Granted,but an admin removes your modship and unlocks the thread

I wish for a XK2 submachinegun

granted, but its made of polystyrene..

i wish to tell everyone of the 3 suprises coming at them

Granted,but everyone knew about it.

I wish these Blood bug didn't exist.

granted...but then i wish they exist then they suck your blood to death anyways.

i wish Drake Fireblade would make it shoop da whoop 40,000 instead of hello kitty 40.000

Granted: but its in shitty MS PAINT! BWA HA HA! [size=7px] im so lazy [/size]

also the hello kitty 40,000 was image i found on the interwebz.

i wish for more hellmarch.

lol drake that just made my day

...granted but you get marched to hell and die from 3rd degree burns.

i wish that i had a pet shood da whoop.

granted. but your pet shood da whoop got lazer'd by my pet shoop da whoop.

i wish for more McGIYGAS!
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WARNING! MAY CAUSE ANEURYSM!

Granted,but you get McPINGAS instead of McGIYGAS

I wish you to see http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfNtQjFwohU

Granted, but I forgot to press the play button.

I wish ISP's didn't exist, and all the internet is stored free on the users computers, or you can pay to use a publicly owened server.

granted, the internet is really slow because everyone is on it at the same time, using a 14kb connection.

i wish for life time supply of vodka. UNTAMPERED vodka.

granted, but the bottles were tampered with so they have holes in them so all the vodka drains away... sorry...

I wish for a revolver that is bigger and badder than the D49 in every way possible!!!

Granted,but the revolver is totally rusty,so you can't fire it.

I wish Xbox 360 went to hell.

granted....

I wish games were made by people who like making games..

granted, they suck at it.

i wish i could defecate gold and jewels.

Granted.. but they ain't pritty, and every one you know never talks to you again..

I wish for eternal salvation...

Granted, you are followed eternally by a marching band from the salvation army.

I wish milk didn't go off and leave me with the delights of UHT cartons.

Granted, milk stays so long that it starts to stink so bad that you die.
I wish my wish would be corrupted funny and unreadable.

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The nothingness soon turns into a black hole thus killing everyone.

I wish people would respond to my threads and turn them into mods

granted, but they never release them..

I wish for someone to screw up my wish..

Granted, but it was a flat headed wish and I only had a phillips wand. It was never to be.

I wish that the D49 was downgraded to fire 22lr.

Granted, but it still can kill you.

I wish for people to stop bombing me about how I like the D49, Seriously, I have other favorites too ya know... Like the R9 ranger.

Granted, from now on people will start bombing you about how you like the R9 Ranger Rifle

I wish Drake Fireblade would have his Toonces avatar back, I miss that good ol' cat behind the stearingwheel

Granted. but you will die in a fire within 7 or 8 days.*




i wish for

*business hours. if we fail to terminate you within the time. please check in our business locations in US,canada,netherlands,germany,Russia,great Britain,Australia,Mexico,ect.
--Assassins4less international

Granted, you get rolled up in a magically adhesive ball of garbage.

I wish for the king of Katamari Damacy to go up to the cosmos and dance on molten mercury.

Granted, but during the king's stretching exercices mercury began to get hard again.

I wish I had my first song recorded by now

Granted, yet, the MP3 data compiles itself to a virus destroying every computer and media device it enters.

I wish I was able to create high end games all by myself.

granted, but they can't run on anything but DOS

I wish that everything is free for me to use.

Granted but all free things suck ass...

I wish for aliens to come and kill all polititions....

Granted, but the day before they land, you come in the parlement as well.

I wish for my wish, of which the context suggests I want free electricity for life, to be granted without any downsides nor side effects that may, directly or indirectly, negatively influence anything related to me through direct or indirect connection.

Ha! Try and corrupt that one!