Your about to get 'Screwed' Internet

Mr.UglyPants · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:01 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/7811550.stm

Yep, China has taken it upon themselves to 'clean up' the internet...

Firstly, how does one do this with multi-billion dollar companies like Google being some of the offenders?

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:22 am

It'll never happen, china is way too controlling over its population and if they even try to spy on me and stop my internet i'll **** them with a ****** **** ** next to a ***** and if **** ****** then i'll **** ****** **** marshmellows!

Glosmostinex · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:24 am

man, If China becomes a superpower.....

Kaboodles · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:32 am

Ahahahaha!

Seriously?

Mr.UglyPants · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 9:43 am

Leave the poor marshmallows ALONE!

Ya, China... a continuation of the already failed Communist experiment.

cyberax · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:06 am

mmmm...mashmallows...I like those...can I get some ?

Seriously, thats not an easy task, and I doubt they would get it right...luckily the whole world is not ruled by them, and a lot of countries have the whole freedom of speech viewpoint, so it is not really enforcable all over...but it is very doable within China itself....but I guess if you really want to get to those sites you could anyway (I can think of two methods that pop immediatly in to mind)...

Tyster · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:15 am

Caption for the picture in the linked article:
"Millions of Chinese people use the internet". Lol. What an epiphany.

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:19 am

Beta_krogoth wrote:

It'll never happen, china is way too controlling over its population and if they even try to spy on me and stop my internet i'll **** them with a ****** **** ** next to a ***** and if **** ****** then i'll **** ****** **** marshmellows!

That would sound awesome when spoken. Imagine an angry Chinese person yelling out that with censor beeps covering the swear parts.

Beta_krogoth · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:43 am

^^

I'm on to a winning speech.

Seriously though, expect major marshmellow mayhem if they try anything.

nofatties · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:59 pm

I'm living in China right now.
Personally, as much as it sucks to have things censored by the government, in a way, I appreciate it. They are looking out for morality. It's all Confucian influenced if you think about it.

On the other hand, this is actually pretty hilarious. Seriously when porn gets sold on the sidewalks by the street vendors and you can bargain for it...

Mr.UglyPants · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 1:51 pm

Haha, seriously. Lol.

Kaboodles · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 2:25 pm

Mr.UglyPants wrote:

Leave the poor marshmallows ALONE!

Ya, China... a continuation of the already failed Communist experiment.

They've been trending pretty heavily towards Socialism, I believe. The state only directs about a third of China's industry.

Bjossi · **Posted:** Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:42 pm

Mr.UglyPants wrote:

Firstly, how does one do this with multi-billion dollar companies like Google being some of the offenders?

Simple, it can't be done. The internet is a massive city run by no one and doesn't have any laws. We are bound by laws set by our country, so the best China can do is to block local access to selected websites. (but it is bad enough that they are attempting to enforce a subjective view onto everyone else)

siavash1989 · **Posted:** Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:41 am

if the Chinese try and take my porn, i will take up a rifle and invade china.

im not even kidding.

1.3 billion against 1.

on a more serious note, i dont think its actually possible to do this, since as bjossi said, the internet is a massive city with no central government.

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