Granted. but your baggage gets lost in the airport.

i wish for [size=18px] ಠ_ಠ [/size]

Granted, but due to a connection problem it turns into (@_@) and makes you go >-(x.x)->


I wish for a nice Barret sniper rifle

granted. but upon fireing, the bullet ricochiet off the wall and into your skull.

i wish i can get captain xavious, headhunter and SX would fly a 747 into a brick wall for a science expriement.
(i saw aqua teen hunger force colin movie film so thats how i got the idea)

Granted, but they miss the brick wall every try.
I wish I wouldn't get shot with a D49 (again)

Granted. but you get shot by a wilson 41-DB revolver

i for movie tickets for the dont shoot the wockets movie.
Just look at this trailer!

Granted, but they're counterfeit.

I wish for lots of money.

granted, but it's in Zimbabwe dollars

i wish my GPU coller hadn't f*cked up (again)

granted, instead of your CPU, your graphic card gets problems and melts the interior of your computer.

I wish for a tasty, un-corruptable cookie.

granted, but you aren't able to digest it properly.
Time for a massive painful shit

I wish for world domination

Granted. as you where the grand ruler of the world, you go to the LuminousShadow momorial mall.
as you tour around the mall, you slip down an escalator going up for 8 whole hours.

i wish a copy of down of war soulstorm (with patch)

granted, but you hate it..

I wish for a copy of the Dawn of War complete collection..

Granted, but you are clumsy so you trip over a cat and drop your Dawn of War collection from the 15th floor.
(Sorry for making you all clumsy and sorry for me mentioning cats all the time but it is just too funny for me.)
I wish I could shoot someone with a D49

Granted, but you miss and I hit you for taking my D49, then I shoot you with My D49.

I wish no one would steal My D49.

Granted,but a mob of gun fanatics soon makes off of it while you sleep.

I wish for a egg roll mesh instead of the m900(think thats the code,could be m600) mesh.

Granted, now your enemies get pelted by exceptionally weak egg particles..

I wish i could play Rise Against's "Tip the Scales" song easily

Granted, but it becomes so easy, you get bored of it.

I wish to become Immortal.

Granted, you live forever at age 99. Lots of going to the can and sleeping..

I wish for another guitar..

Granted, it's a very very very very very very old pre-historical stick with 3 ropes attached to it

I wish for Runestorm to make a new bonuspack for ut2k4

Granted, but it takes Way too long to make.

I wish to live in Glanum, Rome

Oh By the way, here's the info.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glanum

Granted you get robbed by Romans there
I wish my wishes would come true

Granted, by by the time you cast your 500th wish, I stop making them coming true.

I wish to live in Rome and not get robbed.

Granted, you live in Rome and you don't get robbed.... you get shot by a D49

I wish I wouldn't be bored to death right now.

Granted you are still bored, just not to death

I wish that i was richer than bill gates

Granted, but you only get half the money




Hey thats on the simpsons!!!




I wish for a corrupt wish-proof suit

O.o

I'm surprised someone got that one.

I was about to throw in the boards with nails in them but I though that would be too obvious.

lol

Granted but it isn't corrupted.

YAY Paradox.

I wish for everyone who isn't smart, logical and friendly to other lifeforms to be send into the sun.

good one but what i meant was a suit that stopped corrupt wishes

Granted. It is 6 sizes too small.

I wish for equal rights and freedoms for all.

Granted, but with it, the latest form of extreme fundamentalistic communism is anounced, and we are all exact copies from the outside and inside

I wish for a whole refridgerator filled with all the Ben & Jerry's (Filled) ice cream buckets who don't leak and are still good to eat.