Granted, but now he thinks it's funny stabbing friends, so he stabbs you.
I wish i could use UED in real life .

Granted. however, Captain Xavious makes you a X-Minion, and you become a mindless slave. after this, X begins to cut you tissues to worship the corrupted gods, and then he sells your stomach to a Maniac. after this, X makes some terrible experiments on your body, and finally manages to replace your brain with a Dog brain. then, you're his Pet dog. and now you will not Survive Captain Xavious rage after you ate his Cake. now he picks up his chainsaw and shout a terrible warcry and begins to cut your legs, and you bleed out... and then he stabs your eyes, and then begins to cut you in the middle.... however, you don't die, but suffers from Pain as you bleed.... and then he begins to eat your muscles in a barbecue.

I wish I could eat the next poster Brain.
NOOOO too late!!!
ok, let's corrupt more

Granted, but when you're going to save your new map,a bug occurs and then the entire universe is destructed by this bug. so now it's time to begin a new universe... and this new, corrupted Universe uses violence to spread happiness, and more than 100000000000 lives are killed by your alternate reality you created. so you created a nightmare to those lives, you're a Bad man.... you become a villain because you Wanted to Play with the entire universe... created by the powerful gods... and now you aren't accepted in Heaven... and you go to Hell... and then is tortured in a ocean of flames...
BTW, don't worry, I want to do some Disasters here....

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Granted, but ur smily turns into this : .
lol i know what u mean but just to keep that going on lol
I wish a lawn mower robot. lol i know the answer

Granted, but the lawn mower robot somehow acquires self-awareness and goes on strike, demanding pay and regular breaks.

I wish for an end to sillyness.

Granted, but then we will have no game to play BW.

I wish I could control time.

Granted, but you can only make it move forward. One second at a time.

I wish for 25 hour days.

Nice answer .
Granted, but the clocks on earth aren't made for 25 hour days and you never know how late it really is.
I wish i could make a wireless cable XD.

Ooh... you're good.

Granted, but you can't find anything to plug it into.

I wish I had a faster internet connection.

Granted, but it's goes so fast, that you slow everyone else's internet, forming a mob outside your door. Now includes Pitchforks, torches, and burning pitchforks.

I wish for a Recoilless .44 magnum revolver.

Granted, you get the fastest internet on earth but you have an 1kb download limit.
I wish i had a car that runs on water.
EDIT: oh was too slow...

granted..but its aredey happened and the car needs constant refilling witch will cost as much as the gas prices now and the price for the car cost 200 grand.

i wish my x girlfriend would stop friken calling and texting D:

Granted, but now she will stalk you

I wish for everyone on here to go to my weapon ideas, read the one about the XXT 94 Rivetgun, and tell me what y'all think

Sideline- I read it... I liked it...

Granted- but you lose interest quickly and move to your next idea.

I wish for... heck I don't what wish for.

Granted, but your wish sounds like the Emptiness of the vacuum. so you get sucked in another universe, while being decomposed slowly by a Chemical reaction. since humans can't live in this alternate universe, Aliens hunt you and you have always to flee the places you go... unfortunately, when you found a wormhole to our universe, Aliens ambush you and Assassinate you.
I wish I could make animations in Blender.

granted, but they come alive when you are asleep and take over your computer, resulting in world domination by your animations....

I wish this thread makes 1000 posts !

Granted, but that's as far as it will get.

I wish for lots of candy.

Granted, but the easter bunny comes by and knocks out your teeth, hired by the evil Dr. Dentistor, the demented dentist, because your teeth weren't going bad fast enough, putting him out of a job.

I wish for 2 dollars.

Granted, but they are radioactive so you cant touch them.
I wish i had a fusion powerplant.

Granted it melts you house or give you radiation poisoning

I wish for some zombies to gun down

Granted, but you run out of ammo and get eaten.

I wish for a cake.

Granted, but the cake is 100 years old.
I wish for a keyless keyboard.

Granted, but you soon found that it was on battery and that the battery died out and it was the last battery in the world.
I wish for a buggati

Granted, but it's 7 inches tall.

I wish for a Tommy Gun.

Granted, but its just a cheap chineese replica.
I wish the next poster is a moderator .

Granted. however, who replies to you is Glosmostinex. he then searches your IP, then steal your bank account and use this money to call a alien strike in earth. and then he kills you and sacrifice your body to the Powerful Elder Old Norse gods.

I wish to people make larger responses.

Granted, but mine was going to be so long it is cut short

I wish 2pac back alive

granted, then he dies yet again

i wish the cake wasnt a lie

Granted, but the cake is still gone either way you look at it.

I wish for the Portal Gun.

Granted, however the sentence is not taken correct, the Genie asks the Gun for the Portal, according to the Genie the Gun grants you the Portal, have fun with the Portal entrance to the 9th Dimension where nothing exists

I wish rap wasnt as ♥♥♥♥♥ up nowadays