Granted, but you immidiatly suffer a fatal heart attack and kidney failure combined.

I wish for the ownership rights for Royal Dutch Shell and BP so that I can liquidate them and give their profits back to the people.

Granted, but the people see you as the CEO and sue you into oblivion with countless lawsuits.

I wish for all the Jagermeister in the world.

Granted, but a lot of hunters from all around the world stick bullets in every place imaginable.

I wish for a black hole generator.

Granted. It generates a black hole in your colon and the outcome is not pretty.

I wish for a 3THz (Tera-Hertz) processor.

granted, but the terror hurts you, 3 times.

I wish for silence

Granted. you are now deaf. have a nice day.

i wish that this wish contains final boss.

Granted, oblivion gate opened, Lord Dagon came out, picked you up, chewed you like bubblegum and spewed out.

I wish for imperial star destroyer.

granted, but just like in the movie you crash into the death star

I wish for utter misfortune

Granted, you get the same face as your avatar has, have fun being an alien and tell me, is that autopsy table comfortable? Send in a postcard from Roswell .

I wish that this wish contains the word: "random".

Granted. It, um... already does, actually.

I wish for one of those awesome power loader suits from the Aliens Movie.

Granted,you stomp around joyfully in the back yard of your house,unfortunately you realize you've just ruined the lawn... And the flower patch... And you just HAD to try out the lifting capacity on the propane tank.

That's not going to look good on the insurance report.

I with for the most awesome lawnmower on the planet.

Granted, you get a freakin' sweet hovering lawnmower.

Unfortunately, do to the reduced friction, it becomes very hard to control, and you took that turn way too fast, taking out a small group of preschool students on their way home from school. You get in pretty big trouble...

I wish for 5 dollars.

granted, but a monkey shat on it, then he gave you Monkey AIDS.

I wish for a grenade that shot knives.

granted, but one of the knives goes in you eye and you bled to death while trying to ring the hospital with an iron

I wish for a suit like the one master chief has

Granted, they gave you the suit with master chief inside and due to last wish you have an alien face, master chief killed you thinking your one of these covernant bastards.

I wish for loads of bottlecaps so i could buy that Rock-it Launcher plans.


Damn who messed with the brakes.

granted, but it only shoots cigarette cartons.

I wish for a Big Boy (The Nuclear bomb catapult)

granted, but due to an awful miscalculation, you shoot it 90 degrees into the air... use your imagination

I wish for a tin of paint which paints black and white at the same time

granted but the paint fumes are so intense and acidic, it burns through your suit and mask. you lay on the ground suffocating while choughing up blood and your skin slowly dissloves away, giving an INTENSE Burning sensation you then move into the kitchen tring to get a telephone and call an ambulance, but while your tring to get the phone. you knock over an inconvenetly placed bottle of lemon juice and a jar of salt off the counter droping it on yourself. dieing painfuly as you are burnig away while the lemon juice and salt add to the pain.

i wish a milkor MGL type grenade launcher to be created for BW.

Granted, the genie doesn't know whether to pick the milk, or the MGL type. He changes the substances, creating a MGL grenade filled with milk.

I wish my girlfriend bought a sexy shirt lol.

Granted, but she never put it on.

I wish for a platypus pet.

granted, but it was a male platypus and it stung you.

I wish for less crashes to desktop.

Granted, but the crashes had to go somewhere, thanks to you one of your friends dies in a planecrash while he was on his way home from Mauritius.

I wish that there is one of Eat Uranium's friends on his plane home from Mauritius, so my previous story is a little bit more convincing and correct.

Granted, but my friend has both a parachute and foreknowledge of the crash, and jumps out of the plane.

I wish for everyone who ever died to come back as visible but intangeble ghosts for a day.

Granted, but the overwhelming capacity of ghosts is too much for your brain to handle and your head explodes.

I wish for a set of medieval armor.

Granted, but some old witch cursed it, who ever put it on dies, you put it on and die.

i Wish the weather was good.

granted, but it is good weather for Antarctica, you and everyone within 10,000 square kilometers of you freezes to death

I wish for a new planet which I own in a distant galaxy

Granted, but when you take one step on it, it implodes.

I wish for my cold to go away...

Granted. Your newly acquired HIV drives your cold away.

I wish for a time machine.

Granted, you go back in time and prevent yourself from wishing for a time machine.

I wish for everything to be 2D.

Granted, but you keep crashing into everything due to lack of depth perception.

I wish for everything to be 4D.