Runestorm's own Corrupt-A-Wish

Strelet12 · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:30 pm

Granted,but it's apparently a toy and doesn't make any harm.

I wish I had some fancy pants.

Glosmostinex wrote:

Granted. but some retard from the future will come, destroy Sgt Kelly PC and so, it makes a parallel universe, since those waiting for the pack will die, resulting in a loss of at least 200 lives. the family of those deads will become really sad and suicide themselves, so it's more than 800 lives wasted. the chain reaction goes to the point that about 2 billion people don't exist in that universe because of that alteration on the course of history. that means that governments will not have enough population to work and make money from taxes, etc, making a terrible economical crisis around the world, thus generating tension between governments, which leads to 3 world war. more than 14 nuclear bombs are exploded, resulting in a Nuclear winter. due to the fallout, we must live forever in shelters.

Yeah,I broke my ass thanks to that!

Bulska · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 4:49 pm

Granted, http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/301341

I wish for the ability to spawn real moniez in real life like in Garry'smod.

Alexand3rS · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 5:51 pm

Granted, but you get caught trying to use counterfiet moniez at a local store and the Police quickly infiltrate your house and take away your moniez-printer.

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Okay I'll take your word for it and not Google "Meatspin" <---- (Don't look if it is too horrible for you, which apparently it is to many

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OH and Drake, that failed. I actually like the Rickroll song. Aaand I can mimic his voice almost perfectly.

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I wish for BW to be in UT ]I[ (has that been wished already? By many I suppose, and not just in this thread) *HINT HINT*

Treadhead · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 7:42 pm

Granted. But it ends up sucking.

I wish for an uber Cybork manservant/bodyguard.

KylinRage · **Posted:** Tue Dec 02, 2008 8:42 pm

Granted, but Badass Cyborg kills you and your bodyguard. He is STILL the leanest, the meanest, and the bad-ass machine-est!

I wish that I never Googled meatspin. Curiosity kills the cat, they say.

Industry · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:01 am

Alexand3rS wrote:

OH and Drake, that failed. I actually like the Rickroll song. Aaand I can mimic his voice almost perfectly.

so what? this place was lacking in rickrolls.
(hums rickroll song)

oh, and you got rickroll'd anyway
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Ganted. but the damage has been done, so its irriversible.

i wish that for my XBOX 360 would be fixed and returnd by the next 3 days.

Strelet12 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 5:58 am

Granted,but unfortunately the repairman stupidly gave you a broken PS2.

I wish "Yelling at Cats" was a kickass meme in the universe.

Treadhead · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:19 pm

Granted. However, it is overshadowed by Mickey Rooney's "Screaming at mice with my shirt off" remark. (Cookie for reference-finder)

I wish I had an even more badass Cybork bodyguard. WITH MORE DAKKA!

SX · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:25 pm

granted, but it mistaken you with a prehensile cat, and it shot you with 5mm bullets and 500mw pulse beam.

I wish for a minigun that shot velociraptors.

Strelet12 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 3:46 pm

Granted,but the velociraptors ate you instead.

I wish for an automated,long-firing auto-firing semi-auto armor-piercing tank-crushing anti-air ground-sweeping gun.

LuminousShadow · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 6:09 pm

Granted, it's too heavy to carry around, too big to operate with one guy (30 men will do) and it jams after 1 shot.

I wish for an Alright heavy bag, so I have something to beat up.

KylinRage · **Posted:** Wed Dec 03, 2008 7:00 pm

Granted, but after excessively abusing it, you are arrested by the secret Bag Protection Agency. You are later tortured to death.

I wish it was easier to get in to the D.C. Ruins in Fallout 3 (it always gives me headaches).

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 9:59 am

Granted, but to allow you to get there easier they had to remove all the content from them.

I wish for a certain christmass tree put up today to remain safe and free from electrical fires etc.

SX · **Posted:** Fri Dec 05, 2008 1:06 pm

granted, but it has arsenic in the roots, so once it's been put up safely, it dies.

I wish for Christmas Dr.Pepper

Industry · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2008 1:09 am

Granted. at christmas DR.Anthony.D.Pepper goes over to your house and smashes you upside the head with your Priceless family Ming vase.
(or any other possesions of value)

i wish that ganon and his minions would stop ruining the worlds cities, the gray spaghetti plague to stop wiping out 1/3 of the human population and the toast from the toaster meltdown didnt alter the gene pool.

Treadhead · **Posted:** Sat Dec 06, 2008 12:53 pm

Granted. But I replace all that by sending out a clone army of 30,000 Andy Dicks with miniguns that shoot miniature Andy Dicks with mini-mini Andy Dick guns, and so on and so forth.... T-T-T-T-TOTAL ANNIHILATION!

I wish I had a Cybork bodyguard that would stop hurting me and was 300% Orkier.

nofatties · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2008 11:50 am

Granted but it is so orky it goes insane and kills you with a chainsaw before putting itself and your dead body through a meat grinder.

I wish for Oxycodin.

Treadhead · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2008 2:20 pm

JOO CORRUPTED MAH WISH WRONG! I said that it would STOP HURTING ME. Including killing.

Granted, but my Cybork bodyguard takes a buzzaw to your face.

I wish for a taco.

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Sun Dec 07, 2008 4:24 pm

Granted. You get a perfectly normal taco. One of the many radioactive carbon-14 atoms in it then emits a beta particle. This enters a cell in your gut and mutates the DNA. You die from stomach cancer 5 years later.

I wish for lafette

SX · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 2:50 pm

Greanted, but you never got it, because it was lost in the shipping process.

I wish for candy up the bum.

Eat Uranium · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 3:01 pm

Granted, but after it arrives you realise your mistake too late. Due to the contract, it has to go in the other end of your digestive system now (with no time for cleaning).

I wish for christmas themed adverts too leave TV and radio and never blight the micro/radio waves again.

Kranren · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 5:28 pm

Granted, but they are now blared all year from PA systems set up on every street corner and in every room of your house.

I wish for the weapon packs to all be completed and released tomorrow.

KylinRage · **Posted:** Tue Dec 09, 2008 8:26 pm

Granted, but a hacker manages to infiltrate Runestorm's files and plant untraceable viruses into the weapon packs.

I wish the Shishkebab was more powerful and actually did some form of burning damage (I can't really notice any damage other than initial impact with that thing).

siavash1989 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 12:21 am

granted, but the stick becomes very hot, does fire damage but also burns the user and does damage as if the user was getting hit every 2 seconds, you die within a few moments of holding it.

i wish for the stuff happening in greece to stop.

BlackEagle · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 2:13 am

Granted greek problems stop, but part of there agreement is that that close all decent greek stores to close FOREVER!!

I wish for a boiling cess pool in my back garden..

siavash1989 · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:12 am

granted, you have to swim in it every day.

i wish for a supercomputer so i never have to upgrade my computer for new games.

Kranren · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 3:55 am

Granted, but it is a Cray XMT, completely useless for playing games on.

I wish for better foodstuffs.

Sgt. Kelly · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 5:17 pm

Granted, you get foodstuff that is better, but not great.

In fact, it is rather bad.

I wish for the incorruptible wish of a lock on this thread!!

Bjossi · **Posted:** Wed Dec 10, 2008 7:56 pm

Granted and granted.

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