes the overplayed Space MMORPG equivalent of WoW.

I wish for some rain...

Granted, it's acid rain and it starts to eat your skin alive.

I wish for a Flamethrower.

Granted, but before you can use it, you get hit from behind and shoot into the sky to explode.

I wish I had more money for college.

Granted, it is forgery and you get arrested and sentenced to one year in prison

I wish for batman's batsuit

Granted. Its a little too tight in the groin... it chafes horribly too.

I wish for corruption.

Granted, but the Anti corruption force comes in, and stops you and the corruption.

I wish for the Next Breaking Benjamin album.

You broke the rules! There was no corruption there, only a denied wish!

Anyways, granted. But you break the CD when trying to get it out of the case. (I hate it when that happens.)

I wish for 10 useless things that don't really do much.

Granted,here are 10 replicas of my toes.(replicas also carry authentic smell)

Also here is how I would have responded to your corruption wish.

Granted,you get a file corruption and are forced to install VISTA!!!{dun dun duuun}

I wish for you to just UNDERSTAND!

TIMEWARP:@Headhunter-back off shrimp I had it!

Granted, the 10 useless things costed you $10,000 bucks

I wish for a real handgrenade with the pin and clip still in it

Granted, but the fuse is faulty and it explodes when you pull the pin.

I wish for a girlfriend.

Oy someone restore order to the universe and grant my wish please.

[size-25]I DEMAND IT![/size]

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Back on topic: Granted, she is only 10 years old

I wish my house was bigger

Granted, your house becomes big.


I wish someone edited my post to s[u]how[/u] more corruption.


MUAHAHAHAHA! CORRUPTED!

Granted. But your whole post got corrupted in the process.

I wish my wish would be corrupted in a paradoxical way.

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Granted, your post has been corrupted. Granted, your post has not beencorrupted.

Granted, but the corruption corrupted your computer,job,your car,your home,your loved ones and every other aspect of your life. thus you cant take it anymore and so you commited suicide.

I wish invader zim would get a comeback.

Granted, but after 1 episode, it's canceled

I wish for nightmares

Granted, the nightmares makes you schizophrenic freak and you also commit suicide

I wish for something nice

Granted, you get some nice biscuits, however they cost a fortune and you have to declare yourself bankrupt

I wish i could connect more speakers to my computer somehow

Granted, but a power surge blows out your speakers and also the sound chip/card.

no wish.

Granted, but your post got edited in the process.

I wish the next poster types his post without using any letters at all.

批出

我希望我的願望是ä¸Â

I wish the next poster only used numbers.

Granted, but my keyboard is bugged and I can't type numbers.

I wish the next poster use only letters.

一，二，三，四，äºâ€

No wish, so you die of spontaneous combustion.

I wish for a JL21 MRL