Granted, you get 3.14159265358979323846… Pathetically Insignificant Echidnas.

I wish for a life time supply of AA and 9V batteries

Granted, but the generator for the lifetime supply of AA and 9V batteries is at antartica.

I wish for random shit never happening to me anymorez.

Granted, you life gets boring now because nothing is happening to you, nor around you anymore, every other city you go, every other video, no matter where you go, you see the same hoe lol.

Lol, u forgotz to wish, dunn worry I'z fixes it.
I wish for some lolspea.

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lobotomised...

I wish that more people (from runestorm) played ikarium.

Raziel

P.S I recommend that no one repeats what they see above and realise that the baby is in no real danger (I hope...)

granted, the RuneStorm developers now play it...

i wish for a nice drink of blood.. with nice floating ticks.. yuuhm!

Granted, but the blood clots in the cup and won't come out.

I wish for one of those fox skin things that go round rich womens necks.

Granted,it's apparently a cat.

I wish my UT2004 FPS was approximately 59.32

Granted, it was until your CPU started to produce billows of smoke and now your frame rate is 0.

I wish for a holy hand grenade and the ability to count to 3.

Granted, but the pin was already pulled when it is given to you.

I wish for heat

Granted. It now burns when you pee.

I want 2.

granted, you get two gay men giving you unprotected sex.

I wish for 3

granted, you get three more wishes which all are to be corrupted.

I wish for god mode.

iddqd

Granted, but gaming atheists hunt you down for existing.

I wish for more Doom.

Granted, you was sucked in Doom 3 game, after blasting few imps you faced cyber demon but the fight wasn't long, he killed you and your soul was torchered for eternity.

I wish some hot chick sat on my knees right now.

Granted...

But oh my god, she's on fire!!
You're on fire too now!!!

Aaahhhhh!!!

I didn't wish about wishing. But really the wish I made is not a wish at all: but a wash.

Granted or whatever, i dunno... (your wish almost made my brain explode) Chuck Norris came in your house and killed you without a reason.

I wish i had a bubblegum.


BTW, ha ha

Granted, but the bubble gum flavor is cyanide and the obvious result occures.

I wish I could do idspispopd (no clipping) in real life.

Granted, but for your imagined need to explain what idspispopd is, you get thrown into S.P.I.S.P.O.P.D. as a pumpkin.

And I won't explain that one.

I wish for enough shotgun shells to kill a Cyberdemon 5 times over, while having the superhuman strength of your typical Doom guy to carry it all.

Granted, but the shells are 10 bore and your gun is a 12 bore.

I wish for somebody else to make my wish.

Granted, you wish to have a cyanide bath, so I give it you.

I wish for lots of pizza.

Granted, but it has cyanide toppings and you die a painful death.

I wish for hammerspace to be real and easily accessible.

Granted. It manifests itself as a bag of holding. And I dropped a portable hole into it.

I'll let you figure out what happens then.

I wish for more obscure references.

Granted, but you have to sling yer hook

I wish you could all stop using cyanide and start using phosgene.

Granted. I just used the last of my cyanide on your local tap water and you die, so I'll be using phosgene from now on.

I wish I could will things into existence.

granted, but instead of phosgene, I use sarin and spray it on you.

I wish for every chemical agent known to man.

Granted, Tyster will into existance every chemical agent known to man, but both he and SX end up in a bath of phosphoric acid.

I wish for 3 less wishes

Granted, now you have three less ribs, since wishes equals ribs.

I wish for a Breaking Benjamin T-Shirt, and no bears please.

Granted, no bears... just an annoyng cat.
Since I screwed up my last wish, I wish for LOLSPEAK

granted. but every time you use LOLSPEAK,satan will eat puppies and kittins.


i wish this wish contains win.