Yes, Circuses are evil...

I went to one today in Havre, MT. The circus was hot and had no back support so in 45 minutes, my back was killing me.

Also the Coke was garbage and almost everyone spoke spanish, OI!

Although one act was interesting, it was a motorcycle holding a trapeze girl and she almost fell, but granted they made it.

But everything else, BLOWS.

Hmm... you obviously don't know how to have fun...

Try bringing some loud speakers and an MP3 player or something and have Stars and Stripes Forever playing while keeping the audio gear hidden away somewhere within earshot of the big top.. I guarantee its gonna at least cause some minor confusion or chaos, at the most an utter riot and you getting hurt badly when people figure out the hoax.

Also, try putting peacock feathers in ominous locations as well, and try putting a few in random circus folks' pockets and tents when they aren't looking.

You could have a lot of fun in a circus...

Don't let one shitty circus damage your image of them as a whole. I bet there are much better ones out there.

Then again I haven't been to a circus before, maybe they are all shitty for what I know.

or plant a C4 in a clown.
I never went to a Circus. so I cant say if it is fun or not.

The clown is a great concept, especially for 18+ horror games.

Well, I used to think our local South African circuses were quite good....then the Moscow Circus paid a visit to South Africa and I got to go and see a performance...sadly our local circuses are actualy crap....but then again they don't have the history and expierence of the Moscow Circus...those guys are quite simply BRILLIANT.

Well, it was a smaller circus, so they were crappy.

somewhere there is a Bailey Brothers circus, maybe it might be better.

D00d, I thought you got raped by a clown or some shit.

I certainly wouldn't be surprised, it takes mental instability to become a clown in the first place.

at first i thought this happend:

SX: im not having any fun here, i wish i had some fun.
Clown: i know what you mean, you want some fun, im gonna give it to you.
(clown starts to dance around slowly takeing off his costume)
SX: AARRGGHHH!!! CLOWN!!! NOOOOOOOOOO!!!

By that time i'd punch him in the face...

Unless he tied you to a chair, which he likely would do

Man, you guys are weird.

Whatever happened to scaring the superstitious circus folk by planting sure signs of bad luck and disaster like in the good old days?

times shure have changed huh?
now its about a bunch of rape clowns thesedays.

Yeah, sure... I think you guys are actually just fantasizing...

your nasty.

also, i have mild colorophobia ( fear of clowns ) so i try to avoid circus clowns.

...clowns...*shudders*

Hey, its not me who's fantasizing.

And an irrational fear of clowns? What sparked that fear, if I may ask?

Personally, the most they are to me is mildly annoying. Plus I think it'd be really funny to punch one in the big red nose.

...Said one cannibal to another...
Does this clown taste funny to you?

I dont really see how clowns are scary. They just look like a bunch of idiots

Is colorophobia even real? Because looked up the dictionary and found no such thing....

Theres a fear of peanut butter sticking to the top of your mouth... Believe me, a phobia of clowns is real.

I have it...
Personally it seems to be a combination of impending embarrassment and/or being disgusted by their apparent stupidity.(Their acting not their actual knowledge)

Actually I never even beened to a circus or met a clown before so my opinions might differ from others

What do they really do besides being retarded?

Make loud obnoxious noises.
'HONK' 'HONK'

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Wayne_Gacy

Oh. my. god...

"Pulls out D49 and a cache of weapons"

carneys are worse


dead rising?

IT.

Does it have scary clowns?