I don't know exactly what I did wrong; I was told to clean up, but when I tried this happened.

(Edited so the image isn't ridiculously massive, it links to the full resolution version though)

Ummm.... No sir, I wasn't trying to make a wall of biohazard containers in order to hide the mess, not that at all. It's just the... cleaning solution is really... corrosive. And has fumes. You'd better stay away from here for a while. In fact, maybe you shouldn't come here ever, it's pretty brutal stuff and you can't be too careful.



Yes, there was all that blood on the ceiling last time you checked. What, you think I got blood absolutely everywhere instead of cleaning it? I'm not THAT incompetent. It definitely wasn't on purpose either, I've only got the best interests of.... uh... this company at heart. We are a company right? Not like, a government agency or something?

oh god i laughed so hard i started choking. I was expecting like an actual topic, but... I saw the first image and was like 'what. how is it EVERYWHERE?!'

I'm sure it's because I'm just that skilled. Not incompetence.

Or maybe it was aliens again. Different ones. These guys just kept running into the room and exploding. No idea how they evolved like that, but it's surely a better explanation than me completely forgetting that my mop was covered in blood when I set out to clean every nook and cranny...

Ahahahaha! I love it

In addition to being great at my job (not bad at it), I'm also extremely well armed!

The game should get an achievement for covering large areas in blood. And the name fot that achievement should be something with Kamil in it.

Well armed...hahaha, what a mess. Awesome!

Uh... Just a heads up, I-

I mean, uh... DAN. DAN did something.

I think it's probably going to create a portal to another dimension and bring another alien invasion. Not that I know from experience, it just... seems like the sort of thing that would happen.

Remember, I'm great at my job.

But fire Dan. I'm pretty sure he did this. And also took my parking spot that one time, but that's completely unrelated.

Oh no, you've awoken the angry spirits on the space-station, you're definitely getting fired for this, you've blamed Dan too many times.

Take small comfort in knowing that your colleague is almost certain to be found dead within a day.

I didn't do that. D:

... and I don't even drive. I didn't take your spot! I swear!

Baseless accusations!

Oh no, I have failed at my sacred duty!


What? Cleaning? That doesn't sound like me. It was probably Dan's job.

Those buckets are not stacked nearly well enough.

As people seem to be enjoying themselves in their work.
I think it's time I showed my fantastic first day on the job.





Also this is what happened 1 second after I took that screenshot of the guy on the wall


Would have shrunk the images but I'm an idiot and didn't think of that
SORRY!

I was trying to see how many I can get out. Seems there is no limit



http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=164050572

ermahgerd I laughed so hard