Granted, but now it's even worse, causing your PC to go *poof* KA BOOM!!


I wish for me to have the power to spawn objects, as seen in garrysmod, with the ability to move them, just like a physics gun. I wish for me to have a toolgun which I cannot loose.

Granted, the gun sucks in your pants..

I wish for more cool screenshots..

Granted, but you get screenshots of you dying.


I wish for Nuclear Bomb

Granted,the military delivers you a armed nuclear bomb.
However you must disarm it,that's right YOU.hope you've had bomb squad training!

I wish for thermonuclear underwear.

Granted, but getting an atomic wedgie, and you nuked the entire world.

I wished for my $55 dollars back from buying a crappy game.

Granted you get your 50 dollars back and you buy another crappy game

I wish school would give no homework

granted, now school never ends and your sat in class 24/7.

I wish for a boatload of sexy girls and we are the only people left alive after a nuclear war and we repopulate the planet!

granted! but then your sexy girl friends get a restraining order on you and are exiled to mars with bulska...

I wish for a brick of gold that weighs exactly 32 grams more than 55 pounds and is 100% pure and does not crush me or exploide for any reason... yeah! and I dont die...

That is a sign of paranoia ya know.

Granted. But the brick of gold is valued by many groups of unpleasant people, they will kidnap you and torture you until you die of old age.

I wish for a copy of STALKER: Clear Sky.

Granted, but you have to wait to September 15th, and try to avoiding being trampled.

I wish Unreal tournament was in real life.

Granted, but your head flies off by a ripper blade just after a mayor respawner malfunction, which prevents you of respawning. So ur dead now. for ever.

I wish for more wishes.

Granted, i made a wish.........You end up in television with girl from scary movie 4 and she scares you to death.

I wish this apocalypse happens another way like aliens attack us instead of big temperatures.

Granted, aliens attack us with high temperatures.

I wish for moneys.

granted, you now have the lowest form of every currency in mississippi...

I wish that the universe would collapse on itself and end all life... But i manage to teleport to another dimension that is not parallel to our own...

Granted, you teleport to the dimension of weebl's creations.
Including this fella:



I wish to be immortal and the most powerful being in the world. That means nothing can stop meh!

Granted, but a wizard make a mistake and instead of strongest person in world you end up being weakest creature in world.


I wish a big house.

You did not grant his wish.

Anyway, you now have a big house, but you get lost in there and never find a way out again.

I wish mp3 sucked less.

Granted, but a new format comes out and all the trendsetters start using that instead.

Ki kwish kevery kword kcould khave ka ksilent kk.

granted, but now all the words involving a "k" are adjusted to only use a silent "k", so now Ku Klux Klan is U Lux Lan

I wish for more weapon designs by Blade Hunter

Granted, theyre really corny

I wish for better maps for ut2004

Granted, but they are few and very far between.

I wish Microsoft released a modern text-based operating system.

Granted, but who said you will get it so you get PCLinuxOS. And the Microsoft's new OS become the most vulnerable OS on world.

LOL you forgot to wish

So did you.

I wish to know which college to take.

Granted, but you must make them without using the original Editor.

I wish for the guy who grants my wish to grant my wish.

Running out of ideas are we?

Wish granted. But since you didn't wish for anything nothing really happened.

I wish XP x64 was more stable.

Granted, but It's still Windows. Instead of having a 5% chance of getting a BSOD every day, you now have only a 4.9% chance.

I wish to be done with work and class so I can see if I can try to port over some blender meshes to Unreal Ed.

Granted, but you get magicly moved to New Zealand, where the next day is just beggining. Time to get up for work...

I wish that I had a computer with the hypothetical 'awsome' operating system. It never crashes or gets viruses; and can flawlessly run any program made for any OS using half that programs minimum specs.

Granted, but it's the size of a house

I wish I had more money (some mainstream currency ) - lack of imagination ftw

Granted. You get 1 million U.S. dollars, which depreciate to almost nothing as eveyrone starts accepting Euros and reject U.S. dollars.

I wish for a moderator to wish for this thread to get locked and grant said wish. I also wish for you to record yourself trying to quote one of Dr. Suess' phrases, "I wish for fish in an ish wish dish" 5 times fast and post the recording on You tube.