Granted, but you turn blind and deaf so you cannot experience 4D.

I wish to know all Philosophy in the world.

Granted, but you quickly come to the realization the the entire compilatio of knowledge is so convulted, self-contradicting, and worthless that your head implodes.

I wish for my pointless geopgraphy class to end.

Granted. now it's time to mathematics class!

I wish that Santa Clausgive a Death Star to me in christmas!

Granted, but Luke Skywalker blew it up.

I wish i wasn't tired so much.

Granted, but you become so hyperactive your heartrate accelerates to unhealthy levels causing your heart to give out and explode.

I wish I was rid of this damned insomnia.

granted, now your dead, because sleep for eternity = death.

I wish I was the strongest man on the RS forums.

Granted, but you took far too many anabolic steroids, got too big and aggressive and then your head exploded from all that roid'rage.

I wish Far Cry 1 had a co-op mod. That would be freakin cool.

granted, but because of your history of friendly fire, no-one wants to play with you

I wish for a rabbit that was a jedi

Granted, but he turned to the dark side and killed you.

I wish for remote controller that can rewind time.

Actually it does have a co-op mod, so your wish didn't corrupted.

Granted, but you get older when using it by an equal amount that you went back in time.

I wish more nasty chemicals could have nice sounding names like ninhydrin

Granted, but the chemical, kyniadierne, does not like to be mis-spelled and explodes in your face.

I wish to have it back.

granted, you get chicken pox again.

i wish to be the devil. muhahaha.

granted, but I throw holy water on you and you become a disco inferno.

I wish for all the holy water in the world.

Granted, but you drown in it.

I wish I never had it in the first place.

Granted, though for the perpose of your wish, it = [your] life

i: 'Wish', for-better. syNTax?

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SYSTEM ERROR. Syntax Corruption. Initiate wish termination protocol 43. FATAL ERROR.



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i wish that music nowdays would sound more like the song used in the scion United By Individuality commercal.
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BTW. what genre of music is this anyway?

Granted, but now all music is allowed only in commercials.

i wish that music nowdays would sound more like this song

Granted, except it is in .Oggaddadad form, a form that has a tendency to blow up in a nuclear bomb.

I wish you stop using those flash and youtbue thingys, seriously do you now that it slows all of my school's computers down to a crawl?

Granted. From now on, we will use those flash google video thingys to slow your school's computers down to a crawl.

I wish for the next post in this thread to contain exactly 25 words.

Granted, but you loose the ability to count over seven.

I wish for a large packet of smokey bacon crisps that never runs out.

granted, except it's stale and old.

I wish for the ability to run fast AND go through walls.

granted, you fall through the floor because the no clipping mode is flawed.

i wish for nutella to become the only food legally available.

Granted, but everyone dies of Diabetes from the constant consumption of the sugary, chocolaty-hazel paste.

I wish I had some pie.

Granted, you get anthrax pie, and the crust is made of AIDS and Salmonella, the filling is Straight anthrax in it's purest form, killing you faster.

I wish for a HEEERRRNNNIA.

Granted, here's your HEEERRRNNNIA, I'll give it to your dog though, in case you don't have a dog, you now have one with HEEERRRNNNIA, ain't it cool?

I wish for music in the hiphop genre nowadays to return to the 90's, when people were actually able to make good songs...

granted, but repeating the past causes a rip in spacetime and violent demons come forth from the burning hells to rip you to pieces.

i wish for an alien invasion to clean up the demonic infestation caused by LS's wish.

Granted, but then the aliens turn on you and use you for messed up experiments involving a rather long probe.

I wish for an extra large quintuple cheeseburger with all the toppings. Each pattie must weigh 1/2 lb.

granted, but you gain 100 pounds!

(i make my own burgers these days. Way better than that shop bought crap! Each pattie weighs around 200 grams after cooking.. yum! Not sure how much that is in pounds..)

I wish for you could try one of my burgers

granted. but you burned the burgers and Nofatties now hates you.

i wish that wish contains not enough win as people led you to believe.

Granted, but now everyone flocks to ShadowBlades Burger house because he marketed his product through word of mouth.

I wish for a huge bottle of Jagermeister.