Basically post ideas for inventions,they can make sense,be incredibly practical,or just be downright silly.


Mine:

A device that helps you get out of bed, gives you 10 seconds before it saws your head clean off.

Voice controlled shower.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM3UFmwrfpw

An energy -> matter conversion machine.
Downloading hardware would be fun.

The 'CarbondioxidemethaneandCFCsuperdooparemovefromtheatmosphereandteleporttovenus' machine. Does exactly what it says on the tin.

inflateable dartboards.

Why would you want to put an end to life on earth?

what about a virtual-reality machine that you can enter and play a game, and has incredible graphics?
in it you can activate a realistic mode that allows you to die in real life if you die in the game.
that will control population in Earth, you know.
Crysis will be a museum piece next to that

a universal constructor.

A quantum Portal maker, that not only allows to transport anywhere, but also allows the user to go back in time.

What's the point of the 'quantum' here? You mean the concept of copying the quantum state of the subject's atoms to a new set of atoms on the other side? Technically that kind of teleportation leads to death and one is simply copied atom-by-atom.

maybe he thinks that "quantum" is a cool word.
heh, what about a minigun that shoots crystals?
No one made that before

quantum means the smallest possible amount, i think, so yeah would probably kill you or shrink you somehow

how about a guitar with no strings, has a sensor on the body for when you "strum" and the neck has pressure sensitive touchpads

A holodeck that runs nothing but simulations of boring real life. "Time to get back to gaming. Only 2 more hours of reformatting spreadsheets until I get enough points to buy a crib for my new baby that keeps me up all night."

A device that can entirely destroy your Wii or XBox360, and convert it to a PS3.

Awesome...

A 'Nano Constructer', would have the abilty to turn atoms or energy into solid matter of any form, since evrything is made up of nothing but 'Energy' in it's purest form, whatever you wanted would be 'Created' before your very eyes.. Nano technology is rumored to not be far off(Only problem is that most of the earths population wont have any power or control over others, and they wont let that happen now will they)..

I'm hungry, maybe i'll convert some sewage to a burger.. Hey it's possible!!!

sewage into a burger you say... i might just have to try that

an apple that really can keep the doctor away

a device that changes the UT3 UI to a UI like in UT1.

Yes and no. As far as I know quantum physics is a mathematical model to explain how the smallest building blocks of the universe interact. Quantum computing is an exciting, on-going project that will be using quantum entanglement and the super-spin theory (dunno if that is the right name, but it means an atom spins in two directions at the same time); the latter gives the qbit its ability to store both 0 and 1 simultaneously.

A device that will get me laid... by a hot chick.

Heh, you could accomplish that by mastering hypnotizing.

or a lucid dream too.

The real thing beats dreaming by a long shot, but one good thing about dreams is that the only limits is your imagination.

Depends. If it's a regular highschool cheerleader, then there's a chance that you won't be so happy when you get your medical checkup results back.

Yes, and the chance boils down to what protection was used.

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why the hell the thread title changed to that?
someone hacked Shadow account.

Hahaha... You guys make me laugh.

It was a sort of snarky response to the thread going off topic in a strange path.

With many years of internet experience I can safely say that no off topic path is strange.

A hardware clone device. More 8800 GTS = MOUR FUN!

YES!!!

Good god, a pc with the ability to run Halo 3, Gears 2 and Killzone 2 like a top end Alienware running the original Half Life, and constantly upgrade itself with that invention.

Or just a small portable platform capable of producing any food you want in the highest quality. This way you solve drunken munchies easier.