Granted, except it is on the N-Gage.

Sidebar: Sorry.

I wish for Breaking Benjamin (Again)

Granted, Benjamin is breaking

I wish for something that is hard to corrupt

Granted. You get a rock. A corrupted rock.

I wish for whatever the guy wished for two posts down from me.

Granted, unfortunately, he wished for death.

I wish for a rock

I think you are mistaken.

Granted. Its a pet rock. And it made a mess on your carpet.

I wish for life.

Granted. but it was the 5 min trial version.

i wish the governer of california wasnt a necron.
[size=7px] He'l beh back. [/size]

granted, but he becomes an orc

I wish someone would take away my time machine i wished for!

granted, but you are left behind in 1 AD to fight the romans.

I wish I was governor of the moon.

Granted, but it's the moon that Scottish warriors used alot

I wish i never bought Unreal 2

granted, instead you buy two copies of unreal 1 by mistake.

thats cool with me

you need a wish

I wish for another wish

granted, but all your future wishes are to be ignored.

I wish for world peace.

Granted, but the aliens on the far side of the moon who are observing us grow bored and invade!!!

I wish for a time machine to travel back a few hours!

granted but it travels back a few hours in a parralel universe just when your parralel house gets invaded by cybermen

I wish that i could map faster.

Granted, but you rush and your maps become ruined.

I wish that i could have a new sketch pad.

Granted, your sketch pad is poor quality

I wish that I was a kung fu expert

Granted, but you try to use your kung fu to protect yourself during a mugging. Unfortunatly, the chav doing said mugging was packing an uzi and a knife.

I wish that electric fences could be given the power to only belt poeple and things you dont like.

but you train with an arch enemy who disgiused himself as your freind and kills you while you practice.

I wish i could map faster without ruinging my maps.

Granted. But I give you a virus that auto-deletes them.

I wish for more hamburger.

Granted. You get more hamburger... OF DOOM!!!


I wish for more Doom.

Granted, but the doom generator overloaded, so no more doom wishes. (at least for now anyways...)

I wish for a prize for starting this thread.

Granted it is death

I wish this thread will never end

Granted, but a hacker deletes this thread.
I wish that Stellar stone make a RPG or FPS.

Granted, but the game will end up being buggy as hell and never receive a single patch.

I wish for a new keyboard.

Granted, but it only has 5 keys, W,A,S,D, and B

I wish for Soul Calibur 4.

Basdw, bad ad as wab sawa.

A wasb daw awaba sabab.

Is that another language??

I dont what you wished for, so I'll say you're corrupted

I wish I can predict the future

Granted, but there is nothing in the future, just molten slag and rock.

I wish for Bjossi's keyboard to return to normal.

Granted, but bjossi still refuses to use any keys other than w,a,s,d,b.

I wish for an RPG-7

Granted. And I shoot you with it.


I wish for more hamburger of non-doom.